November 30, 2016

Wednesday 
Happy Birthday Ben Stiller 
Q. What did one termite say to the other when they saw a house burning down?
A. Barbecue tonight??

November 29, 2016

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Russell Wilson
Q. What has three feet and one leg?
A. A yardstick!

November 28, 2016

Monday
Happy Birthday Judd Nelson
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll!
The first episode of Sports Night is going up, on the BDB YouTube Channel, tonight!

November 27, 2016

Sunday 
Happy Birthday Jimi Hendrix 
Q. What did the slug say after winning the race?
A. Snailed it!

November 26, 2016

Saturday
Happy Birthday Charles Schulz
Q. What did the left hand say to the right hand? 
A. How does it feel always to be right? 

November 25, 2016

Friday
Happy Black Friday!
Happy Birthday John F. Kennedy Jr.
Q. What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?
A. They both know what it's like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed!

November 24, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday Zachary Taylor
Happy Thanksgiving!

November 23, 2016

Wednesday
Happy Birthday John Schnatter
Q. What do you call an insect that pollutes?
A. A litterbug!

November 22, 2016

Tuesday
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
A. Odor in the court!
Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson and Mark Ruffalo

November 21, 2016

Monday
Happy Birthday Michael Strahan 
Q. What is the equivalent to Russian Roulette for eggs? 
A. Telling jokes (one of them might crack up)
This weeks New Page, Must Have Chrome OS Apps and Extensions:
http://bendibello.blogspot.com/p/chrome-apps.html

November 19, 2016

Saturday
Happy Birthday Calvin Klein
Q. What is a pig’s favorite tool?
A. A ham-mer!

November 18, 2016

Friday
Happy Birthday David Ortiz
Q. What do you get when you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!

November 17, 2016

Thursday
Q. Why did the cook get arrested?
A. Cuz he beat up an egg!
Happy Birthday David Ramsey

November 16, 2016

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Robin Soudek
Q. What happened when 19 and 20 got into a fight?
A. Twenty one! (Twenty won!)

November 14, 2016

Monday
Happy Birthday Charles, Prince of Wales
Q. Why are owls always invited to the party?
A. Because they are such a hoot!
This Week's New Page, How To Find Your Lost Android Smartphone: http://bendibello.blogspot.com/p/stolen-android.html

November 13, 2016

Sunday
Happy Birthday Whoopi Goldberg and Cole
Q. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A. Because, if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
Who is your favorite ape? - Poll Ended, Results:
In last place with 5%, Donkey Kong
In fourth place with 10%, Caeser
In third place with 11%, King Kong
In second place with 22%, Curious George
And in first place with 52%, Harambe
http://www.poll-maker.com/results817833x743147d7-32?s=res
Comment ideas for the next poll

November 12, 2016

Saturday 
Happy Birthday Anne Hathaway 
Q. What city is the brightest?
A. Electricity! 

November 11, 2016

Friday
Happy Birthday Leonardo DiCaprio
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.

November 10, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday Mackenzie Foy
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigned there

November 9, 2016

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Eric Dane
Q. What's the difference between a duck and George Washington?
A. One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill!

November 8, 2016

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Gordon Ramsay
Q. If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were stranded on a desert island, who would survive?
A. America

November 7, 2016

Monday
Happy Birthday Madame Curie
Q. Two flies are on a porch, which one is an actor?
A. The one on the screen!
This Week's New Page, Trump Games: http://bendibello.blogspot.com/p/pres-apps.html

November 6, 2016

Sunday 
Happy Birthday Emma Stone 
Q. What do scientists say when they wake up in the morning? 
A. Up and atom! 

November 5, 2016

November 4, 2016

Friday
Q. What is the most hurtful letter in the alphabet?
A. "B" It really stings!
Happy Birthday Ralph Macchio

November 3, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday Gabe Newell
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone!

November 2, 2016

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Clyde Schultz and Marie Antoinette
Q. What is a microphone’s favorite candy?
A. Mike-&-Ikes!

November 1, 2016

Tuesday
Q. What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A. Bamboo.
Happy Birthday Anthony Kiedis