October 31, 2016

Monday
Happy Birthday Christopher Columbus and Matt DiBello
Q. How do you tell the difference between Donald Trump and a pumpkin?
A. They're both wrinkled, orange and inexplicably popular in America, but a pumpkin has thick skin!
This Weeks New Page, The First Halloween: http://bendibello.blogspot.com/p/historyofhalloween.html
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October 30, 2016

Sunday
Happy Birthday John Adams
Q. What did the gorilla have for lunch?
A. A “gorilled” cheese sandwich!

October 29, 2016

Saturday
Happy Birthday Kenneth Harris
Q. What kind of medicine did the doctor give to Dracula?
A. A coffin medicine!

October 28, 2016

Friday
Happy Birthday Bill Gates, Evan Ants and UJ!
Q. What is a myth?
A. A female moth!

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October 27, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday Theodore Roosevelt
Q. Where do basketball players go to breakfast?
A. Dunkin’ Donuts!

October 26, 2016

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Hillary Clinton
Q. What did the teacher say when the student made a joke in class?
A. Well, isn’t that a class-i-cal joke!

October 24, 2016

Monday
Happy Birthday Drake
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog and and a phone?
A. A golden receiver!
This Weeks New Page: http://bendibello.blogspot.com/p/sup.html

October 23, 2016

Sunday
Happy Birthday Weird Al Yankovic
Q. What do pigs take if they’re sick?
A. Mud-icine!

October 22, 2016

Saturday
Q. If you broke your leg in two places, what would you do?
A. Never go back to those two places!
Happy Birthday TobyMac

October 21, 2016

Friday
Happy Birthday Andrew Scott
Q. What concert costs 45 cents? 
A. 50 Cent featuring Nickelback. 

October 20, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday John Krasinski
Q. How does a tree get access to a computer?
A. It LOGS on!

October 19, 2016

October 18, 2016

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Chuck Berry
Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days!

October 17, 2016

Monday
Ben DiBello's Blog 3 Year Anniversary!
Happy Birthday Eminem
Q. I was up all night wondering where the sun went.
A. Then it dawned on me!

WIN THE BDB CLOCK: http://bendibello.blogspot.com/p/giveaway.html

October 16, 2016

Sunday
Happy Birthday John Mayer
Q. A termite walks into a bar. What does he ask?
A. Is the bar tender here?

October 15, 2016

Saturday
Happy Birthday Tito Jackson
Q. What color is the wind?
A. Blew!

October 14, 2016

Friday
Happy Birthday Ralph Lauren
Q. What is a snake’s favorite subject?
A. Hisstory!

October 13, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday Paul Simon
Q. What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
A. Decomposing!

October 12, 2016

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Hugh Jackman
Q. What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
A. Lost!

October 11, 2016

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Matt Bomer
Q. Why don't bees have cars?
A. Because they like taking the buzz!

October 10, 2016

October 9, 2016

Sunday
Happy Birthday Brandon Routh
Q. Where do dogs park their cars?
A. The barking lot!

October 8, 2016

Saturday 
Happy Birthday Matt Damon 
Q. What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark? 
A. Flood lights! 

October 7, 2016

Friday
Happy Birthday Vladimir Putin
Q. What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?
A. Firecrackers!

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October 6, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday LeBron James Jr.
Q. What do you call a tuba at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A TUBA-diver!

October 5, 2016

October 4, 2016

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Rutherford B. Hayes
Q. Why did the tree go to the doctor?
A. He was stick

October 3, 2016

Monday
Happy Birthday Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Q. What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
A. TROUBLE!
This Weeks New Page: Why I Bought A Fire Tablet And Why You Should Too:
http://bendibello.blogspot.com/p/fire-tablet.html

October 2, 2016

Sunday
Q. What's a bee's favorite food?
A. Hum-burgers!
Happy Birthday Sting

October 1, 2016

Saturday
Happy Birthday Jimmy Carter
Q. What did the girl pig say to the boy pig?
A. You are so HAM-some!