June 30, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday Mike Tyson
Q. Why didn’t Santa have to pay for his new sleigh?
A. It was on the house!

June 28, 2016

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Rob Dyrdek
Q. What do golfers drink?
A. Tee!

June 27, 2016

Monday
Q. What room does a ghost not need in their house?
A. A living room!
Happy Birthday Matthew Lewis

June 26, 2016

Sunday
Happy Birthday Derek Jeter
Q. Why did the thermometer go to college?
A. He wanted to get a degree!

June 25, 2016

Saturday
Q. What do you call an angry monkey?
A. Furious George!
Happy Birthday Carter Tracy and George Michael

June 24, 2016

Friday
Happy Birthday Lionel Messi
Q. What do you call a 1,000 year old piece of bacon?
A. Ancient grease!

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June 23, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday Randy Jackson
Q. What do lazy farmers grow?
A. Couch potatoes!

June 22, 2016

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Kurt Warner
Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A. You’ll rise and shine!

June 21, 2016

Tuesday
Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bottle!
Happy Birthday Chris Pratt

June 20, 2016

Monday
Happy Birthday Lionel Richie
Q. What happens when the fog lifts in Los Angeles?
A. UCLA!

June 19, 2016

Sunday
Happy Fathers Day!
Happy Birthday Zoe Saldana
Q. What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered that lightning was electricity?
A. I'm shocked!
What is your favorite 80s song? - Poll Ended - Results:
In last place with 6%, Sweet Child of Mine
In eighth place with 7%, Livin' On a Prayer
In seventh place with 8%, Danger Zone
In sixth place also with about 8%, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
In fifth place with 9%, Don't You (Forget About Me)
In fourth place with 10%, Take On Me
In third place with 12%, Careless Whisper
In second place with 19%, Everybody Wants to Rule the World
In first place with 22%, Ghostbusters
http://www.poll-maker.com/results691370x31c74D8E-28?s=res
Thank you all for voting and comment with ideas for the next poll!

June 18, 2016

Saturday
Q. Why don’t bald people have keys?
A. Because, they don’t have any locks!
Happy Birthday Paul McCartney

June 17, 2016

Friday
Happy Birthday Shane Watson
Q. What did the baseball mitt say to the baseball?
A. “Catch you later!”

Band of Horses New Album: https://goo.gl/WQh1cW
Finding Dory Trailer: https://youtu.be/NQu-153MnGQ
Best of the 80s Playlist: https://goo.gl/ZBSdXu

June 16, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday Tupac Shakur
Q. What do you call a cranky cow?
A. Moody!

June 15, 2016

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Brian Curley and Ice Cube
Q. What did one triangle say to the other?
A. Let’s get together and square dance!

June 14, 2016

Tuesday
Happy Flag Day!
Q. Why was the hockey rink so hot after the game?
A. Because all the fans left!
Happy Birthday Donald Trump

June 13, 2016

Monday
Happy Birthday John Forbes Nash
Q. What did the electrician say to his co-worker?
A. Watts up?

June 11, 2016

Saturday
Happy Birthday Joe Montana
Q. Did you hear that joke about the maze?
A. Nevermind, I would probably lose you!

June 10, 2016

Friday
Happy Birthday Prince Philip
Q. Why aren’t cheetahs very good at playing Hide n’ Seek?
A. Because they’re always spotted!

June 9, 2016

Thursday
Q. What do mallards wear to a wedding?
A. Ducks-edos! (Tuxedo!)
Happy Birthday Michael J Fox

June 8, 2016

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Kanye West
Q. Why didn't the teddy bear have dessert?
A. Because he was already stuffed!

June 7, 2016

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Dean Martin
Q. I went in to a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?”
A. I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”

June 6, 2016

Monday
Q. What did the boxer say to the barber?
A. Give me an uppercut!
Happy Birthday Ross MacDonald

June 5, 2016

Sunday
Q. What’s Earth without art?
A. Eh! (Earth)
Happy Birthday Pete Wentz

June 4, 2016

Saturday
Happy Birthday Russell Brand
Q. What did the digital clock say to its mother?
A. Look mom, no hands!

June 3, 2016

Friday
Happy Birthday Rafael Nadal
Q. What do you get when you slice meat in a blizzard?
A. Cold cuts!

http://bendibello.blogspot.com/p/national-donut-day.html

June 2, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday Wentworth Miller
Q. What do you call a cow having a seizure?
A. A milkshake!

June 1, 2016

Wednesday
Q. What do you call a football player that can’t see?
A. A blindside
Happy Birthday Morgan Freeman