March 31, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday Ewan McGregor
Q. Why was the mathematician late for work?
A. He took the rhombus (wrong bus)!

March 30, 2016

March 29, 2016

Tuesday
Happy Birthday John Tyler
Q. What is the worst vegetable to have on a boat?
A. A leek!

March 28, 2016

Monday ):
Happy Birthday Vince Vaughn
Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?
A. He was a little chicken!
Supergirl and The Flash go up against Livewire and Silver Banshee - 8PM on CBS

March 27, 2016

March 26, 2016

Saturday
Happy Birthday Leonard Nimoy
Q. Why was the police officer in bed?
A. Because he was an undercover!

March 25, 2016

Friday
Q. How do you get 4 suits for just over a dollar?
A. Buy a deck of cards!
Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice comes out today!
Happy Birthday Elton John

March 24, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday Peyton Manning
Q. Why don't busy people eat clocks?
A. It’s time consuming!

March 23, 2016

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Brandon Marshall
Q. What do you call a cow that's nervous?
A. Beef jerky

March 22, 2016

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Andrew Lloyd Webber
Q.What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
A. An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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March 21, 2016

Monday
Happy Birthday Johann Sebastian Bach
Q:  If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
A. Pilgrims!
Supergirl on tonight on CBS 8:00 PM

March 20, 2016

Sunday
Q: What is the difference between elephants and grapes?
A. Grapes are purple.
Q:  What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A. “Here come the elephants!”
Q:  What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
A. “Here come the grapes!” (She was colorblind.)
Happy Birthday Bobby Orr

March 19, 2016

Saturday
Happy Birthday Bruce Willis
Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water!

March 18, 2016

Friday
Happy Birthday Zdeno Chara and Kevin James
Q: What did the paint say to the wall?
A: I got you covered.

March 17, 2016

Thursday
Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
Q: Where do astronauts park their spaceships?
A: At parking meteors!
Happy Birthday Hozier

March 16, 2016

Wednesday
Happy Birthday James Madison
Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’

March 15, 2016

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Saint Nicholas
Q: What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a turtle?
A: A slowpoke

March 14, 2016

March 13, 2016

Sunday
Happy Birthday Ben Brown
Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!

March 11, 2016

Friday
Happy Birthday Greg Olsen
Q. Why didn't the vampire bite Taylor Swift
A. She had "Bad Blood"

March 10, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday Tuukka Rask
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
I have the 2014-2015 winter header up today, #ThrowbackThursday

March 9, 2016

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Oscar Isaac
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A: A milkshake!

March 8, 2016

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Ralph H. Baer
Poll Ended, Results:
Question: What Spring Sport do you think I should play?
In last place with 7%, Soccer (which apparently is only a fall sport),
Tied for 4th, each with 10% is Track and Tennis,
In 3rd with 14% is Lacrosse,
In 2nd with 17% is Baseball,
And in 1st with 39% is Bullfighting.
I guess I'll be bullfighting this Spring,
New Poll is up: Question: Who's the stupidest?
Polls are now available on Mobile and will hopefully be up on the app this afternoon,
(They are in the same place on the desktop version)

March 7, 2016

Monday
Happy Birthday Jenna Fischer
Q: Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
A: A taxi driver.

March 6, 2016

Sunday
Happy Birthday Michelangelo
Q: What do postal workers do when they’re mad?
A: They 'stamp' their feet!
Spring Sport Poll Closes the night of Tuesday March 8th, Vote Now!

March 5, 2016

Saturday
Happy Birthday Michael Irvin
Q: What kind of music do planets listen to?
A: Nep-tunes!
We had some major technical difficulties when we were recording the podcast,
We will have to re-record it next week, I'm sorry for the inconvenience,
But as promised here is Carter Tracy's original song: Snowstorm of Sadness

March 4, 2016

Friday 
Happy Birthday Draymond Green 
Q: What’s worse than a worm in your apple? 
A: Half a worm in your apple 
My next podcast will be up tomorrow morning! 
Zootopia comes out today 

March 3, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday Alexander Graham Bell
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk
5 Days Left to Vote on Spring Sport Poll, VOTE NOW!

March 2, 2016

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Henrik Lundqvist
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!

March 1, 2016

Tuesday
Q: Where do mice park their boats?
A: At the hickory dickory dock.
Muppets tonight at 8:00 PM on ABC
Happy Birthday Zack Snyder