February 29, 2016

Monday
Happy Birthday Cam Ward
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Supergirl tonight at 8 PM on CBS

February 28, 2016

Sunday
Happy Birthday Lisa DiBello!!!!!!!
Q. What's a polar bear's favorite math problem?
A. Ice Cubed!!!
Ben DiBello's Blog is on the Amazon App Store: http://amzn.com/B01CAKPUEI
Hopefully it will be on the Google Play Store by the end of the week

February 27, 2016

Saturday
Happy Birthday Adam Baldwin
Q: Why do all the letters of the alphabet hate hanging out with 'n'?
A: Because 'n' always has to be the center of attention.
10 Days Left to Vote on Spring Sport Poll, VOTE NOW!!!!

February 26, 2016

Friday
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue with his pizza?
A: He ate it before it was cool!
Happy Birthday Nate Ruess

February 25, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday James and Oliver Phelps
Q: What did the Time Traveler do when he was still hungry after eating dinner?
A: He went back four seconds.

February 23, 2016

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Aziz Ansari
Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well
Muppets on ABC tonight at 8:30 PM

February 22, 2016

Monday
Happy Birthday George Washington
I hate Russian dolls,
They’re so full of themselves.
Supergirl on tonight on CBS 8:00 PM
15 Days Left to Vote on Spring Sport Poll, VOTE NOW!!!

February 21, 2016

Sunday
Happy Birthday Alan Rickman
Q: Why are there gates around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in!

February 19, 2016

Friday
Happy Birthday Jeff Kinney
Q. What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?
A. Abominable! (say it slowly)

February 18, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday Vanna White
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: Sunday, of course!

February 17, 2016

Wednesday
Q. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
A. He had no body to go with him!
Happy Birthday Ed Sheeran

February 16, 2016

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Christopher Eccleston
Q. What did the Island Gobbling Sea Monster say?
A. These islands aren’t Philippine me up. I need Samoa Tahiti!
(I know it's a stretch)

February 15, 2016

Monday
Happy Birthday Galileo Galilei
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other:
"You stay here, I'll go on a head."
Happy Presidents Day!!!

February 14, 2016

Sunday
700th Post!!!!!!
Happy Valentines Day!
Happy Birthday Simon Pegg
Q. Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
A. Because it's a little meteor.

February 13, 2016

Saturday
Happy Birthday Aqib Talib
Q. What do clouds wear under their shorts?
A. THUNDERPANTS!

February 12, 2016

Friday!!!
Happy Birthday Abraham Lincoln
25 Days Left to Vote on Spring Sport Poll, VOTE NOW!!!

February 11, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday Jeb Bush
Q. What's it called when you lend money to a bison?
A. A BUFFA-LOAN!

February 10, 2016

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Elizabeth Banks
Q. What type of music do mummies listen to?
A. WRAP MUSIC!

February 9, 2016

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Tom Hiddleston
Q. Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
A. Both crews were marooned.

February 8, 2016

Monday
Happy Birthday John Williams
Q. What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop?
A. Shoe!
Check out my new blog preview video:

February 7, 2016

Sunday
Happy Birthday Steven Stamkos
Humorous American Football Played by Animals:
During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the small animals. The big animals were crushing small animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals.
At the start of the second half the big animals had the ball. The first play, the elephant got stopped for no gain. The second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. On third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss.
The defence huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly, "Who stopped the elephant?"
"I did," said the centipede.
"Who stopped the rhino?"
"Uh, that was me too," said the centipede.
"And how about the hippo? Who hit him for a 5 yard loss?"
"Well, that was me as well," said the centipede.
"So where were you during the first half?" demanded the coach.
"Well," said the centipede, "I was having my ankles taped."
Carolina Panthers vs Denver Broncos 6:30 PM @ Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, California

February 6, 2016

Saturday
There’s two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says:
"You man the guns, I’ll drive"
Happy Birthday Bob Marley

February 5, 2016

Friday
Happy Birthday Cristiano Ronaldo
Q. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
A. ECLIPSE IT!

February 4, 2016

Thursday
Happy Birthday Rosa Parks
Q. What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?
A. It won't be long now

February 2, 2016

Tuesday
Happy Groundhog's Day
Happy Birthday Donald Driver
Q. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
A. Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
The Muppets Winter Premiere is tonight at 8:30 PM
Poll Ended, Question: What's Your Favorite Shape? - Results:
In last place with 5%: Square.
In 6th place with 7%: Circle.
In 5th place with 10%: Heart.
In 4th place with 12%: Trapezoid.
In 3rd place with 15%: Rhombus.
In 2nd place with 23%: Rhombicosidodecahedron.
And in 1st place with 25%: Star.
New Poll is up: What Spring Sport do you think I should play?

February 1, 2016

Monday
Happy Birthday Langston Hughes
Q. Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow?
A. It's making HEADLINES!