December 31, 2016

Happy Birthday Donald Trump Jr.
Q. Where do you dance in California?
A. San Frandisco!

December 30, 2016

December 29, 2016

Happy Birthday Andrew Johnson
Q. Why does it take longer to run from 2nd to 3rd than from 1st to 2nd?
A. Because there is a short stop between 2nd and 3rd!

December 28, 2016

Q. Why did the tourist cross the road?
A. To get to the other guide!
Happy Birthday Maggie Smith

December 27, 2016

Happy Birthday Emilie De Ravin
Q. Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
A. There was no chemistry.

December 26, 2016

Happy Birthday Jared Leto
Q. What do kittens like to read?
A. Cat-alogs
This Week's New Page: 14 Reasons Why 2016 Was The Worst Year Since 2015:

December 25, 2016

Happy Birthday Jimmy Buffett
       It was Christmas Eve at the meat counter and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one. In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, 'Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?' 'No, madam, 'he replied, 'they're all dead.'
Merry Christmas!

December 24, 2016

Merry Christmas Eve!!!
Happy Birthday to Kyon (the Crayon) and Ryan Seacrest
Q. How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
A. “Fleece Navidad!”
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December 23, 2016

December 22, 2016

Happy Birthday Ted Cruz
What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
A. One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.
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December 20, 2016

Happy Birthday Jonah Hill
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
A. Frostbite.
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December 19, 2016

Happy Birthday to The Legend and Richard Hammond
Q. What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A. A rebel without a Claus.
This Week's New Page: The Best Free Christmas Apps -
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December 18, 2016

Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish
Happy Birthday Stephen Spielberg

December 17, 2016

Happy Birthday Pope Francis
Q. What do elves do after school?
A. Their gnome work!
What is your favorite Star Wars movie? - Poll Ended, Results:
In last place with 4%, The Phantom Menace
In fourth place with 8%, Return of the Jedi
Tied for third place, both with 12%, Revenge of the Sith and Attack of the Clones
Tied for second, both with 16%, A New Hope and The Force Awakens
And in first place with 32%, The Empire Strikes Back
Thank you to all who voted, comment ideas for the next poll!
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December 16, 2016

Happy Birthday Ludwig van Beethoven
Q. What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
A. Santa Claws. -
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December 15, 2016

Happy Birthday Josh Norman and Trevor Doolan
Q. What does Jack Frost like best about school?
A. Snow and tell.
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December 14, 2016

Happy Birthday Patty Duke
Q: Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas?
A: Because they don’t want to give away their presence on planet Earth

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December 13, 2016

Happy Birthday Taylor Swift
Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.

December 12, 2016

Q. What’s the difference between a sad baseball player and a marine biologist?
A. One wails and catches, and the other catches whales!
Happy Birthday Frank Sinatra
This Week's New Page, iCE Is Back With A Brand New Snowball?:

December 11, 2016

Happy Birthday Rey Mysterio Jr.
Q. What do you give a dog with a fever?
A. Mustard is the best thing for a hot dog!

December 10, 2016

1000th Post!!!!
Happy Birthday  Bobby Flay
Q. What do you call a T-Rex that was in a car accident?
A. A tyrannosaurus wreck!

December 8, 2016

Happy Birthday Dwight Howard
Q. What type of reptile likes to eat pie?
A. pie-thons!

December 7, 2016

Q. Why did the pig go to the casino?
A. To play the slop machine!
Happy Birthday Sara Bareilles

December 6, 2016

Happy Birthday Johnny Manziel
Q. What did the battery get on his report card?
A. Triple As!

December 5, 2016

Happy Birthday Walt Disney and Odell Carter's Mom
Q. How did the Easter bunny get off the highway?
A. He took the eggzit!
This Week's New Page, How to Set Custom URL's on Blogger:

December 4, 2016

Happy Birthday Jay Z
Q. Why did the band members ask the turkey to join the band?
A. They had no drum sticks!

December 3, 2016

Q. What do you call a hamster with a top hat?
A. Abrahamster Lincoln
Happy Birthday Ozzy Osbourne

December 2, 2016

Happy Birthday Aaron Rodgers
Q. Where did the king keep his armies?
A. In his sleevies!

Title inspired by (copied from) a song by Michael Bublé:
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December 1, 2016

Happy Birthday Woody Allen
Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
A. Your head hits the ceiling!