September 30, 2016

Happy Birthday Olivier Giroud
Q. If you were dying and you only had $3 what should you buy?
A. A bag of Lifesavers!

September 29, 2016

Happy Birthday Kevin Durant
Q. Where did noah keep his bees?
A. In the Ark Hives

September 28, 2016

Happy Birthday Ed Sullivan
Q. What do you get if you're a smart hot dog?
A. An honor roll

September 27, 2016

Q. What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs?
A. A condescending con descending.
Happy Birthday Brad Arnold

September 26, 2016

Happy Birthday Serena Williams
Q. Why did the fish blush?
A. Because it saw the ocean’s bottom
This Week's New Page: How To Embed A YouTube Video The Right Way:

September 25, 2016

Q. What kind of bee can't make up his mind?
A. A "maybe"
Happy Birthday Mark Hamill

September 24, 2016

Happy Birthday F. Scott Fitzgerald
A. Why did the man put his clock in a pan?
Q. To see time fry!

September 23, 2016

Happy Birthday Bruce Springsteen
Q. Why was the policeman in bed?
A. Because he was an undercover cop.

September 22, 2016

Happy Birthday Tom Felton
Q. How do you spell "ninjas"?
A. "s" (the ninja is silent)

September 21, 2016

Happy Birthday Lindsey Stirling and Stephen King

September 20, 2016

Happy Birthday George RR Martin
Q. Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
A. She was trying to make up her mind!
New poll up on the blog: Who is your favorite ape? - Vote Now!

September 19, 2016

Happy Birthday Adam West
Q. What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut? 
A. I need some space. 
New Page: 6 Underrated Android Apps: 
What is your favorite element? - Poll Ended, Results: 
In last place with 9%, Manganese 
In fourth place with 12%, Hydrogen 
Tied for third place , all with 14%, Cobalt, Nitrogen and Helium 
In second place with 15%, Oxygen 
In first place with 33%, Krypton 
Comment ideas for the next poll, thank you to all who voted! 

September 18, 2016

Q. Why did the star get arrested?
A. Because it was a shooting star!
Happy Birthday Lukas Graham Forchhammer

September 17, 2016

Happy Constitution Day!
Happy Birthday Alexander Ovechkin
Q. What did the pig use on his sore leg?
A. Oinkment

September 16, 2016

Social Media Week Day Five!
Happy Birthday Flo Rida
Q. What room has no windows or doors?
A. A mushroom!

September 15, 2016

Social Media Week Day Four!
Q. If Teddy Roosevelt was alive today what would be the most amazing about him?
A. His age!
Happy Birthday Tommy Lee Jones

September 14, 2016

Social Media Week Day Three!
Happy Birthday James Wilson
Q. What do you say to Simba when he is walking slowly?
A. Mu-fasa!

September 13, 2016

Social Media Week Day Two!
Happy Birthday Tyler Perry
Q. Why did Dan build a fire before his singing audition?
A. The judges told him to warm up!

September 12, 2016

Social Media Week Day One!
Happy Birthday 2 Chainz
This Weeks New Page: 23 Snapchat Accounts That You're Gonna Wanna Follow Right Now:

September 11, 2016

Happy Birthday Tyler Hoechlin
Q. What is a photographer’s favorite food?
A. Cheese!

September 10, 2016

Happy Birthday Arnold Palmer
Q. What do you call a witch in a desert?
A. A sandwich!

September 9, 2016

Happy Birthday Michael Buble
Q. What do you call an eight-legged cat? 
A. An octopus

September 8, 2016

Happy Birthday Bernie Sanders
Q. What is a frog’s favorite soda?
A. Croak A Cola!

September 7, 2016

Happy Birthday Kevin Love
Q. What do you call a flying pig?
A. A pork chopper!

September 6, 2016

Q. When do you start at red and stop at green?
A. When you’re eating a watermelon!
Happy Birthday Roger Waters

September 5, 2016

September 4, 2016

Happy Birthday Mark Ronson
Q. What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?
A. A blackboard!

September 3, 2016

Happy International Bacon Day!
Happy Birthday Charlie Sheen
Q. What do you call a frozen kangaroo?
A. A hopsicle!

September 2, 2016

Happy Birthday Keanu Reeves
Q. Who do you call, to help you, when you're sick?
A. A soup-er hero!

September 1, 2016

Happy Birthday Zendaya Coleman
Q. What did the elevator say about its job?
A. "It sometimes gets me down!"
This is the 900th post on BDB! (YAY)