August 31, 2016

August 30, 2016

Happy Birthday Ted Williams
Q. What do call a pig that you plug into a wall?
A. A piglet.

August 29, 2016

Happy Birthday John McCain
Q. What type of shirt can you drink?
A. A tea shirt!

August 28, 2016

Q. What is the best food on a roller coaster?
A. Scream Cheese!
Happy Birthday Jack Black

August 27, 2016

Happy Birthday Donald Bradman
Q. Where do turkeys go when they die?
A. To the gravy-yard!

August 26, 2016

Happy Birthday Mother Teresa
Q. Why should you not tell jokes while you skate?
A. Because the ice might crack up!

August 25, 2016

Happy Birthday Sean Connery
Q. What sickness did the bird have?
A. He had the flew!

August 23, 2016

Happy Birthday Caroline Manzo
Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his grip at the wood chopping contest?
A. He was De-Feeted!

August 22, 2016

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant and the beach?
A. Swimming trunks!
Happy Birthday James Corden

August 21, 2016

Happy Birthday Usain Bolt
Q. Why did the ghost go in the elevator? 
A. To lift his spirit! 

August 20, 2016

Q. How do you know when it’s time to go to the dentist?
A. When it's Tooth-hurty (2:30)
Happy Birthday Amy Adams

August 19, 2016

Happy Birthday Bill Clinton
Q. What kind of street do zombies live on?
A. A Dead End Street!

August 17, 2016

Happy Birthday Austin Butler
Q. What is a surfer's favorite brand of laundry detergent?
A. Tide!

August 16, 2016

Happy Birthday Steve Carell
Q. What can you catch, but never throw?
A. A Cold!

August 15, 2016

Happy Birthday Ben Affleck
Q. What do you call a chicken with no feet and no head?
A. Dinner.

August 14, 2016

Happy Birthday Tim Tebow
Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May.

August 13, 2016

Happy Birthday Sebastian Stan
Q. Where do rocks go to play golf?
A. Pebble Beach!

August 12, 2016

Happy Birthday Bex Taylor-Klaus
Q. What is a tree’s favorite drink?
A. Root beer!

August 11, 2016

Q. What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
A. This relationship will be the end of me.
Happy Birthday Christopher Hemsworth 

August 10, 2016

Happy National S'mores Day!
Q. What shirt do you wear when you are golfing?
A. A tee shirt!
Happy Birthday Antonio Banderas

August 9, 2016

Happy Birthday Whitney Houston
Q. How do you make a hotdog stand?
A. Take away its chair!

August 7, 2016

Happy Birthday Sidney Crosby
Q. What ends everything?
A. The letter "G"

August 6, 2016

Happy Birthday Andy Warhol
Q. What do garbage men eat?
A. Junk food!

August 5, 2016

Happy Birthday Neil Armstrong
Q. What did the triangle say to the circle?
A. You’re pointless!

August 4, 2016

Happy Birthday Barack Obama
Q. What does a black belt ear for lunch?
A. Kung-food!

August 3, 2016

Q. How do hamsters stop a flowing river?
A. They build a Hamster Dam!
Happy Birthday Martin Sheen

August 2, 2016

Happy Birthday Kevin Smith
Q. What did the cake say to the knife?
A. Do you want a piece of me?

August 1, 2016