July 31, 2016

Happy Birthday JK Rowling
Q. What’s the difference between a flea and a wolf?
A. One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

July 30, 2016

Happy Birthday Henry Ford
Q. Why did people stop going to the library?
A. Because they heard it was all booked!
What is your favorite flavor of Ice Cream? - Poll Ended - Results:
In last place with 6%, Vanilla Bean
In sixth place also with 7%, Raspberry
In fifth place with 10%, Cookies and Cream
In fourth place with 12%, Chocolate Chip
In third place with 14%, Cookie Dough
In second place with 22%, Bacon
In first place with 27%, Mint Chocolate Chip
Find out what your Favorite Ice Cream Flavor shows about your personality:
Vote on the New Poll: What is your favorite element?

July 29, 2016

Happy Birthday Josh Radnor
Q. Doctor, Doctor! I think I’m a curtain!
A. Well, pull yourself together!


July 28, 2016

Happy Birthday Ryan Tannehill
Q. What do you call a car on a leash?
A. A Carpet!

July 27, 2016

Happy Birthday Alex Rodriguez
Q. Why did the man throw water out the window?
A. He wanted to see a waterfall!

July 26, 2016

Happy Birthday Jason Statham
Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. I butter not tell you, it might spread!

July 25, 2016

Happy Birthday Matt LeBlanc
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. A snowball!

July 24, 2016

Happy Birthday Amelia Earhart
Q. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
A. Irrelephant!

July 23, 2016

Q. What type of fish will cats not eat?
A. Dogfish
Happy Birthday Slash

July 22, 2016

Happy Birthday Skyler Gisondo
Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because a Jedi must have patience.


July 21, 2016

Happy Birthday Robin Williams
Q. Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. Because it was full

July 20, 2016

Happy Birthday Ray Allen
Q. What do you call a sad tree?
A. A weeping willow!

July 19, 2016

Q. What do you call dancing water?
A. Tap water!
Happy Birthday Benedict Cumberbatch

July 18, 2016

Happy Birthday Nelson Mandela
Q. Why did the man shake the medicine cabinet?
A. To wake up the sleeping pills!

July 17, 2016

Happy Birthday David Hasselhoff
Happy National Ice Cream Day!

July 16, 2016

Happy Birthday Luke Hemmings
Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?
A: Transparents

July 15, 2016

Happy Birthday Gabriel Iglesias
Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A. Day-scare centers!

July 14, 2016

Happy Birthday Papa DiBello
Q: What do you call a Roman with a cold?
A: Julius Sneezer

July 13, 2016

Q. Why was the computer tired when he got home?
A. Because he had a hard drive!
Happy Birthday Patrick Stewart

July 12, 2016

Happy Birthday James Rodriguez
Q. Where do snowmen put their blogs?
A. On the Winternet

July 11, 2016

Happy Birthday Justin Chambers
Q. What is the most hurtful letter in the alphabet?
A. B, It really stings!

July 9, 2016

Happy Birthday OJ Simpson
Q. What sports do vampires like to watch?
A. Bat-minton!

July 8, 2016

Happy Birthday Kevin Bacon
Q. Why did the cattle run away?
A. Because they were all cow-ards!


July 7, 2016

Happy Birthday Ringo Starr
Q. What do you call a magic owl?
A. Whooodini!

July 6, 2016

Q. What did the one piece of gum say to the other piece of gum?
A. I really hope you stick around!
Happy Birthday Sylvester Stallone

July 5, 2016

Happy Birthday Bill Watterson and Siam Lacey
Q. What kind of fish do you see at night?
A. A Starfish!

July 4, 2016

Happy Independence Day!
Happy Birthday George Steinbrenner
Q. Did you hear the one about the Liberty?
A. Yeah, it cracked me up!


July 3, 2016

Happy Birthday Elle King
Q. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
A. Because the horse was too heavy to carry!

July 2, 2016

Happy Birthday Thurgood Marshall
Q. What did one flag say to the other flag?
A. Nothing. It just waved!

July 1, 2016

Happy Birthday Princess Diana
Q. What did the little firecracker say to the big firecracker?
A. Hi, Pop!