May 31, 2016

Happy Birthday Clint Eastwood
Q. Why do male deer wear braces?
A. Because, they have buck teeth!

May 30, 2016

Happy Memorial Day
Q. What do you call a beagle that likes bread?
A. A Bagel!
Happy Birthday CeeLo Green

May 29, 2016

Happy Birthday John F. Kennedy
Q. What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A. A slow poke!

May 28, 2016

Happy Birthday Marco Rubio
Q. Why don’t all cats look the same?
A. Because nobody likes a copycat!

May 26, 2016

Happy Birthday Miles Davis
Q. Have you heard about the great lunch race?
A. The lettuce is currently a head, and the tomato is trying to ketchup!

May 25, 2016

Q. What is the difference between a teacher and a train
A. A teacher tells you to spit your gum out and a train tells you to chew chew chew!
Happy Birthday Ian McKellen

May 24, 2016

800th Post!!!
Q. What has ears but can’t hear?
A. Corn!
Happy Birthday Bob Dylan

May 23, 2016

Happy Birthday Drew Carey
Q. What do you get when you mix a snake and a rabbit?
A. A jump rope!

May 21, 2016

Happy Birthday Tom Daley
Q. Where do monkeys exercise?
A. At the jungle gym.

May 20, 2016

Happy Birthday Mary Pope Osborne
Q. What happens when you read a book about anti-gravity?
A. You can’t put it down!

May 19, 2016

Happy National Scooter Day!
Q. What is the tallest type of building?
A. A library, because it so many stories!
Happy Birthday Andre the Giant

May 18, 2016

Happy Birthday Pope John Paul II
New Poll up: What is your favorite 80s song? Vote Now! Check out my favorite 80s songs here

May 17, 2016

Happy Birthday Bob Saget
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
A. He had a splitting headache!

May 16, 2016

Q. What do you give to a sick lemon?
A. Lemon aid!
Happy Birthday Krist Novoselic

May 15, 2016

Happy Birthday Emmitt Smith
Q. How did the egg cross the road?
A. It scrambled across!
Who would you rather be? Poll Ended, Results:
In Last Place with 3%: Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor
In Second to Last with 4%: Michelle Obama
In Fourth Place with 7%: Bill Gates
In Third Place with 21%: John Cena
In Second Place with 30%: Steve Harvey
In First Place with 35%: Vladimir Putin
Comment if you have any ideas for my next poll, Thank You for Voting!

May 14, 2016

Happy Birthday Mark Zuckerberg
Q. What do you serve but never eat?
A. A tennis ball!

May 13, 2016

Happy Birthday Stevie Wonder
Q. What do you call an exploding monkey?
A. A bab-boom!

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May 12, 2016

Happy Birthday Tony Hawk
Q. What do you call it when the price of tires goes up?
A. Inflation!

May 10, 2016

Happy Birthday Ellen Ochoa
Q. What do sailors eat for breakfast?
A. Boat-meal!

May 9, 2016

Q. How do chickens get strong?
A. They egg-cersize!
Happy Birthday Billy Joel

May 8, 2016

Happy Mother's Day!
Q. Why are handcuffs like souvenirs?
A. They are made for two wrists (tourists)!
Happy Birthday Enrique Iglesias

May 7, 2016

Happy Birthday Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky and Samuel Paek
Q. Why is life like a shower?
A. One wrong turn and you’re in hot water!

May 6, 2016

Happy Birthday George Clooney
Q. What type of tree can you carry in your hand?
A. A palm tree!

May 5, 2016

¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo!
Happy Birthday Henry Cavill
Q. What did the electrician say to his co-worker?
A. Watts up?

May 4, 2016

May the Fourth Be With You!
Q. What did the hotdog say to the hamburger?
A. Nice to meat you!
Happy Birthday Mike Dirnt

May 3, 2016

Happy Birthday Bing Crosby
Q. Jeff and Dave went into a tiger’s cave. Who came out alive?
A. The tiger!

May 2, 2016

Happy Birthday Dwayne Johnson
Q. What is 2000 pounds of laundry?
A. A Washington!

May 1, 2016

Happy Birthday Wes Welker
Q. What did the beach say when the tide came in?
A. Long time no sea!
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