January 31, 2016

Happy Birthday Tyler Seguin
Q. What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day?
NHL All-Star Tournament:
Team Metropolitan vs Team Atlantic 5:00 PM
Team Pacific vs Team Central 6:00 PM
Eastern Winners vs Western Winners 7:00 PM
Check out the special NHL All-Stars Header!
Shape Poll Ends Tonight at Midnight, VOTE NOW!!!

January 30, 2016

Q. What did the traffic light say to the car?
A. Don't look, I'm changing.
Happy Birthday Christian Bale

January 29, 2016

Happy Birthday Harriet Tubman
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
2 Days Left to Vote on Favorite Shape Poll, VOTE NOW!!!
Kung Fu Panda 3 comes out today, Check out the special header up just for today!

January 28, 2016

Q. What's the best way to carve wood?
A. Whittle by whittle.
3 Days Left to Vote on the Poll, VOTE NOW!!!
Happy Birthday Elijah Wood

January 27, 2016

Happy Birthday Lewis Carroll
My friend's bakery burned down last night.
Now his business is toast.

January 25, 2016

Happy Birthday Robert Burns
Q. Which animal is the best hitter of baseball?
A. The bat.
6 Days to Vote on Favorite Shape Poll, at the bottom of the page, VOTE NOW!!!

January 24, 2016

Happy Birthday Dylan Everett
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns,
but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
New England Patriots @ Denver Broncos 3:05 PM
Arizona Cardinals @ Carolina Panthers 6:40 PM

January 22, 2016

Happy Birthday John Hurt
Q. Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A. Because he Neverlands
(I love this joke because it never gets old)
9 Days Left to Vote on Shape Poll, VOTE NOW!!!

January 20, 2016

Happy Birthday Questlove
Q. What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A. A chew chew train.
Next Blog Podcast Coming This Saturday, January 23rd!!!

January 19, 2016

Happy Birthday Edgar Allan Poe
Q. What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?
A. Guardians of the Galaxy.

January 18, 2016

Martin Luther King Jr Day 
Q. What’s brown and sticky? 
A. A stick. 
Happy Birthday Jason Segal

January 17, 2016

Happy Birthday to Stephen Moore and Michelle Obama
Q. Did you hear Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese?
A. He's going to make America grate again.

January 16, 2016

Happy Birthday Joe Flacco
Two ducks were swimming along, and one of them said, “Quack!”
The other duck said, “Oh, my gosh! I was just about to say the same thing!”

January 15, 2016

Happy Birthday Marie Fatyol and Martin Luther King Jr.
After a sheepdog gets all his sheep into the pen, he reports back to the farmer:
“All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the sheepdog. "I rounded them up.”

January 14, 2016

The other day I held the door open for a clown.
I thought it was a nice jester.
Happy Birthday Grant Gustin (and Chase Gagnon)

January 13, 2016

Happy Birthday Connor McDavid
So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!?
It's not the end of the world!
Boston Bruins @ Philadelphia Flyers 8:00 PM

January 12, 2016

Happy Birthday Claude Giroux
Q. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
A. He was lucky it was a soft drink.

January 11, 2016

Happy Birthday Alexander Hamilton
Q. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A. A tire.
Boston Bruins @ New York Rangers 7:00 PM 
20 Days Left to Vote on Favorite Shape Poll, at the bottom of the page, Vote Now!!!! 

January 10, 2016

Q. How does Nasa organize a party?
A. They planet.
Happy Birthday Lewi Morgan (the drummer)

January 9, 2016

Happy Birthday Richard Nixon
Q. How do you paint a rabbit purple?
A. With purple hare spray!
Boston Bruins @ Ottawa Senators 7:00 PM

January 8, 2016

Happy Birthday Stephen Hawking
Boston Bruins @ New Jersey Devils 7:00 PM

January 7, 2016

Happy Birthday Nicolas Cage
Q. Why can’t fishermen be generous?
A. Because their business makes them sell fish.

January 6, 2016

Happy Birthday Joan of Arc
Q. Did you hear about the actor who broke through the floorboards?
A. He was just going through a stage.

January 5, 2016

Happy Birthday Juan Carlos
Q. How do prisoners communicate with each other?
A. Through cell phones!
Washington Capitals @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
Pre-Podcast Mini-Podcast

January 4, 2016

Happy Birthday Sir Isaac Newton
Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.

January 3, 2016

Happy Birthday JRR Tolkien
Q: Why don't matches play baseball?
A: One strike and they're out!
New England Patriots @ Miami Dolphins 1:00 PM

January 2, 2016

Happy Birthday Cuba Gooding Jr.
Q: What type of streets do ghosts haunt?
A: Dead ends.
29 days left to vote on poll at the bottom of the page.

January 1, 2016

Happy New Year!!!!!
Happy Birthday Paul Revere
Montreal Canadiens @ Boston Bruins 1PM, Gillette Stadium, Foxborough, MA