December 31, 2016

Happy Birthday Donald Trump Jr.
Q. Where do you dance in California?
A. San Frandisco!

December 30, 2016

December 29, 2016

Happy Birthday Andrew Johnson
Q. Why does it take longer to run from 2nd to 3rd than from 1st to 2nd?
A. Because there is a short stop between 2nd and 3rd!

December 28, 2016

Q. Why did the tourist cross the road?
A. To get to the other guide!
Happy Birthday Maggie Smith

December 27, 2016

Happy Birthday Emilie De Ravin
Q. Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
A. There was no chemistry.

December 26, 2016

Happy Birthday Jared Leto
Q. What do kittens like to read?
A. Cat-alogs
This Week's New Page: 14 Reasons Why 2016 Was The Worst Year Since 2015:

December 25, 2016

Happy Birthday Jimmy Buffett
       It was Christmas Eve at the meat counter and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one. In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, 'Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?' 'No, madam, 'he replied, 'they're all dead.'
Merry Christmas!

December 24, 2016

Merry Christmas Eve!!!
Happy Birthday to Kyon (the Crayon) and Ryan Seacrest
Q. How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?
A. “Fleece Navidad!”
Last Year's Blogmas Post:

December 23, 2016

December 22, 2016

Happy Birthday Ted Cruz
What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
A. One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.
Last Year's Blogmas Post:

December 20, 2016

Happy Birthday Jonah Hill
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
A. Frostbite.
Last Year's Blogmas Post:

December 19, 2016

Happy Birthday to The Legend and Richard Hammond
Q. What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A. A rebel without a Claus.
This Week's New Page: The Best Free Christmas Apps -
Last Year's Blogmas Post:

December 18, 2016

Q. What nationality is Santa Claus?
A. North Polish
Happy Birthday Stephen Spielberg

December 17, 2016

Happy Birthday Pope Francis
Q. What do elves do after school?
A. Their gnome work!
What is your favorite Star Wars movie? - Poll Ended, Results:
In last place with 4%, The Phantom Menace
In fourth place with 8%, Return of the Jedi
Tied for third place, both with 12%, Revenge of the Sith and Attack of the Clones
Tied for second, both with 16%, A New Hope and The Force Awakens
And in first place with 32%, The Empire Strikes Back
Thank you to all who voted, comment ideas for the next poll!
Last Year's Blogmas Post:

December 16, 2016

Happy Birthday Ludwig van Beethoven
Q. What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
A. Santa Claws. -
Last Year's Blogmas Post:

December 15, 2016

Happy Birthday Josh Norman and Trevor Doolan
Q. What does Jack Frost like best about school?
A. Snow and tell.
Last Year's Blogmas Post:

December 14, 2016

Happy Birthday Patty Duke
Q: Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas?
A: Because they don’t want to give away their presence on planet Earth

Last Year's Blogmas Post:

December 13, 2016

Happy Birthday Taylor Swift
Q: How do snails fight?
A: They slug it out.

December 12, 2016

Q. What’s the difference between a sad baseball player and a marine biologist?
A. One wails and catches, and the other catches whales!
Happy Birthday Frank Sinatra
This Week's New Page, iCE Is Back With A Brand New Snowball?:

December 11, 2016

Happy Birthday Rey Mysterio Jr.
Q. What do you give a dog with a fever?
A. Mustard is the best thing for a hot dog!

December 10, 2016

1000th Post!!!!
Happy Birthday  Bobby Flay
Q. What do you call a T-Rex that was in a car accident?
A. A tyrannosaurus wreck!

December 8, 2016

Happy Birthday Dwight Howard
Q. What type of reptile likes to eat pie?
A. pie-thons!

December 7, 2016

Q. Why did the pig go to the casino?
A. To play the slop machine!
Happy Birthday Sara Bareilles

December 6, 2016

Happy Birthday Johnny Manziel
Q. What did the battery get on his report card?
A. Triple As!

December 5, 2016

Happy Birthday Walt Disney and Odell Carter's Mom
Q. How did the Easter bunny get off the highway?
A. He took the eggzit!
This Week's New Page, How to Set Custom URL's on Blogger:

December 4, 2016

Happy Birthday Jay Z
Q. Why did the band members ask the turkey to join the band?
A. They had no drum sticks!

December 3, 2016

Q. What do you call a hamster with a top hat?
A. Abrahamster Lincoln
Happy Birthday Ozzy Osbourne

December 2, 2016

Happy Birthday Aaron Rodgers
Q. Where did the king keep his armies?
A. In his sleevies!

Title inspired by (copied from) a song by Michael Bublé:
Guest Posting:

December 1, 2016

Happy Birthday Woody Allen
Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
A. Your head hits the ceiling!

November 30, 2016

Happy Birthday Ben Stiller 
Q. What did one termite say to the other when they saw a house burning down?
A. Barbecue tonight??

November 29, 2016

Happy Birthday Russell Wilson
Q. What has three feet and one leg?
A. A yardstick!

November 28, 2016

Happy Birthday Judd Nelson
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll!
The first episode of Sports Night is going up, on the BDB YouTube Channel, tonight!

November 27, 2016

Happy Birthday Jimi Hendrix 
Q. What did the slug say after winning the race?
A. Snailed it!

November 26, 2016

Happy Birthday Charles Schulz
Q. What did the left hand say to the right hand? 
A. How does it feel always to be right? 

November 25, 2016

Happy Black Friday!
Happy Birthday John F. Kennedy Jr.
Q. What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?
A. They both know what it's like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed!

November 24, 2016

Happy Birthday Zachary Taylor
Happy Thanksgiving!

November 23, 2016

Happy Birthday John Schnatter
Q. What do you call an insect that pollutes?
A. A litterbug!

November 22, 2016

Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
A. Odor in the court!
Happy Birthday Scarlett Johansson and Mark Ruffalo

November 21, 2016

Happy Birthday Michael Strahan 
Q. What is the equivalent to Russian Roulette for eggs? 
A. Telling jokes (one of them might crack up)
This weeks New Page, Must Have Chrome OS Apps and Extensions:

November 19, 2016

Happy Birthday Calvin Klein
Q. What is a pig’s favorite tool?
A. A ham-mer!

November 18, 2016

Happy Birthday David Ortiz
Q. What do you get when you cross a cow with a smurf?
A. Blue cheese!

November 17, 2016

Q. Why did the cook get arrested?
A. Cuz he beat up an egg!
Happy Birthday David Ramsey

November 16, 2016

Happy Birthday Robin Soudek
Q. What happened when 19 and 20 got into a fight?
A. Twenty one! (Twenty won!)

November 14, 2016

Happy Birthday Charles, Prince of Wales
Q. Why are owls always invited to the party?
A. Because they are such a hoot!
This Week's New Page, How To Find Your Lost Android Smartphone:

November 13, 2016

Happy Birthday Whoopi Goldberg and Cole
Q. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A. Because, if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
Who is your favorite ape? - Poll Ended, Results:
In last place with 5%, Donkey Kong
In fourth place with 10%, Caeser
In third place with 11%, King Kong
In second place with 22%, Curious George
And in first place with 52%, Harambe
Comment ideas for the next poll

November 12, 2016

Happy Birthday Anne Hathaway 
Q. What city is the brightest?
A. Electricity! 

November 11, 2016

Happy Birthday Leonardo DiCaprio
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.

November 10, 2016

Happy Birthday Mackenzie Foy
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigned there

November 9, 2016

Happy Birthday Eric Dane
Q. What's the difference between a duck and George Washington?
A. One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill!

November 8, 2016

Happy Birthday Gordon Ramsay
Q. If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were stranded on a desert island, who would survive?
A. America

November 7, 2016

Happy Birthday Madame Curie
Q. Two flies are on a porch, which one is an actor?
A. The one on the screen!
This Week's New Page, Trump Games:

November 6, 2016

Happy Birthday Emma Stone 
Q. What do scientists say when they wake up in the morning? 
A. Up and atom! 

November 5, 2016

November 4, 2016

Q. What is the most hurtful letter in the alphabet?
A. "B" It really stings!
Happy Birthday Ralph Macchio

November 3, 2016

Happy Birthday Gabe Newell
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone!

November 2, 2016

Happy Birthday Clyde Schultz and Marie Antoinette
Q. What is a microphone’s favorite candy?
A. Mike-&-Ikes!

November 1, 2016

Q. What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A. Bamboo.
Happy Birthday Anthony Kiedis

October 31, 2016

Happy Birthday Christopher Columbus and Matt DiBello
Q. How do you tell the difference between Donald Trump and a pumpkin?
A. They're both wrinkled, orange and inexplicably popular in America, but a pumpkin has thick skin!
This Weeks New Page, The First Halloween:

October 30, 2016

Happy Birthday John Adams
Q. What did the gorilla have for lunch?
A. A “gorilled” cheese sandwich!

October 29, 2016

Happy Birthday Kenneth Harris
Q. What kind of medicine did the doctor give to Dracula?
A. A coffin medicine!

October 28, 2016

Happy Birthday Bill Gates, Evan Ants and UJ!
Q. What is a myth?
A. A female moth!

October 27, 2016

Happy Birthday Theodore Roosevelt
Q. Where do basketball players go to breakfast?
A. Dunkin’ Donuts!

October 26, 2016

Happy Birthday Hillary Clinton
Q. What did the teacher say when the student made a joke in class?
A. Well, isn’t that a class-i-cal joke!

October 24, 2016

Happy Birthday Drake
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog and and a phone?
A. A golden receiver!
This Weeks New Page:

October 23, 2016

Happy Birthday Weird Al Yankovic
Q. What do pigs take if they’re sick?
A. Mud-icine!

October 22, 2016

Q. If you broke your leg in two places, what would you do?
A. Never go back to those two places!
Happy Birthday TobyMac

October 21, 2016

Happy Birthday Andrew Scott
Q. What concert costs 45 cents? 
A. 50 Cent featuring Nickelback. 

October 20, 2016

Happy Birthday John Krasinski
Q. How does a tree get access to a computer?
A. It LOGS on!

October 19, 2016

October 18, 2016

Happy Birthday Chuck Berry
Q. What are the strongest days of the week?
A. Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days!

October 17, 2016

Ben DiBello's Blog 3 Year Anniversary!
Happy Birthday Eminem
Q. I was up all night wondering where the sun went.
A. Then it dawned on me!


October 16, 2016

Happy Birthday John Mayer
Q. A termite walks into a bar. What does he ask?
A. Is the bar tender here?

October 15, 2016

Happy Birthday Tito Jackson
Q. What color is the wind?
A. Blew!

October 14, 2016

Happy Birthday Ralph Lauren
Q. What is a snake’s favorite subject?
A. Hisstory!

October 13, 2016

Happy Birthday Paul Simon
Q. What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
A. Decomposing!

October 12, 2016

Happy Birthday Hugh Jackman
Q. What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
A. Lost!

October 11, 2016

Happy Birthday Matt Bomer
Q. Why don't bees have cars?
A. Because they like taking the buzz!

October 10, 2016

October 9, 2016

Happy Birthday Brandon Routh
Q. Where do dogs park their cars?
A. The barking lot!

October 8, 2016

Happy Birthday Matt Damon 
Q. What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark? 
A. Flood lights! 

October 7, 2016

Happy Birthday Vladimir Putin
Q. What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?
A. Firecrackers!

October 6, 2016

Happy Birthday LeBron James Jr.
Q. What do you call a tuba at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A TUBA-diver!

October 5, 2016

October 4, 2016

Happy Birthday Rutherford B. Hayes
Q. Why did the tree go to the doctor?
A. He was stick

October 3, 2016

Happy Birthday Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Q. What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
This Weeks New Page: Why I Bought A Fire Tablet And Why You Should Too:

October 2, 2016

Q. What's a bee's favorite food?
A. Hum-burgers!
Happy Birthday Sting

October 1, 2016

Happy Birthday Jimmy Carter
Q. What did the girl pig say to the boy pig?
A. You are so HAM-some!

September 30, 2016

Happy Birthday Olivier Giroud
Q. If you were dying and you only had $3 what should you buy?
A. A bag of Lifesavers!

September 29, 2016

Happy Birthday Kevin Durant
Q. Where did noah keep his bees?
A. In the Ark Hives

September 28, 2016

Happy Birthday Ed Sullivan
Q. What do you get if you're a smart hot dog?
A. An honor roll

September 27, 2016

Q. What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs?
A. A condescending con descending.
Happy Birthday Brad Arnold

September 26, 2016

Happy Birthday Serena Williams
Q. Why did the fish blush?
A. Because it saw the ocean’s bottom
This Week's New Page: How To Embed A YouTube Video The Right Way:

September 25, 2016

Q. What kind of bee can't make up his mind?
A. A "maybe"
Happy Birthday Mark Hamill

September 24, 2016

Happy Birthday F. Scott Fitzgerald
A. Why did the man put his clock in a pan?
Q. To see time fry!

September 23, 2016

Happy Birthday Bruce Springsteen
Q. Why was the policeman in bed?
A. Because he was an undercover cop.

September 22, 2016

Happy Birthday Tom Felton
Q. How do you spell "ninjas"?
A. "s" (the ninja is silent)

September 21, 2016

Happy Birthday Lindsey Stirling and Stephen King

September 20, 2016

Happy Birthday George RR Martin
Q. Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
A. She was trying to make up her mind!
New poll up on the blog: Who is your favorite ape? - Vote Now!

September 19, 2016

Happy Birthday Adam West
Q. What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut? 
A. I need some space. 
New Page: 6 Underrated Android Apps: 
What is your favorite element? - Poll Ended, Results: 
In last place with 9%, Manganese 
In fourth place with 12%, Hydrogen 
Tied for third place , all with 14%, Cobalt, Nitrogen and Helium 
In second place with 15%, Oxygen 
In first place with 33%, Krypton 
Comment ideas for the next poll, thank you to all who voted! 

September 18, 2016

Q. Why did the star get arrested?
A. Because it was a shooting star!
Happy Birthday Lukas Graham Forchhammer

September 17, 2016

Happy Constitution Day!
Happy Birthday Alexander Ovechkin
Q. What did the pig use on his sore leg?
A. Oinkment

September 16, 2016

Social Media Week Day Five!
Happy Birthday Flo Rida
Q. What room has no windows or doors?
A. A mushroom!

September 15, 2016

Social Media Week Day Four!
Q. If Teddy Roosevelt was alive today what would be the most amazing about him?
A. His age!
Happy Birthday Tommy Lee Jones

September 14, 2016

Social Media Week Day Three!
Happy Birthday James Wilson
Q. What do you say to Simba when he is walking slowly?
A. Mu-fasa!

September 13, 2016

Social Media Week Day Two!
Happy Birthday Tyler Perry
Q. Why did Dan build a fire before his singing audition?
A. The judges told him to warm up!

September 12, 2016

Social Media Week Day One!
Happy Birthday 2 Chainz
This Weeks New Page: 23 Snapchat Accounts That You're Gonna Wanna Follow Right Now:

September 11, 2016

Happy Birthday Tyler Hoechlin
Q. What is a photographer’s favorite food?
A. Cheese!

September 10, 2016

Happy Birthday Arnold Palmer
Q. What do you call a witch in a desert?
A. A sandwich!

September 9, 2016

Happy Birthday Michael Buble
Q. What do you call an eight-legged cat? 
A. An octopus

September 8, 2016

Happy Birthday Bernie Sanders
Q. What is a frog’s favorite soda?
A. Croak A Cola!

September 7, 2016

Happy Birthday Kevin Love
Q. What do you call a flying pig?
A. A pork chopper!

September 6, 2016

Q. When do you start at red and stop at green?
A. When you’re eating a watermelon!
Happy Birthday Roger Waters

September 5, 2016

September 4, 2016

Happy Birthday Mark Ronson
Q. What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?
A. A blackboard!

September 3, 2016

Happy International Bacon Day!
Happy Birthday Charlie Sheen
Q. What do you call a frozen kangaroo?
A. A hopsicle!

September 2, 2016

Happy Birthday Keanu Reeves
Q. Who do you call, to help you, when you're sick?
A. A soup-er hero!

September 1, 2016

Happy Birthday Zendaya Coleman
Q. What did the elevator say about its job?
A. "It sometimes gets me down!"
This is the 900th post on BDB! (YAY)

August 31, 2016

August 30, 2016

Happy Birthday Ted Williams
Q. What do call a pig that you plug into a wall?
A. A piglet.

August 29, 2016

Happy Birthday John McCain
Q. What type of shirt can you drink?
A. A tea shirt!

August 28, 2016

Q. What is the best food on a roller coaster?
A. Scream Cheese!
Happy Birthday Jack Black

August 27, 2016

Happy Birthday Donald Bradman
Q. Where do turkeys go when they die?
A. To the gravy-yard!

August 26, 2016

Happy Birthday Mother Teresa
Q. Why should you not tell jokes while you skate?
A. Because the ice might crack up!

August 25, 2016

Happy Birthday Sean Connery
Q. What sickness did the bird have?
A. He had the flew!

August 23, 2016

Happy Birthday Caroline Manzo
Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his grip at the wood chopping contest?
A. He was De-Feeted!

August 22, 2016

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant and the beach?
A. Swimming trunks!
Happy Birthday James Corden

August 21, 2016

Happy Birthday Usain Bolt
Q. Why did the ghost go in the elevator? 
A. To lift his spirit! 

August 20, 2016

Q. How do you know when it’s time to go to the dentist?
A. When it's Tooth-hurty (2:30)
Happy Birthday Amy Adams

August 19, 2016

Happy Birthday Bill Clinton
Q. What kind of street do zombies live on?
A. A Dead End Street!

August 17, 2016

Happy Birthday Austin Butler
Q. What is a surfer's favorite brand of laundry detergent?
A. Tide!

August 16, 2016

Happy Birthday Steve Carell
Q. What can you catch, but never throw?
A. A Cold!

August 15, 2016

Happy Birthday Ben Affleck
Q. What do you call a chicken with no feet and no head?
A. Dinner.

August 14, 2016

Happy Birthday Tim Tebow
Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May.

August 13, 2016

Happy Birthday Sebastian Stan
Q. Where do rocks go to play golf?
A. Pebble Beach!

August 12, 2016

Happy Birthday Bex Taylor-Klaus
Q. What is a tree’s favorite drink?
A. Root beer!

August 11, 2016

Q. What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
A. This relationship will be the end of me.
Happy Birthday Christopher Hemsworth 

August 10, 2016

Happy National S'mores Day!
Q. What shirt do you wear when you are golfing?
A. A tee shirt!
Happy Birthday Antonio Banderas

August 9, 2016

Happy Birthday Whitney Houston
Q. How do you make a hotdog stand?
A. Take away its chair!

August 7, 2016

Happy Birthday Sidney Crosby
Q. What ends everything?
A. The letter "G"

August 6, 2016

Happy Birthday Andy Warhol
Q. What do garbage men eat?
A. Junk food!

August 5, 2016

Happy Birthday Neil Armstrong
Q. What did the triangle say to the circle?
A. You’re pointless!

August 4, 2016

Happy Birthday Barack Obama
Q. What does a black belt ear for lunch?
A. Kung-food!

August 3, 2016

Q. How do hamsters stop a flowing river?
A. They build a Hamster Dam!
Happy Birthday Martin Sheen

August 2, 2016

Happy Birthday Kevin Smith
Q. What did the cake say to the knife?
A. Do you want a piece of me?

August 1, 2016

July 31, 2016

Happy Birthday JK Rowling
Q. What’s the difference between a flea and a wolf?
A. One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

July 30, 2016

Happy Birthday Henry Ford
Q. Why did people stop going to the library?
A. Because they heard it was all booked!
What is your favorite flavor of Ice Cream? - Poll Ended - Results:
In last place with 6%, Vanilla Bean
In sixth place also with 7%, Raspberry
In fifth place with 10%, Cookies and Cream
In fourth place with 12%, Chocolate Chip
In third place with 14%, Cookie Dough
In second place with 22%, Bacon
In first place with 27%, Mint Chocolate Chip
Find out what your Favorite Ice Cream Flavor shows about your personality:
Vote on the New Poll: What is your favorite element?

July 29, 2016

Happy Birthday Josh Radnor
Q. Doctor, Doctor! I think I’m a curtain!
A. Well, pull yourself together!

July 28, 2016

Happy Birthday Ryan Tannehill
Q. What do you call a car on a leash?
A. A Carpet!

July 27, 2016

Happy Birthday Alex Rodriguez
Q. Why did the man throw water out the window?
A. He wanted to see a waterfall!

July 26, 2016

Happy Birthday Jason Statham
Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A. I butter not tell you, it might spread!

July 25, 2016

Happy Birthday Matt LeBlanc
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. A snowball!

July 24, 2016

Happy Birthday Amelia Earhart
Q. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
A. Irrelephant!

July 23, 2016

Q. What type of fish will cats not eat?
A. Dogfish
Happy Birthday Slash

July 22, 2016

Happy Birthday Skyler Gisondo
Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because a Jedi must have patience.

July 21, 2016

Happy Birthday Robin Williams
Q. Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. Because it was full

July 20, 2016

Happy Birthday Ray Allen
Q. What do you call a sad tree?
A. A weeping willow!

July 19, 2016

Q. What do you call dancing water?
A. Tap water!
Happy Birthday Benedict Cumberbatch

July 18, 2016

Happy Birthday Nelson Mandela
Q. Why did the man shake the medicine cabinet?
A. To wake up the sleeping pills!

July 17, 2016

Happy Birthday David Hasselhoff
Happy National Ice Cream Day!

July 16, 2016

Happy Birthday Luke Hemmings
Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?
A: Transparents

July 15, 2016

Happy Birthday Gabriel Iglesias
Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A. Day-scare centers!

July 14, 2016

Happy Birthday Papa DiBello
Q: What do you call a Roman with a cold?
A: Julius Sneezer

July 13, 2016

Q. Why was the computer tired when he got home?
A. Because he had a hard drive!
Happy Birthday Patrick Stewart

July 12, 2016

Happy Birthday James Rodriguez
Q. Where do snowmen put their blogs?
A. On the Winternet

July 11, 2016

Happy Birthday Justin Chambers
Q. What is the most hurtful letter in the alphabet?
A. B, It really stings!

July 9, 2016

Happy Birthday OJ Simpson
Q. What sports do vampires like to watch?
A. Bat-minton!

July 8, 2016

Happy Birthday Kevin Bacon
Q. Why did the cattle run away?
A. Because they were all cow-ards!

July 7, 2016

Happy Birthday Ringo Starr
Q. What do you call a magic owl?
A. Whooodini!

July 6, 2016

Q. What did the one piece of gum say to the other piece of gum?
A. I really hope you stick around!
Happy Birthday Sylvester Stallone

July 5, 2016

Happy Birthday Bill Watterson and Siam Lacey
Q. What kind of fish do you see at night?
A. A Starfish!

July 4, 2016

Happy Independence Day!
Happy Birthday George Steinbrenner
Q. Did you hear the one about the Liberty?
A. Yeah, it cracked me up!

July 3, 2016

Happy Birthday Elle King
Q. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
A. Because the horse was too heavy to carry!

July 2, 2016

Happy Birthday Thurgood Marshall
Q. What did one flag say to the other flag?
A. Nothing. It just waved!

July 1, 2016

Happy Birthday Princess Diana
Q. What did the little firecracker say to the big firecracker?
A. Hi, Pop!

June 30, 2016

Happy Birthday Mike Tyson
Q. Why didn’t Santa have to pay for his new sleigh?
A. It was on the house!

June 28, 2016

Happy Birthday Rob Dyrdek
Q. What do golfers drink?
A. Tee!

June 27, 2016

Q. What room does a ghost not need in their house?
A. A living room!
Happy Birthday Matthew Lewis

June 26, 2016

Happy Birthday Derek Jeter
Q. Why did the thermometer go to college?
A. He wanted to get a degree!

June 25, 2016

Q. What do you call an angry monkey?
A. Furious George!
Happy Birthday Carter Tracy and George Michael

June 24, 2016

Happy Birthday Lionel Messi
Q. What do you call a 1,000 year old piece of bacon?
A. Ancient grease!

June 23, 2016

Happy Birthday Randy Jackson
Q. What do lazy farmers grow?
A. Couch potatoes!

June 22, 2016

Happy Birthday Kurt Warner
Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A. You’ll rise and shine!

June 21, 2016

Q. What has a neck but no head?
A. A bottle!
Happy Birthday Chris Pratt

June 20, 2016

Happy Birthday Lionel Richie
Q. What happens when the fog lifts in Los Angeles?

June 19, 2016

Happy Fathers Day!
Happy Birthday Zoe Saldana
Q. What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered that lightning was electricity?
A. I'm shocked!
What is your favorite 80s song? - Poll Ended - Results:
In last place with 6%, Sweet Child of Mine
In eighth place with 7%, Livin' On a Prayer
In seventh place with 8%, Danger Zone
In sixth place also with about 8%, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
In fifth place with 9%, Don't You (Forget About Me)
In fourth place with 10%, Take On Me
In third place with 12%, Careless Whisper
In second place with 19%, Everybody Wants to Rule the World
In first place with 22%, Ghostbusters
Thank you all for voting and comment with ideas for the next poll!

June 18, 2016

Q. Why don’t bald people have keys?
A. Because, they don’t have any locks!
Happy Birthday Paul McCartney

June 17, 2016

Happy Birthday Shane Watson
Q. What did the baseball mitt say to the baseball?
A. “Catch you later!”

Band of Horses New Album:
Finding Dory Trailer:
Best of the 80s Playlist:

June 16, 2016

Happy Birthday Tupac Shakur
Q. What do you call a cranky cow?
A. Moody!

June 15, 2016

Happy Birthday Brian Curley and Ice Cube
Q. What did one triangle say to the other?
A. Let’s get together and square dance!

June 14, 2016

Happy Flag Day!
Q. Why was the hockey rink so hot after the game?
A. Because all the fans left!
Happy Birthday Donald Trump

June 13, 2016

Happy Birthday John Forbes Nash
Q. What did the electrician say to his co-worker?
A. Watts up?

June 11, 2016

Happy Birthday Joe Montana
Q. Did you hear that joke about the maze?
A. Nevermind, I would probably lose you!

June 10, 2016

Happy Birthday Prince Philip
Q. Why aren’t cheetahs very good at playing Hide n’ Seek?
A. Because they’re always spotted!

June 9, 2016

Q. What do mallards wear to a wedding?
A. Ducks-edos! (Tuxedo!)
Happy Birthday Michael J Fox

June 8, 2016

Happy Birthday Kanye West
Q. Why didn't the teddy bear have dessert?
A. Because he was already stuffed!

June 7, 2016

Happy Birthday Dean Martin
Q. I went in to a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?”
A. I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”

June 6, 2016

Q. What did the boxer say to the barber?
A. Give me an uppercut!
Happy Birthday Ross MacDonald

June 5, 2016

Q. What’s Earth without art?
A. Eh! (Earth)
Happy Birthday Pete Wentz

June 4, 2016

Happy Birthday Russell Brand
Q. What did the digital clock say to its mother?
A. Look mom, no hands!

June 3, 2016

Happy Birthday Rafael Nadal
Q. What do you get when you slice meat in a blizzard?
A. Cold cuts!

June 2, 2016

Happy Birthday Wentworth Miller
Q. What do you call a cow having a seizure?
A. A milkshake!

June 1, 2016

Q. What do you call a football player that can’t see?
A. A blindside
Happy Birthday Morgan Freeman

May 31, 2016

Happy Birthday Clint Eastwood
Q. Why do male deer wear braces?
A. Because, they have buck teeth!

May 30, 2016

Happy Memorial Day
Q. What do you call a beagle that likes bread?
A. A Bagel!
Happy Birthday CeeLo Green

May 29, 2016

Happy Birthday John F. Kennedy
Q. What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A. A slow poke!

May 28, 2016

Happy Birthday Marco Rubio
Q. Why don’t all cats look the same?
A. Because nobody likes a copycat!

May 26, 2016

Happy Birthday Miles Davis
Q. Have you heard about the great lunch race?
A. The lettuce is currently a head, and the tomato is trying to ketchup!

May 25, 2016

Q. What is the difference between a teacher and a train
A. A teacher tells you to spit your gum out and a train tells you to chew chew chew!
Happy Birthday Ian McKellen

May 24, 2016

800th Post!!!
Q. What has ears but can’t hear?
A. Corn!
Happy Birthday Bob Dylan

May 23, 2016

Happy Birthday Drew Carey
Q. What do you get when you mix a snake and a rabbit?
A. A jump rope!

May 21, 2016

Happy Birthday Tom Daley
Q. Where do monkeys exercise?
A. At the jungle gym.