December 31, 2015

Thursday
New Years Eve!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Anthony Hopkins
Q. Why did the computer need glasses?
A. To improve his web sight!

December 30, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday LeBron James 
Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?
A: You get a short circut.
I published 5 new themes on the chrome web store, click here to check them out.

December 29, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Andrew Johnson
Q: Why did the boy smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!

December 28, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Stan Lee
Mother: How was your exam, were any of the questions difficult?
Johnny: No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers that gave me the trouble!

December 27, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Emilie De Ravin
Boston Bruins @ Ottawa Senators 5:00 PM
New England Patriots @ New York Jets 1:00 PM

December 26, 2015

Saturday
Happy Boxing Day
Happy Birthday Jared Leto
Q. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
A. He's all right now.
Buffalo Sabres @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

December 25, 2015

Friday
Merry Christmas!!!!
Happy Birthday Demaryius Thomas
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
Check out my Christmas Podcast:

Post Podcast Podcast (I had some technical issues):

Naqaqa Giving Foundation: http://www.fijicharity.org/
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Frank Sinatra: https://youtu.be/nZ6yQgBvuoI

December 24, 2015

Thursday
Christmas Eve!!!!! 
Happy Birthday Kevin N. Yon 
Q: What type of cars do elves drive? 
A: Toy-otas.
Track Santa with this cool Santa Tracker
Tomorrow is Christmas!!!!!! 

December 23, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday TJ Oshie
Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A: Holly Davidson.
Check Out My Blog on The 25th and listen to my podcast featuring three special guests!!!
2 Days 'til Christmas!!!

December 22, 2015

Tuesday
First Day of Winter
Happy Birthday Ted Cruz
Q: What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent night!
St. Louis Blues @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM 
3 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!! 

December 21, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Samuel L. Jackson
Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots?
4 Days Until Christmas!!!

December 20, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Jonah Hill
Q: What do snowmen do on the weekend?
A: Chill out.
New Jersey Devils @ Boston Bruins 5:00 PM
Tennessee Titans @ New England Patriots 1:00 PM
5 Days Until Christmas!!!!!

December 19, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Nicholas DiBello
Click here to check out a video Nick made.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
6 Days Until Christmas!!!

December 18, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Brad Pitt
Q. What do you call buying a piano for the holidays?
A. Christmas Chopin.
Boston Bruins @ Pittsburgh Penguins 7:00 PM 
7 Days Until Christmas!!! 

December 17, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Pope Francis
Q. What do you call a scary reindeer?
A. A cariboo.
Check out this original Haiku by Sam Fitzpatrick:
I like bananas
Bananas taste very good
Eat the banana

8 Days Until Christmas!!!

December 16, 2015

WedNesDay
Happy Birthday Ludwig van Beethoven
Q. Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
A. Because every buck is dear to him!
Pittsburgh Penguins @ Boston Bruins 8:00 PM
9 Days Until Christmas!!!

December 15, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Trevor Doolan
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite
10 Days Until Christmas!!!

December 14, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Nostradamus
Q. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
A. RUDEolph.
Edmonton Oilers @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
11 Days Until Christmas!!!

December 13, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Alvin York
Q. What do you call a broke Santa?
A. It's Saint Nickel-Less
New England Patriots @ Houston Texans 8:30 PM
12 Days Until Christmas!!!

December 12, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Andrew Ladd
Q. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A. He felt his presents!
Florida Panthers @ Boston Bruins 1:00 PM
What is your favorite shape? Let me know by voting on the new poll at the bottom of the page.
Poll Ends January 31st 2016 at 11:59 PM

December 11, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Jermaine Jackson
Q: What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A: A pineapple.

December 10, 2015

December 9, 2015

Wednesday 
Happy Birthday Jeff Swampy Marsh 
Q. What do snowmen have for breakfast? 
A. Frosted flakes. 
Boston Bruins @ Montreal Canadiens 7:30 PM 

December 8, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Philip Rivers
Q: What is a lion’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Jungle Bells.

December 7, 2015

Monday ): 
Happy Birthday Larry Bird 
Q. What is the best present to receive for Christmas? 
A. A broken drum. You can’t beat it! 
Nashville Predators @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM 

December 6, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Johnny Manziel
Philadelphia Eagles @ New England Patriots 4:25 PM

December 5, 2015

Saturday 
Happy Birthday Walt Disney 
Q. What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket? 
A. I can’t believe someone would stoop so low. 
Boston Bruins @ Vancouver Canucks 10:00 PM 

December 4, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Ryan Dungey
Q. Why don't oysters share their pearls?
A. Because they're shellfish!
Boston Bruins @ Calgary Flames 9:00 PM

December 3, 2015

Thursday
Q. Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
A. The don’t meet the koalafications.
Happy Birthday Andy Grammer

December 2, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Aaron Rodgers
Q. Why do artists constantly feel cold?
A. Because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Boston Bruins @ Edmonton Oilers 9:30 PM

December 1, 2015

Tuesday
Q. What does December have that other months don’t have?
A. The letter D.
Poll Ended, Results:
Question: Where would you rather to go on vacation?
In Last Place with 0% is the USA
In 4th Place with 4% is Japan
In 3rd Place with 8% is Mexico
In a tie at 2nd Place with 16% are England, Antarctica, New Zealand and Russia
And with 24% in 1st Place is Narnia
Please Comment Ideas for a new poll below.
Check out my 2015 Christmas Playlist at http://bendibello.blogspot.com/p/christmas-playlist-2015.html
Happy Birthday Richard Pryor