November 30, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Ben Stiller
Q. Did you hear NASA launched several cows into orbit?
A. It was the shot herd around the world!

November 29, 2015

Sunday
First Sunday of Advent
Happy Birthday Russell Wilson
Q. Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A. Because they have two left feet!
New England Patriots @ Denver Broncos 8:30 PM

November 28, 2015

Saturday 
Small Business Saturday!
Happy Birthday Karen Gillan 
Q. Why was the dog sweating so much? 
A. He was a hotdog! 
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November 27, 2015

Friday
Black Friday!!!
Q. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A. He stole the show!
New York Rangers @ Boston Bruins 1:00 PM
Happy Birthday Bill Nye (the Science Guy)

November 26, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Charles Shultz
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
A: “Quack! Quack!”
3 Days to Vote on Vacation Poll
Happy Thanksgiving

November 25, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Joe DiMaggio
Q: Why do pilgrims' pants always fall down?
A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.
Boston Bruins @ Detroit Red Wings 7:30 PM
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November 24, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Jimmy Graham
Q. What happened to the turkey who got in a fight?
A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

November 23, 2015

Monday ):
Happy Birthday Franklin Pierce
Q: What's a drummer's favorite vegetable?
A: Beets!
Boston Bruins @ Toronto Maple Leafs 7:30 PM
Buffalo Bills @ New England Patriots 8:30 PM
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November 22, 2015

Sunday
Q: How does the ocean stay so clean?
A: Mermaids.
Happy Birthday Mark Ruffalo (Bruce Banner) and Scarlett Johansson (Black Widow)

November 21, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Michael Strahan
Q: Why didn't the sun go to grad school?
A: Because it already had a million degrees.
Toronto Maple Leafs @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

November 20, 2015

Friday (:
Happy Birthday Joe Biden
Q: Why did the scarecrow get a raise?
A: He was outstanding in his field.

November 19, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Calvin Klein
Q: Why do milking stools only have three legs?
A: 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
Minnesota Wild @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

November 18, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday David Ortiz
Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A buccaneer!

November 17, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Nani
Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?
A: Nightmares!
San Jose Sharks @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

November 16, 2015

Monday ):
Happy Birthday Tiberius
Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump into the lake?
A: It wanted to be a watermelon.

November 15, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Georgia O'Keeffe
Q: What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just lets out a little wine
New England Patriots @ New York Giants 4:25 PM

November 14, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Charles (Prince of Wales)
Q: Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing
Detroit Red Wings @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

November 13, 2015

Friday!!!
Q: What happened when two silkworms got into a race?
A: It ended in a tie
Happy Birthday Jimmy Kimmel and Cole Schildkraut!!

November 12, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Ryan Gosling
Q: How do you cut a wave in half?
A: Use a sea saw.
Colorado Avalanche @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

November 11, 2015

Wednesday
Veterans Day!!!
Happy Birthday Leonardo DiCaprio
Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer!

November 10, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Martin Luther
Q: Why can't you tell a joke while standing on ice?
A: Because it might crack up!

November 9, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Benjamin Banneker
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet early!

November 8, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Gordon Ramsay
Q: How do Eskimos make their beds?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Washington Redskins @ New England Patriots 1:00 PM
Boston Bruins New York Islanders 5:00 PM
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November 7, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Captain James Cook
Q: Why does the Mississippi river see so well?
A: Because it has four eyes!
Boston Bruins @ Montreal Canadiens 7:00 PM
(It's also the paekmuel's half birthday)

November 6, 2015

Friday
600th Post!!!!!
Q: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?
A: Because he wanted to be on time!
Happy Birthday Emma Stone (Gwen Stacy)

November 5, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Michael Morpurgo
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef!
Boston Bruins @ Washington Capitals 7:00 PM

November 4, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Matthew McConaughey
Q: What did Tennessee?
A: The same thing that Arkansas

November 3, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Colin Kaepernick
Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. Because they've no pockets to put things in!
Dallas Stars @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

November 2, 2015

November 1, 2015

Sunday
Daylight Savings Time Ends (Fall Back)
Happy Birthday Tim Cook
Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!