September 30, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Olivier Giroud
Q. How do you make a glow worm happy?
A. Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!
Boston Red Sox @ New York Yankees 7:07 PM

September 28, 2015

Monday ):
Happy Birthday Ed Sullivan
Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.
Boston Red Sox @ New York Yankees 7:05 PM

September 27, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Samuel Adams
Q: Why didn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll!
Jacksonville Jaguars @ New England Patriots 1:00 PM
Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM
Favorite Beatles Poll Closed, Results:
With 18%, George Harrison landed in 4th place.
In 3rd place, Ringo Starr with 22%.
In 2nd, Paul McCartney with 27%.
And in 1st place with 31%, John Lennon.
Thank you you to all who voted.
Please comment with any ideas for my next poll.

September 26, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Johnny Appleseed
Q. When is a baseball player like a spider?
A. When he catches a fly!
Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox 4:05 PM
Beatles Poll Closes Tomorrow, VOTE NOW!!!

September 25, 2015

Friday
Q: What's the noisiest part of your hand?
A: Your ring finger.
Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Poll Ends Sunday at 8:10 AM, VOTE NOW!!!
Happy Birthday Will Smith

September 24, 2015

Thursday
Q. Which driver never gets a parking ticket?
A. A screw-driver!
Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
3 Days Left to Vote on Poll (at the bottom of any page) VOTE NOW!!!
Happy Birthday Jimm Henson

September 23, 2015

Wednesday
Happy First Day of Fall!
Q. What do you get when you cross a llama and a tortoise?
A. A Turtle Neck Sweater!
Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday Ray Charles

September 22, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Tom Felton
Q. Why Did The Pie Go To The Dentist?
A. It Needed a Filling!
Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

September 21, 2015

Monday ): 
Happy International Peace Day 
Happy Birthday Stephen King 
Q: When does a teacher carry birdseed? 
A: When there is a parrot-teacher conference! 
Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM 
6 days Left to vote on favorite Beatle poll, VOTE NOW! 

September 20, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday John Tavares
Q: Which is faster, a hot atom or a cold atom?
A: Hot, You anybody can catch a cold.
New England Patriots @ Buffalo Bills 1:00 PM
Boston Red Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays 1:07 PM

September 19, 2015

Saturday (:
Q: What type of cars do elves drive?
A: Toy-otas.
Boston Red Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays 4:07 PM
Happy Birthday Jimmy Falon

September 18, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Ronaldo
Q: How does Dracula get blood from a meteorologist?
A: From the weather vein (vane).
Boston Red Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays 7:07 PM

September 17, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Alexander Ovechkin
Q. What is cleverer than a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee!
10 Days Left to Vote on Favorite Beatle Poll, VOTE NOW!

September 16, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Mexican Independence Day
Q: Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work?
A: He was predicting showers.
Boston Red Sox @ Baltimore Orioles 7:05 PM
Happy Birthday David Cooperfield

September 15, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Marco Polo
Q. What lights up a football stadium?
A. A football match!
Boston Red Sox @ Baltimore Orioles 7:05 PM

September 14, 2015

Monday ):
Happy Birthday Michael Crabtree
Q: What does one bucket say to the other?
A: I am feeling pale today.
Boston Red Sox @ Baltimore Orioles 7:05 PM

September 13, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Roald Dahl
Q: What starts with the letter "t", is filled with "t" and ends in "t"?
A: A teapot!
Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays 1:10 PM

September 12, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Paul Walker
Q: What is a Psychopath?
A: Where crazy people run.
Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays 6:10 PM

September 11, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Ed Reed
Q. Why Did The Computer Go To The Doctor?
A. It Thought It Had A Terminal Illness.
Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays 7:10 PM

September 10, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Arnold Palmer
Q: Why did the student drown?
A. Because all her grades were below C level!
Pittsburgh Steelers @ New England Patriots 8:30 PM

September 9, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Oscar
Q: What does a house wear?
A: Address.
Toronto Blue Jays @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

September 8, 2015

Tuesday
Q. Why did dracula go to the doctor?
A. He couldn't stop coffin!
Toronto Blue @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday Martin Freeman

September 7, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Elizabeth I of England
Q. Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?
A. Because of all the tellers!
Toronto Blue Jays @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM

September 6, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday John Wall
Q: What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
A: The police had to comb the area.
Philadelphia Phillies @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM

September 5, 2015

Saturday
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will Let it go.
Happy Birthday Batman (Micheal Keaton)
Philadelphia Phillies @ Boston Red Sox 4:05 PM

September 4, 2015

Friday (:
Happy Birthday Mark Ronson
Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign?
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
Philadelphia Phillies @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

September 3, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Shaun White
Q. Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A. Well, I'm still working on it!!!

September 2, 2015

WedNesDay
Happy Birthday Mark Harmon
Q: How do you make an apple turnover?
A: Push it down hill.
New York Yankees Boston Red Sox 4:05 PM

September 1, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Daniel Sturridge
Q: How do two psychiatrists greet each other?
A: You are fine. How am I?
New York Yankees @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM