August 31, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Larry Fitzgerald
Q. What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A. A waist of time!
New York Yankees @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

August 30, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Ted Williams
Q. What Did One Sick Casket Say to the Other?
A. Is that You Coffin?
Boston Red Sox @ New York Mets 1:10 PM

August 29, 2015

Saturday
Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Someone stepped on its mouse.
Boston Red Sox @ New York Mets 4:05 PM
Happy Birthday Micheal Jackson

August 28, 2015

Friday
What do you get if you cross a duck with the 4th of July?
A firequaker!
Boston Red Sox @ New York Mets 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday Jack Black

August 27, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Lyndon B. Johnson
Q. Why did the boy's mother sew him 3 socks?
A. Because he said he grew another foot!

August 26, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Mother Teresa
Q. When is cross country skiing easy?
A. When you live in a small country!
Boston Red Sox @ Chicago White Sox 8:10 PM

August 25, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Tim Burton
Q: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Boston Red Sox @ Chicago White Sox 8:10 PM

August 24, 2015

Monday
Q: What is at the end of a rainbow?
A: The letter W!
Boston Red Sox @ Chicago White Sox 8:10 PM 
Happy Birthday Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint)

August 23, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Kobe Bryant
Frank: As a child, the wicked magician always wanted to saw people in half.
Fredric: Was he an only child?
Frank: No, he had lots of half-brothers and sisters!
Kansas City Royals @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM

August 22, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday James Corden
Q: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
A: None of them, because you can't get a banana from a coconut tree!
Kansas City Royals @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

August 21, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Usain Bolt
Q. Why did the song do well in school?
A. Because it took a lot of notes!
Kansas City Royals @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Vote on the new poll at the bottom of any page!

August 20, 2015

Thursday
Q. What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?
A. Very large ones.
Kansas City Royals @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday Amy Adams

August 19, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Bill Clinton
Q. What has a video screen, a keyboard, six legs, and plugs into the wall?
A. A computer bug.
Cleveland Indians @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

August 18, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Edward Norton
Q. What do you call a soda can that just finished high school?
A. A graduated cylinder.
Cleveland Indians @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

August 17, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Thierry Henry
Q: What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
A: Cheerios!
Cleveland Indians @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

August 16, 2015

Sunday
Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs?
A: A penny!
Seattle Mariners @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM
Happy Birthday Steve Carell

August 15, 2015

Saturday
Q. Why did the cow go to the gym?
A. He wanted to beef up.
Happy Birthday Ben Affleck

August 14, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Tim Tebow
Q. Why do surgeons wear masks?
A. So no one will recognize them when they make a mistake.
Seattle Mariners @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

August 13, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Alfred Hitchcock
Q. Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
A. Because it has 4 A's and one B!

August 12, 2015

Wednesday
Q. What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?
A. Bronto-snore-us!
Boston Red Sox @ Miami Marlins 4:10 PM
Happy Birthday Juliet O'Hara (Maggie Lawson)

August 8, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Roger Federer
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Boston Red Sox @ Detroit Tigers 7:08 PM
Please comment with any ideas for my next poll.

August 7, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Sidney Crosby
Q: What did the fishing pole say to the fish?
A Catch you later!
Boston Red Sox @ Detroit Tigers 7:08 PM
Poll Closed, Results:
In last place with 0% is One or Both of your Parents.
Tied for 3rd, with 6% each was, Your Spouse, One of your friends, Barack Obama, Me (Ben DiBello), and I don't slap people with fish.
Tied for 2nd was A sibling and All of the Above each one with 13%.
And tied for first, each with 20% was The top person on your hitlist and A fish
Please Comment with any ideas for the next poll.

August 6, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Andy Warhol
Q: What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?
A: A hoarse fly!
Boston Red Sox New York Yankees 7:05 PM

August 5, 2015

Wednesday
Q. What musical instrument goes good with cheese?
A. Picklelo.
Boston Red Sox @ New York Yankees 7:05 PM
Happy Birthday Neil Armstrong

August 4, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Louis Armstrong
Q. What's the biggest moth in the world?
A. A mammoth!  
Boston Red Sox @ New York Yankees 7:05 PM

August 3, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Tom Brady
Q: What is a cat's favorite breakfast?
A: Mice krispies!

August 2, 2015

Sunday 
Happy Birthday James Baldwin 
Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A. Big holes all over Australia!
Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM 

August 1, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Jerry Garcia
Q. What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
A. Elkaseltzer.
Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM