July 31, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday JK Rowling
Q. What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A. A civil serpent!
Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

July 30, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Henry Ford
Q. What is horse sense?
A. Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!
Chicago White Sox Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

July 29, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Josh Radnor
Q. Where do you take a sick bee?
A. The waspital.
Chicago White Sox @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

July 28, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Harry Kane
Q. What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?
A. A guardvark!
Chicago White Sox @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

July 27, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Alex Rodriguez
Q. Who is the wasps favorite pop group?
A. The bee gees!
Chicago White Sox @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

July 26, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Kevin Spacey
Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A. A shadow.
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July 25, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Jack Gilford
Q: What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?
A: A centipede on its back!
Detroit Tigers @ Boston Red Sox 4:05 PM

July 24, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Amelia Earhart
Q. Why do dogs run in circles?
A. Because its hard to run in squares!
Detroit Tigers @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

July 23, 2015

Wednesday
Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot!
Boston Red Sox @ Houston Astros 8:10 PM
Happy Birthday Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe)

July 22, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday George Alexander Louis
Q. Why did the mouse eat a candle?
A. For some light refreshment!
Boston Red Sox @ Houston Astros 8:10 PM

July 21, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Robin Williams
Q. Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
A. Because the elephant isn't chicken!
Boston Red Sox @ Houston Astros 8:10 PM

July 20, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Pavel Datsyuk
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
Boston Red Sox @ Los Angeles Angels 5:05 PM
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July 19, 2015

Sunday
Q. What do you get when you throw one banana at two hungry apes?
A. A banana split!
Boston Red Sox @ Los Angeles Angels 8:05 PM
Happy Birthday Benedict Cumberbatch

July 18, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Nelson Mandela
Q: When is it really bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you're a mouse.
Boston Red Sox @ Los Angeles Angels 9:05 PM

July 17, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Donald Sutherland
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was some money in the kitty!
Boston Red Sox @ Los Angeles Angels 10:05 PM

July 16, 2015

Thursday
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
Happy Birthday Will Ferrell

July 15, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Adam Savage
Q: What goes around a haunted house and never stops?
A: A fence.

July 14, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Gerald Ford
Q. What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A. A striped sweater!

July 13, 2015

Monday
Q: Why was the ant so confused?
A: Because all his uncles were "ants"!
Happy Birthday Harrison Ford

July 12, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday James Rodriguez
Q: What's purple and 5,500.3 miles long?
A: The grape wall of China.
New York Yankees @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM

July 11, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday John Quincy Adams
Q. What would you get if twitter flew into the blender?
A. Shredded Tweet!
New York Yankees @ Boston Red Sox 7:15 PM
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July 10, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Nikola Tesla
Q: What side of the dog has the most fur?
A: The Outside.
New York Yankees @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

July 9, 2015

Thursday
Q. What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A. The tiger lily!
Happy Birthday Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)  

July 8, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Jaden Smith and Kevin Bacon
Q. What job do rabbits at hotels have?
A. Bellhop.
Miami Marlins @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

July 7, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Ringo Starr
A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk said "I don't have a scent". Then the deer said "I don't have a buck" and so they had to put the meal on the duck's bill.
Miami Marlins @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

July 6, 2015

Monday ):
Q. Why do elephants do well in school?
A. Because they have a lot of grey matter!
Happy Birthday Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone)

July 5, 2015

Sunday (:
Happy Birthday James Lofton
Q. Where do crows go to get drink?
A. A crowbar!
Houston Astros @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM
USA vs Japan @ BC Place Stadium Vancouver Canada: 4:00 PM (Women's World Cup Finals)

July 4, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday George Steinbrenner
Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face?
A: Because it's the scenter.
Houston Astros @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM
Happy Fourth of July

July 3, 2015

Friday
Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
A: Spelling.
Houston Astros @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday Tom Cruise

July 2, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Thurgood Marshall
Q. Whats a frogs favorite game?
A. It's croak-et!
Boston Red Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays 7:07 PM

July 1, 2015

WedNesDay
Happy Canada Day!
Happy Birthday Princess Diana
Q. What do you call a 100 spiders on a tire?
A. A spinning wheel!
Boston Red Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays 1:07 PM
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