June 30, 2015

Tuesday  
Happy Birthday Michael Phelps  
Q. Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
A. He wanted her to hit the hay!
Boston Red Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays 7:07 PM
I think I'm going to start Vlogging (video blogging) if you have any questions you would like me to answer during a video or if you have any ideas on how to make my videos fun then please leave a comment below.

June 29, 2015

Monday ):
Happy Birthday Gary Busey
Q. Why did the song do well in school?
A. Because it took a lot of notes!
Boston Red Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays 7:07 PM

June 28, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday King Henry VIII [of England]
Q. How does an octopus go to war ?
A. Well-armed !
Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays 1:10 PM

June 27, 2015

Saturday
Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like?
A: A Bloodhound.
Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays 4:10 PM
Happy Birthday Spiderman (Peter Parker [Tobey Maguire])

June 26, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Derek Jeter
Q. Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?
A. When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.
Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays 7:10 PM

June 25, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Ricky Gervais
Q. What kind of shirt do you wear when you are golfing?
A. A tee shirt!
Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM
Check out the online pool game at the bottom of any page, this replaced the very glitchy Kung-Fu game. If you want to play just click play as guest. Enjoy!

June 24, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Lionel Messi and Robert Downey Sr.
Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

June 23, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Zinedine Zidane
Q. Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?
A. Robert E Flea!
Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

June 22, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Kurt Warner
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
A: Roost beef!

June 21, 2015

Sunday
Happy Father's Day
Q. What to you call a Russian flea?
A. A Moscow-ito!
Boston Red Sox @ Kansas City Royals 2:10 PM
Happy Birthday Starlord ( Peter Jason Quill [Chris Pratt])

June 20, 2015

Saturday☺
Happy Birthday Frank Lampard
Q. Which dog can tell time? 
A. A watchdog. 
Boston Red Sox @ Kansas City Royals 7:10 PM 
Check out my random doodles page that I added on the sidebar! 

June 19, 2015

Friday!!!
Q. What is dry on the outside, filled with water and can blows up buildings ?
A. A fish tank !
Boston Red Sox @ Kansas City Royals 8:10 PM
Happy Birthday Macklemore

June 18, 2015

Thursday
Q: What's every cat's favorite song?
A: Three Blind Mice!
Boston Red Sox @ Atlanta Braves 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday Paul McCartney

June 17, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Jake Goodman
Q: How do cats buy things?
A: From a cat-alogue!
Boston Red Sox @ Atlanta Braves 7:10 PM

June 16, 2015

Tuesday
Q. How do you make a rabbit fast?
A. Don't feed it.
Atlanta Braves @ Boston Red Sox 4:05 PM
Happy Birthday John Newman

June 15, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Brian Curley
Q. What disease do horses fear most?
A. Hay Fever!
Atlanta Braves @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Tampa Bay Lightning @ Chicago Blackhawks 8:00 PM

June 14, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Donald Trump
Happy Flag Day!
Q. What do cows usually fly around in?
A. Helicowpters and Bulloons.
Toronto Blue Jays @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM

June 13, 2015

Saturday
Q. What kind of snakes are good at math?
A. Adders!
Toronto Blue Jays @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM
Chicago Blackhawks @ Tampa Bay Lightning 8:00 PM
Check out new poll at the footer on any page: Who would you rather slap in the face with a fish?
Happy Birthday Captain America (Chris Evans)

June 12, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Anne Frank
Toronto Blue Jays @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

June 11, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Joe Montana
Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid kit!
Boston Red Sox @ Baltimore Orioles 7:05 PM
Please comment with any good poll ideas you have.

June 10, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Sasha Obama
Q. What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
A. Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!
Boston Red Sox @ Baltimore Orioles 7:05 PM
Tampa Bay Lightning @ Chicago Blackhawks 8:00 PM
Poll Ended - Which Would You Rather Be Eaten By? - Results:
In last with 5% a Tiger.
Next is a Goat with 8%.
In 5th, an Alligator with 11%.
In 4th, a Velociraptor with 14%.
In 3rd, a Teddy Bear with 17%.
In 2nd is an Oompa-Loompa with 20%.
Finally in 1st with 22%: Squirrel!!!
Please comment with any new poll ideas.

June 9, 2015

Tuesday
Q. What dog would you want on your American football team?
A. A golden receiver!
Boston Red Sox @ Baltimore Orioles 7:05 PM
Happy Birthday Johnny Depp

June 8, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Colin Baker
Q. How does a queen bee get around her hive?
A. She's throne!
Tampa Bay Lightning @ Chicago Blackhawks 8:00 PM
Poll Ends TOMORROW, Vote Now!!!

June 7, 2015

Sunday
Q. Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
A. He wanted rich milk!
Oakland Athletics @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM
Poll Ends in 2 Days - VOTE NOW!!!
Happy Birthday Liam Neeson

June 6, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Diego Velazquez
Q. What type of ant is the biggest?
A. An eleph-ant!
Chicago Blackhawks @ Tampa Bay Lightning 7:15 PM
Oakland Athletics @ Boston Red Sox 4:05 PM
Poll Ends in 3 Days, Vote Now!!! (bottom of page)

June 5, 2015

Friday
National Doughnut Day
Q. What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A. A yeaster bunny!
Oakland Athletics @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Poll Closes Tuesday at 3:22 PM, VOTE NOW! (bottom of page)
Happy Birthday Charlie Croker (Mark Wahlberg)

June 4, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Russell Brand
Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?
A: RUFF!
Minnesota Twins @ Boston Red Sox 4:05 PM

June 3, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Rafael Nadal
Q. What happened to the lost cattle?
A. Nobody's herd.
Chicago Blackhawks @ Tampa Bay Lightning 8:00 PM
Minnesota Twins @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM
6 days left to vote on poll, Vote Now! (bottom of page)

June 2, 2015

Tuesday 
Q. What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? 
A. A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk! 
Minnesota Twins @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM 
Happy Birthday Spock (Zachary Quinto) 

June 1, 2015

Monday
Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex
Minnesota Twins @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday Morgan Freeman