May 31, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Clint Eastwood
Q. What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
A. Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
Boston Red Sox @ Texas Rangers 3:05 PM
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May 30, 2015

Saturday
Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A. It owns 4 rabbits' feet.
Boston Red Sox @ Texas Rangers 7:15 PM
Happy Birthday CeeLo Green

May 29, 2015

Friday!!!
Happy Birthday John F. Kennedy
Q. What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
A. Deviled eggs!
Boston Red Sox @ Texas Rangers 8:05 PM

May 28, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Michael Oher
Q. How did the cow's final exam turn out?
A. Grade A!
Boston Red Sox @ Texas Rangers 8:05 PM

May 27, 2015

Wednesday 
Q. What does a cow ride when his car is broken? 
A. A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle! 
Happy Birthday John R DiBello and Saruman (Count Dooku (Christopher Lee)) 

May 26, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Helena Bonham Carter
Q. What do mice do when they're at home ?
A. Mousework !
Boston Red Sox @ Minnesota Twins 8:10 PM

May 25, 2015

Monday ):
Happy Memorial Day
Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!
Boston Red Sox @ Minnesota Twins 2:10 PM
Happy Birthday Gandalf (Ian McKellen)

May 24, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Queen Victoria
Q. What medicine would you give an ill ant?
A. Antibiotics!
Los Angeles Angels @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM

May 23, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Drew Carey
Q: What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Los Angeles Angels @ Boston Red Sox 7:15 PM

May 22, 2015

Friday (:
Happy Birthday Julian Edelman
Q. How is cat food sold ?
A. Usually purr can !
Los Angeles Angels @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

May 21, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Tom Daley
Q. What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?
A. A boar constrictor !
Texas Rangers @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

May 20, 2015

WedNesDay
Happy Birthday Mary Pope Osborne
Texas Rangers @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

May 19, 2015

Tuesday
Q. How did the farmer find his lost cow?
A. He tractor down.
Texas Rangers @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday Sam Smith

May 18, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Pope John Paul II
Q. What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A. An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

May 17, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Bob Saget
Q: What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
A: Boo-Jeans.
Boston Red Sox @ Seattle Mariners 4:10 PM

May 16, 2015

Saturday
Q: How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
A: With flood lighting.
Boston Red Sox @ Seattle Mariners 9:10 PM
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Happy Birthday Ferb (Thomas Brodie-Sangster)

May 15, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Ray Lewis
Q: What do you give a pig with a rash?
A: Oinkment.
Boston Red Sox @ Seattle Mariners 10:10 PM

May 14, 2015

Thursday
Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Boston Red Sox @ Seattle Mariners 10:10 PM
Happy Birthday Rob Gronkoski and George Lucas

May 13, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Cedric Diggory (Robert Pattinson)
Q: What pine has the longest needles?
A: A porcupine.
Boston Red Sox @ Oakland Athletics 3:35 PM

May 12, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Catherine Tate
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

May 11, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Cam Newton
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Boston Red Sox @ Oakland Athletics 10:05 PM

May 10, 2015

Sunday
Happy Mothers Day
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
Boston Red Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays 1:07 PM
Happy Birthday Paul David Hewson or Bono
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May 9, 2015

Saturday
Q. Which bird is always out of breath ?
A. A puffin !
Boston Red Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays 1:07 PM
Happy Birthday Billy Joel

May 8, 2015

Friday
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.  Then it dawned on me.
Boston Red Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays 7:07 PM
Happy Birthday Oliver Queen (Stephen Amell)

May 7, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Samuel Paek
2 Jokes Today!
I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

May 6, 2015

Wednesday
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday George Clooney

May 5, 2015

Tuesday
Q. Why was the mother flea so unhappy?
A. All her children had gone to the dogs.
Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday Adele

May 4, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Chris Tomlin
Q: What kind of dog always runs a fever?
A: A hot dog!
Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox 7:10
May the 4th Be With You!

May 3, 2015

Sunday
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.
New York Yankees @ Boston Red Sox 8:05 PM
Happy Birthday Burton Guster (Dule Hill) and Bing Crosby

May 2, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Dwayne Johnson
Q: What did the evil chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg!
New York Yankees @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM
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May 1, 2015

Friday (:
Happy Birthday Wes Welker
Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.
New York Yankees @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM