April 30, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Stephen Harper
Q: What do you call lending money to a bison?
A: A buff-a-loan

April 29, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Jonathan Toews
Q: What do whales eat?
A: Fish and ships.
Toronto Blue Jays @ Boston Red Sox 6:10 PM

April 28, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Jay Leno
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
Toronto Blue Jays @ Boston Red Sox 6:10 PM

April 27, 2015

Monday
Q: What do you call a cow that twitches?
A: Beef jerky
Toronto Blue Jays @ Boston Red Sox 6:10 PM
Happy Birthday Ulysses S. Grant

April 26, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Kevin James
Q: What would happen if pigs could fly?
A: The price of bacon would go up.
Boston Red Sox @ Baltimore Orioles 1:35 PM

April 25, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Tim Duncan
Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A: A chili dog on a bun.
Boston Red Sox @ Baltimore Orioles 7:05 PM

April 24, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Kelly Clarkson
Q: What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs at night?
A: A person! As a baby you crawl (4 legs), as an adult you walk (2 legs), then when you are older you use a cane (3 legs)
Boston Red Sox @ Baltimore Orioles 7:05 PM

April 23, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday William Shakespeare
Q. What is a sharks favorite country?
A. Finland

April 22, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Queen Isabella
Happy Earth Day
Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they are in black and white.
Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays 7:10 PM

April 21, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Queen Elizabeth II and Tony Romo
Q: Where do horses live?
A: In the neigh-borhood.
Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays 7:10 PM
Breakfast Cereal Poll Closed, Results:
In Last place: Cinnamon Life, Captain Crunch, Honey Bunches of Oats, Trix and Frosted Flakes all with 0%
In 3rd Place, all with 4%: Cheerios, Corn Flakes and Other
In 2nd, all tied with 9%: Oatmeal, Lucky Charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Froot Loops and Fruity Pebbles
And In first place, a three way tie with 13%: Wheaties, Reese's Puffs and Coco Puffs
As always leave a comment if you have a suggestion for the next poll.

April 20, 2015

Monday
Q: What did one egg say to the other egg?
A: Let's get crackin'!
Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox 11:05 PM
Happy Birthday Mr Sulu (George Takei)

April 19, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday James Franco
Q: When should you buy a bird?
A: When it's going cheep!
Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM

April 18, 2015

Saturday
Q: What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A: A flying carpet
Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox 4:05 PM
Happy Birthday David Tennant

April 17, 2015

FRIDAY!!!!
Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer?
A: He was afriad of the world wide web.
Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday Boromir (Sean Bean)

April 16, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Charlie Chaplin
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.

April 15, 2015

Wednesday
400th Post!!!!!
Happy Birthday Hermione Granger (Emma Watson) and Leonard da Vinci
Q: What did the alien say when he was out of room?
A: I'm all spaced out!
Washington Nationals @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM

April 14, 2015

Tuesday
Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me!
Washington Nationals @ Boston Red Sox 6:10 PM
Happy Birthday Peter Capaldi

April 13, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Thomas Jefferson
Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: A dino-sewer.
ONLY ONE DAY LEFT TO VOTE ON BREAKFAST CEREAL POLL, VOTE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Washington Nationals @ Boston Red Sox 3:05 PM

April 12, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Tiny Tim
Q: What has hands but can not clap?
A: A clock
Boston Red Sox @ New York Yankees 8:00 PM
2 Days Left to Vote on Breakfast Poll!

April 11, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Jeremy Clarkson
Q: What do you call a messy hippo?
A: A hippopota-mess!
Boston Red Sox @ New York Yankees 1:05 PM
Boston Bruins @ Tampa Bay Lightning 7:30 PM
ONLY 3 DAYS LEFT TO VOTE ON BREAKFAST CEREAL POLL! VOTE NOW!!!

April 10, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday John Madden
Q: What do camels use to hide themselves?
A: Camelflauge!
Boston Red Sox @ New York Yankees 7:30 PM
Only 4 Days Left to Vote on Breakfast Cereal Poll: VOTE NOW!

April 9, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Hugh Hefner
Q. What did the canary say when its new cage fell apart?
A. CHEEP! CHEEP!
Boston Red Sox @ Philadelphia Phillies 7:05 PM
Boston Bruins @ Florida Panthers 7:30 PM

April 8, 2015

WedNesDay
Happy Birthday Chris Kyle
Q. What did the cook give to his girlfriend when they got engaged?
A. An onion ring!
Boston Red Sox @ Philadelphia Phillies 7:05 PM
Boston Bruins @ Washington Capitals 8:00 PM
Only 7 Days left to vote on the Breakfast Cereal Poll, VOTE NOW!

April 7, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Jackie Chan
Q. What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A. You can't tuna fish!

April 6, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Michael Rooker
Q. What did one ice cube say to another ice cube?
A. You are so cool!
Boston Red Sox @Philadelphia Phillies 3:05 PM

April 5, 2015

Sunday
Happy Easter
Q. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
A. From Eggplants.
Happy Birthday Pharrell Williams

April 4, 2015

Saturday
Q. When is a door not a door?
A. When its a'jar.
Toronto Maple Leafs @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
Happy Birthday Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.),
The Joker (Heath Ledger)
And last, but certainly not least Shawn Spencer (James Roday)

April 3, 2015

Good Friday
Happy Birthday Alec Baldwin
Q. What do you call a line of waiting Barbies?
A. A Barbie queue.
11 Days left to vote on Breakfast Cereal poll vote now.

April 2, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Michael Fassbender
Q. What did the announcer name his son?
A. Mike!
Boston Bruins @ Detroit Red Wings 7:30 PM

April 1, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Asa Butterfield
Q. What did the rug say to the floor?
A. I've got you covered!