October 31, 2015

Happy Halloween!!!
Happy Birthday Matthew DiBello and Christopher Columbus
Q. Why don't ghost's like it when it rains on Halloween?
A. Because it dampens their spirits!
Boston Bruins @ Tampa Bay Lightning 7:00 PM

October 30, 2015

Happy Birthday John Adams
Q: Why do ghosts make such good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have so much spirit!
Boston Bruins @ Florida Panthers 7:30 PM

October 29, 2015

Happy Birthday Randy Jackson
Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!
Miami Dolphins @ New England Patriots 8:25 PM

October 28, 2015

Happy Birthday Evan Antonakes, John J DiBello, Matt Smith and Bill Gates!!!!!
Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling!

October 27, 2015

Happy Birthday Theodore Roosevelt
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Arizona Coyotes @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

October 26, 2015

Happy Birthday Tom Cavanagh
Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A. Fsh!

October 25, 2015

Happy Birthday Pablo Picasso
Q: What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has wings?
A: An acrobat!
New York Jets @ New England Patriots 1:00 PM

October 23, 2015

Happy Birthday Lincoln Peirce
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Beacuse of the honey combs! 
Boston Bruins @ New York Islanders 7:30 PM

October 22, 2015

Happy Birthday Curly Howard
Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A: A bud hound!

October 21, 2015

Bill: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I have to write an essay on an elephant."
Bert: "Well, for a start your going to need a really big ladder..."
Philadelphia Flyers @ Boston Bruins 8:00 PM
Happy Birthday Andrew Scott

October 20, 2015

Q: How do you hire a teddy bear? 
A: Put him on stilts! 
Happy Birthday Viggo Mortensen 

October 19, 2015

October 18, 2015

Happy Birthday Chuck Berry
Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?
A: Birds of prey!
New England Patriots @ Indianapolis Colts 8:30 PM

October 17, 2015

Happy Birthday Pope John Paul I
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
Boston Bruins @ Arizona Coyotes 10:00 PM
Ben DiBello’s Blog’s Two Year Anniversary!!!

Click Here to listen to all my outtakes!!!

October 15, 2015

Happy Birthday Tito Jackson
Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
A: A purrfect meal!
Vote on new poll, at the bottom of any page:
Where would you rather to go on vacation?

October 14, 2015

Happy Birthday Dwight D Eisenhower
Q. What do elephants do in the evenings?
A. Watch elevision!
Colorado Avalanche @ Boston Bruins 10:00 PM

October 13, 2015

Happy Birthday Jerry Rice and Paul Pierce
Q. What's big and grey and has 16 wheels?
A. An elephant on roller skates!

October 12, 2015

Columbus Day!!!
Happy Birthday Hugh Jackman
Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants!
Tampa Bay Lightning @ Boston Bruins 1:00 PM

October 11, 2015

Happy Birthday Matt Bomer and Bradley James
Q: What is lion's favorite food?
A: Baked beings!
New England Patriots @ Dallas Cowboys 4:25 PM

October 10, 2015

Happy Birthday Brett Favre
Q. Where do hamsters come from?
A. Hamsterdam!
Montreal Canadiens @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

October 9, 2015

Q. How do sheep keep warm in winter?
A. Central bleating!
Happy Birthday John Lennon

October 8, 2015

Q. Who invented fire?
A. Some bright spark!
Winnipeg Jets @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
Happy Birthday Bruno Mars

October 7, 2015

Happy Birthday Vladimir Putin
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

October 6, 2015

Happy Birthday Nail Yakupov
Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A: Bee-hive yourself!
The Muppets are on tonight 8:00 PM to 8:30 PM on ABC!!!

October 5, 2015

Monday ):
Happy Birthday Chester A. Arthur
Q. How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
A. Just one if it's long enough!

October 4, 2015

Happy Birthday Derrick Rose
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
Boston Red Sox @ Cleveland Indians 3:10 PM

October 3, 2015

Happy Birthday Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Boston Red Sox @ Cleveland Indians 7:10 PM

October 2, 2015

Happy Birthday Mahatma Gandhi
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Boston Red Sox @ Cleveland Indians 7:10 PM

October 1, 2015

First Day of October!!!
Happy Birthday Jimmy Carter
Boston Red Sox @ New York Yankees 7:05 PM