Happy Birthday Sasha Obama
Q. What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
A. Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!
Boston Red Sox @ Baltimore Orioles 7:05 PM
Tampa Bay Lightning @ Chicago Blackhawks 8:00 PM
Poll Ended - Which Would You Rather Be Eaten By? - Results:
In last with 5% a Tiger.
Next is a Goat with 8%.
In 5th, an Alligator with 11%.
In 4th, a Velociraptor with 14%.
In 3rd, a Teddy Bear with 17%.
In 2nd is an Oompa-Loompa with 20%.
Finally in 1st with 22%: Squirrel!!!
Please comment with any new poll ideas.