February 27, 2015

Q: What is the musical part of a snake? 
A: The scales! 
Happy Birthday Josh Groban 

February 26, 2015

Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: Quattro sinko.
Happy Birthday Johnny Cash

February 25, 2015

Have you ever seen a duchess ?
Yes - it's the same as an English "s" ! (A Dutch "S" vs A English "S")
Happy Birthday George Harrison

February 24, 2015

Happy Birthday Steve Jobs
Do you have any invisible ink ?
Certainly sir, What color?

February 23, 2015

Happy Birthday Andrew Wiggins
Q. What gets smaller the more you put in it ?
A. A hole in the ground !

February 22, 2015

Happy Birthday George Washington
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!  
I apologize for not posting for a while I took a break and now I'm back; YAY!!

February 10, 2015

Happy Birthday Radamel Falcao Garcia
Q. What do you call a pair of shoes made from banana skins ?
A. Slippers !

February 9, 2015

Q. Why did the hen cross the road ?
A. To prove she wasn't chicken !
Happy Birthday Loki (Tom Hiddleston)

February 8, 2015

Q: When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
A: In the Sith Grade.
Montreal Canadians @ Boston Bruins 7:30 PM
Happy Birthday John Williams

February 7, 2015

Happy Birthday Charles Dickens
Q. What do you call a hearing aid made from fruit ?
A. A lemon-aid!
Vote on my Breakfast Poll only 8 days left to vote

February 5, 2015

Happy Birthday Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar
Q. What do you call a fish on a motorcycle ?
A. A motor pike !

February 4, 2015

Happy Birthday Rosa Parks
Q. What self defence method do mice use ?
A. Ka-rat-e !
Best Super Bowl Commercial

February 3, 2015

Happy Birthday Warwick Davis
A. What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
Q. A Macintosh

February 2, 2015

Happy Groundhog Day
Happy Birthday Donald Driver and to a lesser extent Jackson Filosa
Q: Why did the football go to the bank?
A: To get his quarterback
Congratulations to the New England Patriots on Winning the Super Bowl
Notice in my Looking Back and Forward article that I wrote on Cole and Evan's Blog I predicted the score for the game would be 24 - 28 Patriots. And what was the score? 24 - 28 Patriots.

February 1, 2015

Super Bowl Sunday!!!!!
Happy Birthday Brandon Lee
New England Patriots vs Seattle Seahawks 6:30 PM @ University of Phoenix Stadium, Glendale, Arizona
Q. How are the Seahawks like your neighbors?
A. They can't pick up a single yard!
Q: How many Seahawks fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in the New England's shadow!
Q: How do you keep an Seattle Seahawks out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What does an Seattle Seahawks fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation.
Check out this months Looking Back and Foward post on
Cole and Evan's Blog at http://coleandevan.blogspot.com/
Also check out some more of Cole and Evan's posts there blog is always on my sidebar
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