January 26, 2015

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in the park in Salem, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young B's Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Bruins fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in Boston, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again. "Little Sock's Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Red Sox Fan fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in Boston was either a Bruins or Red Sox fan. "What team, do you root for the Patriots?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Montreal fan." the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Young Delinquent from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet."
Happy Birthday Wayne Gretzky

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