December 31, 2015

Thursday
New Years Eve!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Anthony Hopkins
Q. Why did the computer need glasses?
A. To improve his web sight!

December 30, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday LeBron James 
Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?
A: You get a short circut.
I published 5 new themes on the chrome web store, click here to check them out.

December 29, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Andrew Johnson
Q: Why did the boy smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!

December 28, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Stan Lee
Mother: How was your exam, were any of the questions difficult?
Johnny: No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers that gave me the trouble!

December 27, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Emilie De Ravin
Boston Bruins @ Ottawa Senators 5:00 PM
New England Patriots @ New York Jets 1:00 PM

December 26, 2015

Saturday
Happy Boxing Day
Happy Birthday Jared Leto
Q. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
A. He's all right now.
Buffalo Sabres @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

December 25, 2015

Friday
Merry Christmas!!!!
Happy Birthday Demaryius Thomas
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
Check out my Christmas Podcast:

Post Podcast Podcast (I had some technical issues):

Naqaqa Giving Foundation: http://www.fijicharity.org/
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Frank Sinatra: https://youtu.be/nZ6yQgBvuoI

December 24, 2015

Thursday
Christmas Eve!!!!! 
Happy Birthday Kevin N. Yon 
Q: What type of cars do elves drive? 
A: Toy-otas.
Track Santa with this cool Santa Tracker
Tomorrow is Christmas!!!!!! 

December 23, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday TJ Oshie
Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A: Holly Davidson.
Check Out My Blog on The 25th and listen to my podcast featuring three special guests!!!
2 Days 'til Christmas!!!

December 22, 2015

Tuesday
First Day of Winter
Happy Birthday Ted Cruz
Q: What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent night!
St. Louis Blues @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM 
3 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!!! 

December 21, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Samuel L. Jackson
Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots?
4 Days Until Christmas!!!

December 20, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Jonah Hill
Q: What do snowmen do on the weekend?
A: Chill out.
New Jersey Devils @ Boston Bruins 5:00 PM
Tennessee Titans @ New England Patriots 1:00 PM
5 Days Until Christmas!!!!!

December 19, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Nicholas DiBello
Click here to check out a video Nick made.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
6 Days Until Christmas!!!

December 18, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Brad Pitt
Q. What do you call buying a piano for the holidays?
A. Christmas Chopin.
Boston Bruins @ Pittsburgh Penguins 7:00 PM 
7 Days Until Christmas!!! 

December 17, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Pope Francis
Q. What do you call a scary reindeer?
A. A cariboo.
Check out this original Haiku by Sam Fitzpatrick:
I like bananas
Bananas taste very good
Eat the banana

8 Days Until Christmas!!!

December 16, 2015

WedNesDay
Happy Birthday Ludwig van Beethoven
Q. Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
A. Because every buck is dear to him!
Pittsburgh Penguins @ Boston Bruins 8:00 PM
9 Days Until Christmas!!!

December 15, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Trevor Doolan
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite
10 Days Until Christmas!!!

December 14, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Nostradamus
Q. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
A. RUDEolph.
Edmonton Oilers @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
11 Days Until Christmas!!!

December 13, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Alvin York
Q. What do you call a broke Santa?
A. It's Saint Nickel-Less
New England Patriots @ Houston Texans 8:30 PM
12 Days Until Christmas!!!

December 12, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Andrew Ladd
Q. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A. He felt his presents!
Florida Panthers @ Boston Bruins 1:00 PM
What is your favorite shape? Let me know by voting on the new poll at the bottom of the page.
Poll Ends January 31st 2016 at 11:59 PM

December 11, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Jermaine Jackson
Q: What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A: A pineapple.

December 10, 2015

December 9, 2015

Wednesday 
Happy Birthday Jeff Swampy Marsh 
Q. What do snowmen have for breakfast? 
A. Frosted flakes. 
Boston Bruins @ Montreal Canadiens 7:30 PM 

December 8, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Philip Rivers
Q: What is a lion’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Jungle Bells.

December 7, 2015

Monday ): 
Happy Birthday Larry Bird 
Q. What is the best present to receive for Christmas? 
A. A broken drum. You can’t beat it! 
Nashville Predators @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM 

December 6, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Johnny Manziel
Philadelphia Eagles @ New England Patriots 4:25 PM

December 5, 2015

Saturday 
Happy Birthday Walt Disney 
Q. What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket? 
A. I can’t believe someone would stoop so low. 
Boston Bruins @ Vancouver Canucks 10:00 PM 

December 4, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Ryan Dungey
Q. Why don't oysters share their pearls?
A. Because they're shellfish!
Boston Bruins @ Calgary Flames 9:00 PM

December 3, 2015

Thursday
Q. Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
A. The don’t meet the koalafications.
Happy Birthday Andy Grammer

December 2, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Aaron Rodgers
Q. Why do artists constantly feel cold?
A. Because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Boston Bruins @ Edmonton Oilers 9:30 PM

December 1, 2015

Tuesday
Q. What does December have that other months don’t have?
A. The letter D.
Poll Ended, Results:
Question: Where would you rather to go on vacation?
In Last Place with 0% is the USA
In 4th Place with 4% is Japan
In 3rd Place with 8% is Mexico
In a tie at 2nd Place with 16% are England, Antarctica, New Zealand and Russia
And with 24% in 1st Place is Narnia
Please Comment Ideas for a new poll below.
Check out my 2015 Christmas Playlist at http://bendibello.blogspot.com/p/christmas-playlist-2015.html
Happy Birthday Richard Pryor

November 30, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Ben Stiller
Q. Did you hear NASA launched several cows into orbit?
A. It was the shot herd around the world!

November 29, 2015

Sunday
First Sunday of Advent
Happy Birthday Russell Wilson
Q. Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A. Because they have two left feet!
New England Patriots @ Denver Broncos 8:30 PM

November 28, 2015

Saturday 
Small Business Saturday!
Happy Birthday Karen Gillan 
Q. Why was the dog sweating so much? 
A. He was a hotdog! 
Last day to vote on Vacation Poll!!!! 
VOTE NOW!!!! (at the bottom of any page) 

November 27, 2015

Friday
Black Friday!!!
Q. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A. He stole the show!
New York Rangers @ Boston Bruins 1:00 PM
Happy Birthday Bill Nye (the Science Guy)

November 26, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Charles Shultz
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
A: “Quack! Quack!”
3 Days to Vote on Vacation Poll
Happy Thanksgiving

November 25, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Joe DiMaggio
Q: Why do pilgrims' pants always fall down?
A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.
Boston Bruins @ Detroit Red Wings 7:30 PM
4 Days Left to Vote on Poll, VOTE NOW!!!

November 24, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Jimmy Graham
Q. What happened to the turkey who got in a fight?
A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

November 23, 2015

Monday ):
Happy Birthday Franklin Pierce
Q: What's a drummer's favorite vegetable?
A: Beets!
Boston Bruins @ Toronto Maple Leafs 7:30 PM
Buffalo Bills @ New England Patriots 8:30 PM
6 Days Left to Vote on the Poll, VOTE NOW (at the bottom of any page)

November 22, 2015

Sunday
Q: How does the ocean stay so clean?
A: Mermaids.
Happy Birthday Mark Ruffalo (Bruce Banner) and Scarlett Johansson (Black Widow)

November 21, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Michael Strahan
Q: Why didn't the sun go to grad school?
A: Because it already had a million degrees.
Toronto Maple Leafs @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

November 20, 2015

Friday (:
Happy Birthday Joe Biden
Q: Why did the scarecrow get a raise?
A: He was outstanding in his field.

November 19, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Calvin Klein
Q: Why do milking stools only have three legs?
A: 'Cause the cow's got the udder!
Minnesota Wild @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

November 18, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday David Ortiz
Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A buccaneer!

November 17, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Nani
Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?
A: Nightmares!
San Jose Sharks @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

November 16, 2015

Monday ):
Happy Birthday Tiberius
Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump into the lake?
A: It wanted to be a watermelon.

November 15, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Georgia O'Keeffe
Q: What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just lets out a little wine
New England Patriots @ New York Giants 4:25 PM

November 14, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Charles (Prince of Wales)
Q: Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing
Detroit Red Wings @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

November 13, 2015

Friday!!!
Q: What happened when two silkworms got into a race?
A: It ended in a tie
Happy Birthday Jimmy Kimmel and Cole Schildkraut!!

November 12, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Ryan Gosling
Q: How do you cut a wave in half?
A: Use a sea saw.
Colorado Avalanche @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

November 11, 2015

Wednesday
Veterans Day!!!
Happy Birthday Leonardo DiCaprio
Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer!

November 10, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Martin Luther
Q: Why can't you tell a joke while standing on ice?
A: Because it might crack up!

November 9, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Benjamin Banneker
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet early!

November 8, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Gordon Ramsay
Q: How do Eskimos make their beds?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Washington Redskins @ New England Patriots 1:00 PM
Boston Bruins New York Islanders 5:00 PM
21 Days Left to Vote on the Vacation Poll (at the bottom of any page)

November 7, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Captain James Cook
Q: Why does the Mississippi river see so well?
A: Because it has four eyes!
Boston Bruins @ Montreal Canadiens 7:00 PM
(It's also the paekmuel's half birthday)

November 6, 2015

Friday
600th Post!!!!!
Q: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?
A: Because he wanted to be on time!
Happy Birthday Emma Stone (Gwen Stacy)

November 5, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Michael Morpurgo
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef!
Boston Bruins @ Washington Capitals 7:00 PM

November 4, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Matthew McConaughey
Q: What did Tennessee?
A: The same thing that Arkansas

November 3, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Colin Kaepernick
Q. Why do elephants have trunks?
A. Because they've no pockets to put things in!
Dallas Stars @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

November 2, 2015

November 1, 2015

Sunday
Daylight Savings Time Ends (Fall Back)
Happy Birthday Tim Cook
Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!

October 31, 2015

Saturday
Happy Halloween!!!
Happy Birthday Matthew DiBello and Christopher Columbus
Q. Why don't ghost's like it when it rains on Halloween?
A. Because it dampens their spirits!
Boston Bruins @ Tampa Bay Lightning 7:00 PM

October 30, 2015

Friday!!!
Happy Birthday John Adams
Q: Why do ghosts make such good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have so much spirit!
Boston Bruins @ Florida Panthers 7:30 PM

October 29, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Randy Jackson
Q. Why do cows wear bells?
A. Because their horns don't work!
Miami Dolphins @ New England Patriots 8:25 PM

October 28, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Evan Antonakes, John J DiBello, Matt Smith and Bill Gates!!!!!
Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling!

October 27, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Theodore Roosevelt
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Arizona Coyotes @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

October 26, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Tom Cavanagh
Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A. Fsh!

October 25, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Pablo Picasso
Q: What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has wings?
A: An acrobat!
New York Jets @ New England Patriots 1:00 PM

October 23, 2015

Friday!!!
Happy Birthday Lincoln Peirce
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Beacuse of the honey combs! 
Boston Bruins @ New York Islanders 7:30 PM

October 22, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Curly Howard
Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A: A bud hound!

October 21, 2015

Wednesday
Bill: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I have to write an essay on an elephant."
Bert: "Well, for a start your going to need a really big ladder..."
Philadelphia Flyers @ Boston Bruins 8:00 PM
Happy Birthday Andrew Scott

October 20, 2015

Tuesday 
Q: How do you hire a teddy bear? 
A: Put him on stilts! 
Happy Birthday Viggo Mortensen 

October 19, 2015

October 18, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Chuck Berry
Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?
A: Birds of prey!
New England Patriots @ Indianapolis Colts 8:30 PM

October 17, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Pope John Paul I
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
Boston Bruins @ Arizona Coyotes 10:00 PM
Ben DiBello’s Blog’s Two Year Anniversary!!!

Click Here to listen to all my outtakes!!!

October 15, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Tito Jackson
Q: What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
A: A purrfect meal!
Vote on new poll, at the bottom of any page:
Where would you rather to go on vacation?

October 14, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Dwight D Eisenhower
Q. What do elephants do in the evenings?
A. Watch elevision!
Colorado Avalanche @ Boston Bruins 10:00 PM

October 13, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Jerry Rice and Paul Pierce
Q. What's big and grey and has 16 wheels?
A. An elephant on roller skates!

October 12, 2015

Monday
Columbus Day!!!
Happy Birthday Hugh Jackman
Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants!
Tampa Bay Lightning @ Boston Bruins 1:00 PM

October 11, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Matt Bomer and Bradley James
Q: What is lion's favorite food?
A: Baked beings!
New England Patriots @ Dallas Cowboys 4:25 PM

October 10, 2015

Saturday!!!
Happy Birthday Brett Favre
Q. Where do hamsters come from?
A. Hamsterdam!
Montreal Canadiens @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

October 9, 2015

Friday!!!
Q. How do sheep keep warm in winter?
A. Central bleating!
Happy Birthday John Lennon

October 8, 2015

Thursday
Q. Who invented fire?
A. Some bright spark!
Winnipeg Jets @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
Happy Birthday Bruno Mars

October 7, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Vladimir Putin
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

October 6, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Nail Yakupov
Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A: Bee-hive yourself!
The Muppets are on tonight 8:00 PM to 8:30 PM on ABC!!!

October 5, 2015

Monday ):
Happy Birthday Chester A. Arthur
Q. How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
A. Just one if it's long enough!

October 4, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Derrick Rose
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
Boston Red Sox @ Cleveland Indians 3:10 PM

October 3, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Boston Red Sox @ Cleveland Indians 7:10 PM

October 2, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Mahatma Gandhi
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Boston Red Sox @ Cleveland Indians 7:10 PM

October 1, 2015

Thursday
First Day of October!!!
Happy Birthday Jimmy Carter
Boston Red Sox @ New York Yankees 7:05 PM

September 30, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Olivier Giroud
Q. How do you make a glow worm happy?
A. Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!
Boston Red Sox @ New York Yankees 7:07 PM

September 28, 2015

Monday ):
Happy Birthday Ed Sullivan
Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.
Boston Red Sox @ New York Yankees 7:05 PM

September 27, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Samuel Adams
Q: Why didn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: Because he was on a roll!
Jacksonville Jaguars @ New England Patriots 1:00 PM
Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM
Favorite Beatles Poll Closed, Results:
With 18%, George Harrison landed in 4th place.
In 3rd place, Ringo Starr with 22%.
In 2nd, Paul McCartney with 27%.
And in 1st place with 31%, John Lennon.
Thank you you to all who voted.
Please comment with any ideas for my next poll.

September 26, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Johnny Appleseed
Q. When is a baseball player like a spider?
A. When he catches a fly!
Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox 4:05 PM
Beatles Poll Closes Tomorrow, VOTE NOW!!!

September 25, 2015

Friday
Q: What's the noisiest part of your hand?
A: Your ring finger.
Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Poll Ends Sunday at 8:10 AM, VOTE NOW!!!
Happy Birthday Will Smith

September 24, 2015

Thursday
Q. Which driver never gets a parking ticket?
A. A screw-driver!
Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
3 Days Left to Vote on Poll (at the bottom of any page) VOTE NOW!!!
Happy Birthday Jimm Henson

September 23, 2015

Wednesday
Happy First Day of Fall!
Q. What do you get when you cross a llama and a tortoise?
A. A Turtle Neck Sweater!
Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday Ray Charles

September 22, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Tom Felton
Q. Why Did The Pie Go To The Dentist?
A. It Needed a Filling!
Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

September 21, 2015

Monday ): 
Happy International Peace Day 
Happy Birthday Stephen King 
Q: When does a teacher carry birdseed? 
A: When there is a parrot-teacher conference! 
Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM 
6 days Left to vote on favorite Beatle poll, VOTE NOW! 

September 20, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday John Tavares
Q: Which is faster, a hot atom or a cold atom?
A: Hot, You anybody can catch a cold.
New England Patriots @ Buffalo Bills 1:00 PM
Boston Red Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays 1:07 PM

September 19, 2015

Saturday (:
Q: What type of cars do elves drive?
A: Toy-otas.
Boston Red Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays 4:07 PM
Happy Birthday Jimmy Falon

September 18, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Ronaldo
Q: How does Dracula get blood from a meteorologist?
A: From the weather vein (vane).
Boston Red Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays 7:07 PM

September 17, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Alexander Ovechkin
Q. What is cleverer than a talking cat?
A. A spelling bee!
10 Days Left to Vote on Favorite Beatle Poll, VOTE NOW!

September 16, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Mexican Independence Day
Q: Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work?
A: He was predicting showers.
Boston Red Sox @ Baltimore Orioles 7:05 PM
Happy Birthday David Cooperfield

September 15, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Marco Polo
Q. What lights up a football stadium?
A. A football match!
Boston Red Sox @ Baltimore Orioles 7:05 PM

September 14, 2015

Monday ):
Happy Birthday Michael Crabtree
Q: What does one bucket say to the other?
A: I am feeling pale today.
Boston Red Sox @ Baltimore Orioles 7:05 PM

September 13, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Roald Dahl
Q: What starts with the letter "t", is filled with "t" and ends in "t"?
A: A teapot!
Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays 1:10 PM

September 12, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Paul Walker
Q: What is a Psychopath?
A: Where crazy people run.
Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays 6:10 PM

September 11, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Ed Reed
Q. Why Did The Computer Go To The Doctor?
A. It Thought It Had A Terminal Illness.
Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays 7:10 PM

September 10, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Arnold Palmer
Q: Why did the student drown?
A. Because all her grades were below C level!
Pittsburgh Steelers @ New England Patriots 8:30 PM

September 9, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Oscar
Q: What does a house wear?
A: Address.
Toronto Blue Jays @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

September 8, 2015

Tuesday
Q. Why did dracula go to the doctor?
A. He couldn't stop coffin!
Toronto Blue @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday Martin Freeman

September 7, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Elizabeth I of England
Q. Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?
A. Because of all the tellers!
Toronto Blue Jays @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM

September 6, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday John Wall
Q: What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
A: The police had to comb the area.
Philadelphia Phillies @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM

September 5, 2015

Saturday
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will Let it go.
Happy Birthday Batman (Micheal Keaton)
Philadelphia Phillies @ Boston Red Sox 4:05 PM

September 4, 2015

Friday (:
Happy Birthday Mark Ronson
Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign?
Driver: I don't believe everything I read.
Philadelphia Phillies @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

September 3, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Shaun White
Q. Do you want to hear a construction joke?
A. Well, I'm still working on it!!!

September 2, 2015

WedNesDay
Happy Birthday Mark Harmon
Q: How do you make an apple turnover?
A: Push it down hill.
New York Yankees Boston Red Sox 4:05 PM

September 1, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Daniel Sturridge
Q: How do two psychiatrists greet each other?
A: You are fine. How am I?
New York Yankees @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

August 31, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Larry Fitzgerald
Q. What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A. A waist of time!
New York Yankees @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

August 30, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Ted Williams
Q. What Did One Sick Casket Say to the Other?
A. Is that You Coffin?
Boston Red Sox @ New York Mets 1:10 PM

August 29, 2015

Saturday
Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Someone stepped on its mouse.
Boston Red Sox @ New York Mets 4:05 PM
Happy Birthday Micheal Jackson

August 28, 2015

Friday
What do you get if you cross a duck with the 4th of July?
A firequaker!
Boston Red Sox @ New York Mets 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday Jack Black

August 27, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Lyndon B. Johnson
Q. Why did the boy's mother sew him 3 socks?
A. Because he said he grew another foot!

August 26, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Mother Teresa
Q. When is cross country skiing easy?
A. When you live in a small country!
Boston Red Sox @ Chicago White Sox 8:10 PM

August 25, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Tim Burton
Q: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Boston Red Sox @ Chicago White Sox 8:10 PM

August 24, 2015

Monday
Q: What is at the end of a rainbow?
A: The letter W!
Boston Red Sox @ Chicago White Sox 8:10 PM 
Happy Birthday Ron Weasley (Rupert Grint)

August 23, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Kobe Bryant
Frank: As a child, the wicked magician always wanted to saw people in half.
Fredric: Was he an only child?
Frank: No, he had lots of half-brothers and sisters!
Kansas City Royals @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM

August 22, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday James Corden
Q: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
A: None of them, because you can't get a banana from a coconut tree!
Kansas City Royals @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

August 21, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Usain Bolt
Q. Why did the song do well in school?
A. Because it took a lot of notes!
Kansas City Royals @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Vote on the new poll at the bottom of any page!

August 20, 2015

Thursday
Q. What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?
A. Very large ones.
Kansas City Royals @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday Amy Adams

August 19, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Bill Clinton
Q. What has a video screen, a keyboard, six legs, and plugs into the wall?
A. A computer bug.
Cleveland Indians @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

August 18, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Edward Norton
Q. What do you call a soda can that just finished high school?
A. A graduated cylinder.
Cleveland Indians @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

August 17, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Thierry Henry
Q: What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
A: Cheerios!
Cleveland Indians @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

August 16, 2015

Sunday
Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs?
A: A penny!
Seattle Mariners @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM
Happy Birthday Steve Carell

August 15, 2015

Saturday
Q. Why did the cow go to the gym?
A. He wanted to beef up.
Happy Birthday Ben Affleck

August 14, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Tim Tebow
Q. Why do surgeons wear masks?
A. So no one will recognize them when they make a mistake.
Seattle Mariners @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

August 13, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Alfred Hitchcock
Q. Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
A. Because it has 4 A's and one B!

August 12, 2015

Wednesday
Q. What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?
A. Bronto-snore-us!
Boston Red Sox @ Miami Marlins 4:10 PM
Happy Birthday Juliet O'Hara (Maggie Lawson)

August 8, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Roger Federer
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Boston Red Sox @ Detroit Tigers 7:08 PM
Please comment with any ideas for my next poll.

August 7, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Sidney Crosby
Q: What did the fishing pole say to the fish?
A Catch you later!
Boston Red Sox @ Detroit Tigers 7:08 PM
Poll Closed, Results:
In last place with 0% is One or Both of your Parents.
Tied for 3rd, with 6% each was, Your Spouse, One of your friends, Barack Obama, Me (Ben DiBello), and I don't slap people with fish.
Tied for 2nd was A sibling and All of the Above each one with 13%.
And tied for first, each with 20% was The top person on your hitlist and A fish
Please Comment with any ideas for the next poll.

August 6, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Andy Warhol
Q: What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?
A: A hoarse fly!
Boston Red Sox New York Yankees 7:05 PM

August 5, 2015

Wednesday
Q. What musical instrument goes good with cheese?
A. Picklelo.
Boston Red Sox @ New York Yankees 7:05 PM
Happy Birthday Neil Armstrong

August 4, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Louis Armstrong
Q. What's the biggest moth in the world?
A. A mammoth!  
Boston Red Sox @ New York Yankees 7:05 PM

August 3, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Tom Brady
Q: What is a cat's favorite breakfast?
A: Mice krispies!

August 2, 2015

Sunday 
Happy Birthday James Baldwin 
Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A. Big holes all over Australia!
Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM 

August 1, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Jerry Garcia
Q. What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
A. Elkaseltzer.
Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM

July 31, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday JK Rowling
Q. What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A. A civil serpent!
Tampa Bay Rays @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

July 30, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Henry Ford
Q. What is horse sense?
A. Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!
Chicago White Sox Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

July 29, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Josh Radnor
Q. Where do you take a sick bee?
A. The waspital.
Chicago White Sox @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

July 28, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Harry Kane
Q. What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?
A. A guardvark!
Chicago White Sox @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

July 27, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Alex Rodriguez
Q. Who is the wasps favorite pop group?
A. The bee gees!
Chicago White Sox @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

July 26, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Kevin Spacey
Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A. A shadow.
5 Days Left to Vote on Poll, VOTE NOW!!!
This Post is My 500th Post, YAY!!!!!!!

July 25, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Jack Gilford
Q: What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?
A: A centipede on its back!
Detroit Tigers @ Boston Red Sox 4:05 PM

July 24, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Amelia Earhart
Q. Why do dogs run in circles?
A. Because its hard to run in squares!
Detroit Tigers @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

July 23, 2015

Wednesday
Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot!
Boston Red Sox @ Houston Astros 8:10 PM
Happy Birthday Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe)

July 22, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday George Alexander Louis
Q. Why did the mouse eat a candle?
A. For some light refreshment!
Boston Red Sox @ Houston Astros 8:10 PM

July 21, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Robin Williams
Q. Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
A. Because the elephant isn't chicken!
Boston Red Sox @ Houston Astros 8:10 PM

July 20, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Pavel Datsyuk
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
Boston Red Sox @ Los Angeles Angels 5:05 PM
Only 11 Days Left to Vote on Poll (bottom of page) VOTE NOW!!!

July 19, 2015

Sunday
Q. What do you get when you throw one banana at two hungry apes?
A. A banana split!
Boston Red Sox @ Los Angeles Angels 8:05 PM
Happy Birthday Benedict Cumberbatch

July 18, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Nelson Mandela
Q: When is it really bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you're a mouse.
Boston Red Sox @ Los Angeles Angels 9:05 PM

July 17, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Donald Sutherland
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
There was some money in the kitty!
Boston Red Sox @ Los Angeles Angels 10:05 PM

July 16, 2015

Thursday
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
Happy Birthday Will Ferrell

July 15, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Adam Savage
Q: What goes around a haunted house and never stops?
A: A fence.

July 14, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Gerald Ford
Q. What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A. A striped sweater!

July 13, 2015

Monday
Q: Why was the ant so confused?
A: Because all his uncles were "ants"!
Happy Birthday Harrison Ford

July 12, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday James Rodriguez
Q: What's purple and 5,500.3 miles long?
A: The grape wall of China.
New York Yankees @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM

July 11, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday John Quincy Adams
Q. What would you get if twitter flew into the blender?
A. Shredded Tweet!
New York Yankees @ Boston Red Sox 7:15 PM
20 Days Left to Vote on Poll at the bottom of the page, VOTE NOW!

July 10, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Nikola Tesla
Q: What side of the dog has the most fur?
A: The Outside.
New York Yankees @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

July 9, 2015

Thursday
Q. What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A. The tiger lily!
Happy Birthday Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)  

July 8, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Jaden Smith and Kevin Bacon
Q. What job do rabbits at hotels have?
A. Bellhop.
Miami Marlins @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

July 7, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Ringo Starr
A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk said "I don't have a scent". Then the deer said "I don't have a buck" and so they had to put the meal on the duck's bill.
Miami Marlins @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

July 6, 2015

Monday ):
Q. Why do elephants do well in school?
A. Because they have a lot of grey matter!
Happy Birthday Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone)

July 5, 2015

Sunday (:
Happy Birthday James Lofton
Q. Where do crows go to get drink?
A. A crowbar!
Houston Astros @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM
USA vs Japan @ BC Place Stadium Vancouver Canada: 4:00 PM (Women's World Cup Finals)

July 4, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday George Steinbrenner
Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face?
A: Because it's the scenter.
Houston Astros @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM
Happy Fourth of July

July 3, 2015

Friday
Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
A: Spelling.
Houston Astros @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday Tom Cruise

July 2, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Thurgood Marshall
Q. Whats a frogs favorite game?
A. It's croak-et!
Boston Red Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays 7:07 PM

July 1, 2015

WedNesDay
Happy Canada Day!
Happy Birthday Princess Diana
Q. What do you call a 100 spiders on a tire?
A. A spinning wheel!
Boston Red Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays 1:07 PM
30 Days Left to Vote on Poll (bottom of page), VOTE NOW!

June 30, 2015

Tuesday  
Happy Birthday Michael Phelps  
Q. Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
A. He wanted her to hit the hay!
Boston Red Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays 7:07 PM
I think I'm going to start Vlogging (video blogging) if you have any questions you would like me to answer during a video or if you have any ideas on how to make my videos fun then please leave a comment below.

June 29, 2015

Monday ):
Happy Birthday Gary Busey
Q. Why did the song do well in school?
A. Because it took a lot of notes!
Boston Red Sox @ Toronto Blue Jays 7:07 PM

June 28, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday King Henry VIII [of England]
Q. How does an octopus go to war ?
A. Well-armed !
Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays 1:10 PM

June 27, 2015

Saturday
Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like?
A: A Bloodhound.
Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays 4:10 PM
Happy Birthday Spiderman (Peter Parker [Tobey Maguire])

June 26, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Derek Jeter
Q. Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?
A. When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.
Boston Red Sox @ Tampa Bay Rays 7:10 PM

June 25, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Ricky Gervais
Q. What kind of shirt do you wear when you are golfing?
A. A tee shirt!
Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM
Check out the online pool game at the bottom of any page, this replaced the very glitchy Kung-Fu game. If you want to play just click play as guest. Enjoy!

June 24, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Lionel Messi and Robert Downey Sr.
Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

June 23, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Zinedine Zidane
Q. Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?
A. Robert E Flea!
Baltimore Orioles @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

June 22, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Kurt Warner
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
A: Roost beef!

June 21, 2015

Sunday
Happy Father's Day
Q. What to you call a Russian flea?
A. A Moscow-ito!
Boston Red Sox @ Kansas City Royals 2:10 PM
Happy Birthday Starlord ( Peter Jason Quill [Chris Pratt])

June 20, 2015

Saturday☺
Happy Birthday Frank Lampard
Q. Which dog can tell time? 
A. A watchdog. 
Boston Red Sox @ Kansas City Royals 7:10 PM 
Check out my random doodles page that I added on the sidebar! 

June 19, 2015

Friday!!!
Q. What is dry on the outside, filled with water and can blows up buildings ?
A. A fish tank !
Boston Red Sox @ Kansas City Royals 8:10 PM
Happy Birthday Macklemore

June 18, 2015

Thursday
Q: What's every cat's favorite song?
A: Three Blind Mice!
Boston Red Sox @ Atlanta Braves 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday Paul McCartney

June 17, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Jake Goodman
Q: How do cats buy things?
A: From a cat-alogue!
Boston Red Sox @ Atlanta Braves 7:10 PM

June 16, 2015

Tuesday
Q. How do you make a rabbit fast?
A. Don't feed it.
Atlanta Braves @ Boston Red Sox 4:05 PM
Happy Birthday John Newman

June 15, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Brian Curley
Q. What disease do horses fear most?
A. Hay Fever!
Atlanta Braves @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Tampa Bay Lightning @ Chicago Blackhawks 8:00 PM

June 14, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Donald Trump
Happy Flag Day!
Q. What do cows usually fly around in?
A. Helicowpters and Bulloons.
Toronto Blue Jays @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM

June 13, 2015

Saturday
Q. What kind of snakes are good at math?
A. Adders!
Toronto Blue Jays @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM
Chicago Blackhawks @ Tampa Bay Lightning 8:00 PM
Check out new poll at the footer on any page: Who would you rather slap in the face with a fish?
Happy Birthday Captain America (Chris Evans)

June 12, 2015

Friday
Happy Birthday Anne Frank
Toronto Blue Jays @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

June 11, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Joe Montana
Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid kit!
Boston Red Sox @ Baltimore Orioles 7:05 PM
Please comment with any good poll ideas you have.

June 10, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Sasha Obama
Q. What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
A. Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!
Boston Red Sox @ Baltimore Orioles 7:05 PM
Tampa Bay Lightning @ Chicago Blackhawks 8:00 PM
Poll Ended - Which Would You Rather Be Eaten By? - Results:
In last with 5% a Tiger.
Next is a Goat with 8%.
In 5th, an Alligator with 11%.
In 4th, a Velociraptor with 14%.
In 3rd, a Teddy Bear with 17%.
In 2nd is an Oompa-Loompa with 20%.
Finally in 1st with 22%: Squirrel!!!
Please comment with any new poll ideas.

June 9, 2015

Tuesday
Q. What dog would you want on your American football team?
A. A golden receiver!
Boston Red Sox @ Baltimore Orioles 7:05 PM
Happy Birthday Johnny Depp

June 8, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Colin Baker
Q. How does a queen bee get around her hive?
A. She's throne!
Tampa Bay Lightning @ Chicago Blackhawks 8:00 PM
Poll Ends TOMORROW, Vote Now!!!

June 7, 2015

Sunday
Q. Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
A. He wanted rich milk!
Oakland Athletics @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM
Poll Ends in 2 Days - VOTE NOW!!!
Happy Birthday Liam Neeson

June 6, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Diego Velazquez
Q. What type of ant is the biggest?
A. An eleph-ant!
Chicago Blackhawks @ Tampa Bay Lightning 7:15 PM
Oakland Athletics @ Boston Red Sox 4:05 PM
Poll Ends in 3 Days, Vote Now!!! (bottom of page)

June 5, 2015

Friday
National Doughnut Day
Q. What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A. A yeaster bunny!
Oakland Athletics @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Poll Closes Tuesday at 3:22 PM, VOTE NOW! (bottom of page)
Happy Birthday Charlie Croker (Mark Wahlberg)

June 4, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Russell Brand
Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?
A: RUFF!
Minnesota Twins @ Boston Red Sox 4:05 PM

June 3, 2015

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Rafael Nadal
Q. What happened to the lost cattle?
A. Nobody's herd.
Chicago Blackhawks @ Tampa Bay Lightning 8:00 PM
Minnesota Twins @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM
6 days left to vote on poll, Vote Now! (bottom of page)

June 2, 2015

Tuesday 
Q. What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? 
A. A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk! 
Minnesota Twins @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM 
Happy Birthday Spock (Zachary Quinto) 

June 1, 2015

Monday
Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex
Minnesota Twins @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday Morgan Freeman

May 31, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Clint Eastwood
Q. What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
A. Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
Boston Red Sox @ Texas Rangers 3:05 PM
9 Days Left to Vote on Poll, (bottom of home page) VOTE NOW!!!

May 30, 2015

Saturday
Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A. It owns 4 rabbits' feet.
Boston Red Sox @ Texas Rangers 7:15 PM
Happy Birthday CeeLo Green

May 29, 2015

Friday!!!
Happy Birthday John F. Kennedy
Q. What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
A. Deviled eggs!
Boston Red Sox @ Texas Rangers 8:05 PM

May 28, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Michael Oher
Q. How did the cow's final exam turn out?
A. Grade A!
Boston Red Sox @ Texas Rangers 8:05 PM

May 27, 2015

Wednesday 
Q. What does a cow ride when his car is broken? 
A. A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle! 
Happy Birthday John R DiBello and Saruman (Count Dooku (Christopher Lee)) 

May 26, 2015

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Helena Bonham Carter
Q. What do mice do when they're at home ?
A. Mousework !
Boston Red Sox @ Minnesota Twins 8:10 PM

May 25, 2015

Monday ):
Happy Memorial Day
Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!
Boston Red Sox @ Minnesota Twins 2:10 PM
Happy Birthday Gandalf (Ian McKellen)

May 24, 2015

Sunday
Happy Birthday Queen Victoria
Q. What medicine would you give an ill ant?
A. Antibiotics!
Los Angeles Angels @ Boston Red Sox 1:35 PM

May 23, 2015

Saturday
Happy Birthday Drew Carey
Q: What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Los Angeles Angels @ Boston Red Sox 7:15 PM

May 22, 2015

Friday (:
Happy Birthday Julian Edelman
Q. How is cat food sold ?
A. Usually purr can !
Los Angeles Angels @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

May 21, 2015

Thursday
Happy Birthday Tom Daley
Q. What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?
A. A boar constrictor !
Texas Rangers @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

May 20, 2015

WedNesDay
Happy Birthday Mary Pope Osborne
Texas Rangers @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM

May 19, 2015

Tuesday
Q. How did the farmer find his lost cow?
A. He tractor down.
Texas Rangers @ Boston Red Sox 7:10 PM
Happy Birthday Sam Smith

May 18, 2015

Monday
Happy Birthday Pope John Paul II
Q. What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A. An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!