December 31, 2014

WedNesDay
New Years Eve
Q: When does New Year’s Day come before Christmas Day?
A: Every year!
Happy Birthday John Denver

December 30, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday LeBron James
Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A: I have no eye deer.
ONE DAY LEFT TO VOTE ON HOLIDAY POLL!!!!!
VOTE NOW!!!!

December 29, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Jude Law
Q: What is green and fuzzy, has four legs and will kill you if it drops from a tree?
A: A pool table.

December 28, 2014

Sunday
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?
A: On the world wide web.
Buffalo Bills @ New England Patriots 1:00 PM
Happy Birthday The Great Stan Lee


December 27, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Hayley Williams
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
Boston Bruins @ Columbus Blue Jackets

December 26, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Aaron Ramsey
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
 A: An Impasta
Check out my knew Kung-Fu Game at the Bottom of the Home page and
while you are there vot on my December Holiday poll it closes the 31st

December 25, 2014

Thursday
Happy Half-Birthday Carter Tracy
Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
 A: a wrapper!
Need some Christmas music to get your celebration started - Click on Santa Claus on the sidebar
6 Days left to vote on the December Holiday Poll
MERRY CHRISTMAS - It feels like Christmas


December 24, 2014

Wednesday
Christmas Eve
Happy Birthday Kevin Nigel Yon
Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A: A pineapple!
Track Santa During is Trip around the world at https://santatracker.google.com/#tracker
1 MORE DAY(or Sleep) UNTIL CHRISTMAS
See all the Muppet's Christmas Carol Songs at 

December 23, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday TJ Oshie
Q: What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
A: Sandy Claws.
Nashville Predators @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
2 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS (The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.)


December 22, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Meghan Trainor
Q: What do Santa’s elves drink?
A: Minnesoda.
3 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

December 21, 2014


 
Sunday
4th Sunday of Advent
Winter Solstice
Happy Birthday Mace Windu (Samuel L. Jackson)
Q. What does Santa like to do in the garden?
A. Hoe, hoe, hoe!
New England Patriots @ New York Jets 1:00 PM
Buffalo Sabres @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
Only 10 Days left to vote on my December Holiday Poll
on the bottom of the Home Page
4 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

December 20, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday David Wright
Q. What do you get if you cross a hairdresser, a storyteller and a young horse ?
A. A pony tail !
5 DAYS TIL' CHRISTMAS

December 19, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Nicholas DiBello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boston Bruins @ Winnipeg Jets 8:00 PM
Q. What do you get if you cross a compass and a shellfish ?
A. A guided mussel !

December 18, 2014

Thursday
Q. What do you get if you cross a bad tempered witch doctor, a fizzy drink and your dad ?
A. A bottle of pop !
300th POST YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Brad Pitt. . .
. . . and Steven Spielberg
 

December 17, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Pope Francis
Q. What do you get if you cross a pig and an emergency vehicle ?
A. A Hambulance !
The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies - Comes Out Today

December 16, 2014

Tuesday
Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.
Boston Bruins @ Nashville Predators 8:00 PM
Only 15 more days to vote on my December Holiday Poll on the bottom of the home page
A shout-out to my friends Cole and Evan who started a blog today you can check it out at http://coleandevan.blogspot.com/  or on the sidebar
and finally Happy Birthday Ludwig van Beethoven


December 15, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Trevor Doolan
Q. What do you call someone who makes half size models of fish ?
A. A scale modeler !

December 14, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Craig Biggio
Q. What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?
A. Something from another universe -ity !

December 13, 2014

Saturday
12/13/14
Q. What do you get if you cross a helicopter with a cornish pasty ?
A. Something pie in the sky !
Happy Birthday Taylor Swift

December 12, 2014

Friday
Q. Why did the hen cross the road ?
A. To prove she wasn't chicken !
Happy Birthday Frank Sinatra

December 11, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Annie Jump Cannon
Q: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?
A: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
Chicago Blackhawks @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

December 9, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Dick Butkus

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.

If anything, it made him more sluggish.


December 8, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Dwight Howard 
Q. What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball player?
A. A tall tale

December 7, 2014

Sunday
Pearl Harbor Day
Happy Birthday Larry Bird
Q. Why are basketball players messy eaters?
A. Because they are always dribbling!

December 4, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Jeff Bridges
Q. What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?
A. 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

December 3, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Ozzy Osbourne
Q. What do you get if you cross a flock of sheep and a radiator ?
A. Central bleating !

December 2, 2014

Tuesday
Q. What do you get if you cross a ice cream with a dog ?
A. Frost-bite !
Happy Birthday Aaron Rodgers

December 1, 2014

Monday ):
Happy Birthday Judith Jonk
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter ?
A. A lawn mooer !