October 31, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Matthew DiBello
Happy Halloween!
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
Last Day to Vote on Candy Poll

October 30, 2014

Thursday
Q. What do you call a pair of shoes made from banana skins ?
A. Slippers !
Happy Birthday Tory Belleci


October 29, 2014

WedNesDay
Happy Birthday Edwin Van der Sar
Q. What do you call a rocking chair fitted with wheels ?
A. A rock-and-roller !

October 28, 2014

Tuesday
Q. What do you call the song that monkeys and elephants sing at Christmas ?
A. Jungle Bells !
Happy Birthday Evan Antonakes
Happy Birthday Jonas Salk
Happy Birthday Bill Gates
Happy Birthday John J. DiBello
Happy Birthday Matt Smith

October 27, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Theodore Roosevelt
Q. What do you call a baby turkey ?
A. A goblet !

October 26, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Hillary Clinton
Q. What do you call the place where the police keep rhubarb thieves ?
A. Custardy !

October 25, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Katy Perry
Q. What do you call something that runs around your garden all day and never stops ?
A. The fence

October 24, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Aubrey Drake Grahm
Q. What do you call a snake that's good at maths ?
A. An adder !

October 23, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Martin Luther King III
Q. What do you call the highest form of animal life ?
A. The Giraffe !

October 21, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher)
Q. What do you call the dance that snowmen go to ?
A. The snowball !

October 20, 2014

Monday ):
Happy Birthday Snoop Dogg
Q. What do you call a robbery in China ?
A. A Chinese take away !


October 19, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Michael Gambon
Q. What do you call a cat that is always having accidents ?
A. A Catastrophe !

October 18, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Chuck Berry
Q. What do you call two elephants at the swimming pool ?
A. A pair of swimming trunks !
Boston Bruins @ Buffalo Sabers 7:00 PM

October 17, 2014

FRIDAY!
Happy Birthday Eminem
Q. What do you call a disguise worn by an Elk ?
A. A false moosetache !

October 16, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday John Mayer
Q. What do you call a man with a computer on his head ?
A. CD Ron !

October 15, 2014

WedNesDay
Happy Birthday Billy Unger
Q. What do you call a man who swings through the jungle backwards ?
A. Nazrat !

October 14, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Usher
Q. What do you call a woman who is crunchy and thin ?
A. Crisp-tine !

October 13, 2014

Monday
Columbus Day Holiday
Happy Birthday Paul Pierce
Q. What do you call a woman with a food mixer on her head ?
A. Belinda !

October 12, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Peeta Mellark (Josh Hutcherson)
Q. What do you call a failed lion tamer ?
A. Claude Bottom !

October 11, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Emily Deschanel
Q. Why did the girl have a horse on her head ?
A. Because she wanted a pony tail !

October 10, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Brett Farve
Q. What do you call a man with a karaoke machine ?
A. Mike !

October 9, 2014

Thursday
Q. What do you call a woman who throws her bills on the fire ?
A. Bernadette !
Boston Bruins @ Detroit Red Wings 7:30PM
Happy Birthday John Lennon

October 7, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Vladimir Putin
Q. What do you call a man with seagulls on his head ?
A. Cliff !

October 6, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Nail Yakupov
Q. What do you call a man with a sack full of stolen goods over his shoulder ?
A. Robin !

October 5, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Nick Robinson
Q. What do you call a Roman emperor with flu ?
A. Julius Sneezer !

October 4, 2014

Saturday
Q. What do you call a woman that people sit on ?
A. Cher !
Happy Birthday Patrick Star (Bill Fagerbakke)

October 1, 2014

Wednesday
Q. What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?
A. Petal !
Happy Birthday Dumbledore (Richard Harris)