September 29, 2014

Monday ):
Happy National Coffee Day
Free Coffee at:
        -Dunkin' Donuts
        -McDonalds
        -Krispy Kreme
        - Chick-fil-A
Happy Birthday Kevin Durant
Q. What do you call a man with a collection of fish photographs ?
A. The Prints of Whales !

September 28, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Ed Sullivan
Q. What do you call a deaf monster ?
A. Whatever you like - he can't hear you !

September 27, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Google
Thank You Google for Blogger!
Q. What do you call a rodent's carpet ?
A. A mouse mat !

September 26, 2014

Friday!
Happy Birthday James Caviezel
Q. What do you call a mummy that washes up ?
A. Pharaoh Liquid !

September 25, 2014

Thursday
Q. What do you call medicine for horses ?
A. Cough Stirrup !
Happy Birthday Will Smith

September 24, 2014

WedNesDay
Q. What do you call a man with a pig on his head ?
A. Hamlet !
Happy Birthday Jim Henson


September 23, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Julio Iglesias
Q. What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?
A. Scott !

September 21, 2014

Sunday
International Day of Peace
Happy Birthday Stephen King
Q. What do you call a pretend railway ?
A. A play station !

September 20, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Phillip Phillips
Q. What do you call the largest computer you can buy ?
A. A Big Mac !

September 17, 2014

WedNesDay
Happy Birthday Hank Williams Sr.
Q. What do you call a woman with sandpaper on her head ?
A. Sandie !

September 16, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Flo Rida
Q. What do you call a woman with sandpaper on her head ?
A. Sandie !

September 14, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Danny Worsnop
Q. What do you call a man who steals cows ?
A. A beef burgler !
New England Patriots @ Minnesota Vikings 1:00 PM

September 11, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Harry Connick
Q. What do you call the coldest mammal in the World ?
A. The Blue Whale !

September 10, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Arnold Palmer
Q. What do you call a vampire Father Christmas ?
A. Sack-u-la !

September 9, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Leo Tolstoy
Q. What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?
A. Mack-u-la !

September 8, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Avicii
Q. What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?
A.  Jack-u-la !

September 5, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Edmund Pevensie (Skandar Keynes)
Q. What do you call a fish on the dining table ?
A. A Plaice Mat !

September 4, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Phill Lewis
Q. Why did the man with a pony tail go to see his doctor ?
A. He was a little hoarse !

September 3, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Charlie Sheen
Q. What do you call a man who wears tissue paper trousers ?
A. Russell !

September 2, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Keanu Reeves
Q. What do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?
A. Ed-Wood !

September 1, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Daniel Sturridge
Q. Do you have any invisible ink ?
A. Certainly sir. What color ?