April 30, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Willie Nelson
Q: Where do all the cool mice live?
A: In their mousepads 

April 29, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Jerry Seinfeld
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
A: A screensaver! 

April 28, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Juan Mata
Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse! 

April 27, 2014

Sunday!!!
Last Day of April Vacation ):
Happy Birthday Ulysses Grant
Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat?

April 25, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Al Pacino
Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it's Windows open!

April 23, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday William Shakespeare
Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!
100th Post Yay

April 22, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Earth Day
Happy Birthday Willie Roberston
Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data! 
Boston Bruins @ Detroit Red Wings 7:30 PM

April 21, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Queen Elizabeth
Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!

April 20, 2014

Sunday
Happy Easter
Happy Birthday Napoleon III
Q. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A.  A funny bunny!
Detroit Red Wings @ Boston Bruins 3:00 PM

April 19, 2014

Holy Saturday
Happy Birthday Joe Hart
Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

April 18, 2014

Good Friday
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?A: Spoiled milk
Detroit Red Wings @ Boston Bruins 7:30 PM
Happy Birthday David Tennant


April 17, 2014

Holy Thursday
Happy Birthday Sean Bean
Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
A: Build a sty-scraper!

April 16, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Pope Benedict XVI
Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!

April 14, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Leonardo Da Vinci
Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party?
A: Swimming trunks!
Monday
Happy Birthday Abigail Breslin
Q: Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?
A: Then why aren't you laughing

April 13, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Thomas Jefferson
Q: What has two hands, a round face, always runs, but stays in place?
A: A clock!
Boston Bruins @ New Jersey Devils 3:00 PM
In 16 year on this day it is predicted that a 25 million ton asteroid called 99942 Apophis is will hit the earth. This is not a fact, but it is a prediction, there is a .3% chance that it will actually hit earth. If it did hit though, it would hit with a force of 65,000 Hiroshima atomic bombs and could cause an 800-foot tsunami and just if it sounded like it couldn't get any worse : April 13th 2029 is a Friday the 13th.  Good Luck Scientists.

April 12, 2014

SATURDAY
Happy Birthday David Letterman
Q: How many books can you put into an empty backpack?
A: One! After that it's not empty.
Buffalo Sabers @ Boston Bruins 12:30 PM

April 10, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Shay Mitchell
Q: Where does success come before work?
A: In the dictionary!
Boston Bruins @ Winnipeg Jets 8:00 PM

April 9, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Jesse McCartney
Q: What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office!

April 8, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday John Schneider
Q: What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
A: A hole!
Boston Bruins @ Minnesota Wild 8:00 PM

April 7, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Jackie Chan
Q: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A: A penny!

April 6, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Spencer and Peyton List
Q: What goes up, but never comes down?
A: Your age!

April 5, 2014

SATURDAY
Happy Birthday Pharrell Williams
Q: What is the center of gravity?
A: The letter V!

April 4, 2014

FRIDAY (:
Happy Birthday Austin Mahone
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet?
A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Captain America The Winter Soldier Comes out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SlILk2WMTI

April 3, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Cobie Smulders
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it's over your head! 

Boston Bruins @ Toronto Maple Leafs 7:30 PM

April 2, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Hans Christian Andersen
Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: A Bed 
Boston Bruins @ Detroit Red Wings 8:00 PM

April 1, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Matt Lanter
April Fools Joke One Day View, You missed it