March 31, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday William Daniels
Q: What did you learn in school today?
A: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow! 

March 30, 2014

Sunday
Boston Bruins @ Philadelphia Flyers 12:30 PM
Happy Birthday Vincent van Gogh and Batman
Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!

March 29, 2014

Weekend
Boston Bruins @ Washington Capitals 12:30 PM
Happy Birthday Lucy Lawless
Q: What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A: A minnie van!

March 28, 2014

FRIDAY
Happy Birthday Lady Gaga
Q: Why do eskimos do their laundry in Tide?
A: Because it's too cold out-tide! 

March 27, 2014

THURSDAY
Happy Birthday Manuel Neuer
Chicago Blackhawks @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
Q: What makes the calendar seem so popular?
A: Because it has a lot of dates!

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March 26, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Steven Tyler
Q: We're you long in the hospital?
A: No, I was the same size I am now! 

March 25, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Big Sean
Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
A: Lonely 

March 24, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Peyton Manning
Montreal Canadians @ Boston Bruins 7:30 PM
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me and we will go places! 

March 23, 2014

SUNDAY
Happy Birthday Russell Howard
Q: What is it that even the most careful person overlooks?
A: Her nose!

March 22, 2014

WEEKEND
Boston Bruins @ Phoenix Coyotes 9:00PM
Happy Birthday Agnes Martin
Q: Which hand is it better to write with?
A: Neither, it's best to write with a pen!

March 21, 2014

Friday (YAY!!!!)
Boston Bruins @ Colorado Avalanche 9:00 PM
Happy Birthday Adrian Peterson
Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?
A: Write on! 

March 20, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Fernando Torres
Q. What goes up and down, but does not move?
A. Stairs

March 19, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Bruce Willis
Q: Why did the man run around his bed?
A: To catch up on his sleep! 

New Poll Bottom of Home Page

March 18, 2014

Tuesday
Boston Bruins @ New Jersey Devils 7:00 PM
Happy Birthday Zdeno Chara
Q: Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank?
A: He wanted to make a clean get away! 

March 17, 2014

Monday ):
Saint Patricks Day
Happy Birthday Kurt Russel
Minnesota Wild @ Boston Bruins 7:30 PM
Q: How do you cure a headache?
A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear
Please comment requests for another poll to replace the superhero poll

March 16, 2014

SUNDAY
Happy Birthday James Madison
Q: Why don't traffic lights ever go swimming?
A: Because they take too long to change!

March 15, 2014

Saturday
Carolina Hurricanes @ Boston Bruins 1:00 PM
Happy Birthday Will I Am
Q: What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
A: Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

March 14, 2014

Friday
Happy Pi Day
Happy Birthday Albert Einstein
What is 8 times pi
Octopi

March 13, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Lonnie Lynn
Phoenix Coyotes @ Boston Bruins 7:00PM
Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
A: Someday my prints will come! 

March 12, 2014

WedNesDay
Happy Birthday Mit Romney
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!

March 11, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Johnny Knoxville
Q: Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
A: They had just finished a March of 31 days. 

March 10, 2014

Monday ):
Happy Birthday CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves
Final Results for Superhero Poll
Tied at third Thor and Captain America each with 14%
In Second is Superman with 28%
And in First with 42% is Batman

March 9, 2014

WEEKEND
Boston Bruins @ Florida Panthers 5:00PM
Happy Birthday Shad Gregory Moss (Bow Wow)
Chuck Norris CAN Believe It's not Butter
SUPER HERO POLL CLOSES 11:01AM TODAY
VOTE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (poll at the very bottom of homepage)

March 8, 2014

WEEKEND
Boston Bruins @ Tampa Bay Lightning 7:00 PM
Happy International Women's Day
Happy Birthday Boris Kodjoe
Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? 
A: Because he was sitting on the deck! 
VOTE ON SUPERHERO POLL
THE POLL CLOSES VERY SOON

March 7, 2014

Friday 
Happy National Cereal Day (yum)
Happy Birthday Willard Scott
A customer in a restaurant ordered a bowl of soggy
  cereal and warm milk.
       The stunned waiter said "Sir! We cannot serve such   
  an awful breakfast to you here!"
       Why not? the customer said. That's what you served
  me yesterday!

March 6, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Michelangelo
Washington Capitals @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. 

March 5, 2014

Ash Wednesday
Happy Birthday Eva Mendes
Q: Did you hear about the robbery last night?
A: Two clothes pins held up a pair of pants! 

March 4, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Patrick Moore
Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights! 

March 3, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Justin Gabriel
Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I'm coming down with something!

March 2, 2014

WEEKEND 
Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss
Q: What do you call a man out standing in the rain?
A: Outstanding
(Samuel Paek)

March 1, 2014

Weekend (yay)
Happy Birthday Justin Bieber
Washington Capitals @ Boston Bruins 1:00pm

Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?


A: Nothing. It just waved

Do you sea what I did there?
I'm shore you did.
(Samuel Paek)