February 28, 2014

FRIDAY (YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Knock Knock!
 Who's there?
 Lettuce. 
Lettuce who? 
Lettuce in, it's freezing outside (Judith Jonk)
Happy Birthday to the greatest mom ever: Lisa DiBello

February 27, 2014

Thursday (:
Happy Birthday Elizabeth Taylor and John Steinbeck
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept! 

February 26, 2014

Wednesday
Boston Bruins @ Buffalo Saberes 7:30 PM
Happy Birthday Johnny Cash
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll meet you at the corner. 


February 25, 2014

Tuesday
Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they are two-tired! 


I got My Mind Set on You
Happy Birthday George Harrison


February 24, 2014

Happy Birthday Steve Jobs

What kind of apple has a bad temper?
A crab apple!

February 14, 2014

Friday
Valentines Day
Happy Birthday Anthony Faytol
Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up!

February 13, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Randy Moss
Q: Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
A: It always went back four seconds.

February 12, 2014

WedNesDay
Happy Birthday Abraham Lincoln
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed. 

February 11, 2014

tuesday ):
Happy Birthday Parker Breen and Miss Couto
Teacher: "Craig, you know you can't sleep in my class."
Craig: "I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could."


February 10, 2014

monday   ):
Happy Birthday Justin Foye
Q.  Who invented fraction?
A.  Henry the 4th  (or 1/4)

February 7, 2014

FRIDAY!!!!!
Happy Birthday Steve Nash
Q.  Why are leopards bad at hide-and-seek?
A.  Because they are always spotted

February 6, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Babe Ruth and Ronald Reagan
Q: What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer?
A: Ghoul keeper. 

February 5, 2014

Hump-Day
Happy Birthday Cristiano Ronaldo
Q: What tea do footballers drink?
A. PenalTea!

February 4, 2014

tuesday ):
Happy Birthday Rossa Parks
Q.  Who stole the soap?
A.The robber ducky

February 3, 2014

monday):
Happy Birthday Sean Kingston
Q.  How do football players stay cool?
A.  They stay close to the fans

February 2, 2014

Super Bowl Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Groundhog Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Valery Giscard d’Estaing and Vernon B. Taylor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Denver Broncos vs. Seattle Seahawks 6:30 PM @ MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford, New Jersey!!!





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February 1, 2014