November 30, 2014

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a bottle of whisky ?
A.  Trunk and disorderly !
Happy Birthday Ben Stiller

November 26, 2014

Happy Birthday Danny Welbeck
Q. What do you call a man that drills holes in teapots ?
A. A potholer !

November 24, 2014

Happy Birthday Jimmy Graham
Q. What do you call a bee that is always complaining ?
A. A grumble bee !

November 22, 2014

Q. Why did the clock get sick ?
A. It was run down !
Happy Birthday The Hulk (Mark Ruffalo) and Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson)

November 21, 2014

Happy Birthday Jena Malone
Mocking Jay Part 1 has come out!
Q. What do you get if you cross a bear with a freezer ?
A. a teddy brrrrr !

November 20, 2014

Happy Birthday Joe Biden
Q. What do you get if you cross a flock of sheep and a radiator ?
A. Central bleating !

November 19, 2014

Happy Birthday Patrick Kane
Q. What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman ?
A. A brush with the law !

November 18, 2014

Happy Birthday David Ortiz
Q. What do you call a weekly television program about people getting washed ?
A. A soap opera !

November 17, 2014

Happy Birthday Danny DeVito
Q. What do you call a man with two left feet ?
A. Whatever you like - if he tries to catch you he'll just run round in circles !

November 16, 2014

Happy Birthday Shigeru Miyamoto
Q. What do you call a person who shouts all the way through a football match ?
A. A foot bawler !

November 15, 2014

Happy Birthday Russel Tyrone Jones
Q. What do you call a bull you can put in the washing machine ?
A. Washable !

November 14, 2014

Happy Birthday Charles, Prince of Wales
Q. Why did the man with a pony tail go to see his doctor ?
A. He was a little hoarse !

November 13, 2014

Happy Birthday Cole Schildkraut
Q: Why don't cats like online shopping?
A: They prefer a cat-alogue.

November 12, 2014

Happy Birthday Catwoman (Anne Hathaway)
Q. Can a cat play patty-cake?
A. Pawsibly!

November 8, 2014

Happy Birthday Gordon Ramsay
Q. What do you call a holiday that rabbits go on when they first get married ?
A. Bunnymoon!

November 7, 2014

Happy Birthday Billy Graham
Q. What do you call a ghost's songbook ?
A. Sheet music !

November 6, 2014

MJ (Mary Jane(Emma Stone)
Q. What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
A. It gets toad away.

November 5, 2014

Happy Birthday Virat Kohli
Q. What do you call the longest night of the year ?
A. A fortnight !

November 4, 2014

Q. What do you call a fish that's eaten 24 carrots ?
A. A gold fish !
Happy Birthday The Karate Kid (Ralph Macchio)

November 3, 2014

Happy Birthday Colin Kaepernick
Q. What do you say to an angry monster ?
A. No need to bite my head off !

November 2, 2014

Happy Birthday Marie Antoinette ("Let them eat Cake")
Q. What do you call a cat that's eaten a lemon ?
A. A sourpuss !

November 1, 2014

Happy Birthday Coco Crisp
Q. What do you call first aid for an injured lemon ?
A. Lemonade !
Halloween Candy Poll Closed
Tied for Last with 0% Candy Corn, Kit Kats, Skittles, Butterfingers, Twizzlers, M&M's, Life Savers, Tootsie Rolls, Snickers, Other and All of the Above
In second with 20% Hershey Bars and Nerds
And in First Reese Peanut Butter Cups with 60%
Thank You to all who voted, please comment with suggestions for a new poll