July 31, 2014

Happy Birthday J. K. Rowling
Q. What do you call a happy cowboy?
A. A jolly rancher!

July 30, 2014

Happy Birthday Arnold Schwarzenegger
Why did the farmer ride his horse into town?
Because it was to heavy to carry!

July 28, 2014

Happy Birthday Spencer Boldman
Q. What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A. Sue

July 27, 2014

Happy Birthday Alex Rodriguez
Q: Patient: Doctor, sometimes I feel like I'm invisible.
A: Doctor: Who said that? 

July 26, 2014

Happy Birthday Mick Jagger
Q: Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling all stuffed up!

July 25, 2014

Happy Birthday Conor Kennedy
Q: What did the judge say to the dentist? 
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth? 

July 24, 2014

Happy Birthday Amelia Earhart
Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?
A: With cabbage patches!

July 23, 2014

Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A: A palm tree!
Happy Birthday Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe)

July 22, 2014

Happy Birthday George Louis
Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling green!

July 21, 2014

Happy Birthday Robin Williams
Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: It's been nice gnawing you

July 20, 2014

Happy Birthday Ray Allen
Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party?
A: Swimming trunks!

July 19, 2014

Q: What happens when the fog disperses in California?
Happy Birthday Benedict Cumberbatch

July 18, 2014

Happy Birthday Nelson Mandela
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!

July 17, 2014

Happy Birthday John Bridger (Donald Sutherland)
Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye!

July 16, 2014

Q: What bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow!
On this date 69 years ago just southeast of Socorro, New Mexico, was the first successful test of the Nuclear Bomb.
Happy Birthday Will Ferrell

July 15, 2014

Happy Birthday Gabriel Iglesias
Q: What did the tornado say to the sports car?
A: Want to go for a spin!

July 14, 2014

Happy Birthday Gerald Ford
Q: What do you call an attractive volcano?
A: Lava-ble!

July 13, 2014

Happy Birthday Indiana Jones (Han Solo (Harrison Ford))
Q: What type of songs do the planets sing?
A: Nep-tunes!
World Cup Final: Germany vs. Argentina 3:00 PM

July 12, 2014

Happy Birthday Bill Cosby
Q: When is the moon the heaviest?
A: When it's full!
Brazil vs. Netherlands 4:00 PM

July 11, 2014

Happy Birthday Andre Johnson
Q: Where does seaweed go to look for a job?
A: The kelp wanted section.

July 10, 2014

Happy Birthday Carlon Jeffery
Q: What did the big flower say to the small flower?
A: What's up Bud.

July 9, 2014

Happy Birthday Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)
Q: What did Mars say to Saturn?
A: Give me a ring sometime.

July 8, 2014

Happy Birthday Jaden Smith
Q: What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A: A moo-sician

July 7, 2014

Q: What is the musical part of a snake?
A: The scales!
Happy Birthday Ringo Starr

July 6, 2014

Happy Birthday George W. Bush
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish!

July 5, 2014

Happy Birthday Jason Dolley
Q. What makes music on your head?
A. A head band!

July 4, 2014

Happy Independence Day
Happy Birthday Martha Kent (Eva Marie Saint)
Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776?
A: Indepen-dance!

July 3, 2014

Happy Birthday Sam Fitzpatrick
Q: Why are rabbits so lucky?
A: They have four rabbit's feet?

July 2, 2014

Happy Birthday Peter Kay
Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon!

July 1, 2014

Happy Birthday Raini Rodriguez
Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop!