May 30, 2014

Happy Birthday Jake Short
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!

May 29, 2014

Happy Birthday John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Q. Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A. He wanted to get Bacon
(Ben Gibbs)

May 28, 2014

Happy Birthday Cameron Boyce
Q: Why do seagulls like to live by the sea?
A: Because if they lived by the bay they would be bagels!

May 27, 2014

Happy Birthday Charley Abuza and John R. DiBello
Q: What bird is always depressed?
A: The blue jay

May 23, 2014

Happy Birthday Drew Carey
Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: Oh no! I have the people-pox!

May 22, 2014

Happy Birthday Ginnifer Goodwin
Q: What do you call a funny chicken?
A: A comedi-hen

May 21, 2014

Happy Birthday Mary Anning
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!

May 20, 2014

Happy Birthday James Stewart
Q: Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A: Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over!

May 19, 2014

May 16, 2014

Happy Birthday Joseph Morgan
Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!

May 15, 2014

Happy Birthday Ray Lewis
Q: When does a teacher carry birdseed?
A: When there is a parrot-teacher conference!
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May 14, 2014

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!
Montreal Canadians @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
Happy 70th Birthday George Lucas

May 13, 2014

Happy Birthday Stevie Wonder
Q. What kind of car does a mermaid drive?
A. A Mer-cedes
(Ben Gibbs)
Stanley Cup Poll Closed
With the Washington Capitals, the San Jose Sharks, the Carolina Hurricanes and the Vancouver Canucks in Last (8th) with 11% each
The Tampa Bay Lighting, the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Saint Louis Blues in 7th with 14% each
And the Colorado Avalanche, the Montreal Canadians and the Calgary Flames in 6th with 17% each
And with the New York Rangers and the Minnesota Wild tied for 5th each with 20%
And the Los Angles Kings in 4th with 23%
And the Pittsburg Penguins in 3rd with 26%
And in 2nd the Chicago Blackhawks with 32%
And in 1st with 73% the BOSTON BRUINS!!!

May 12, 2014

Happy Birthday Dorothy Hodgkin
Q: What state has a lot of cats and dogs?
A: Petsylvania
Boston Bruins @ Montreal Canadians 7:30 PM

May 11, 2014

Happy Mothers Day
Happy Birthday Cam Newton
Q: What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid Kit.

May 10, 2014

Happy Birthday Bono
Q. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
A. Ten-tickles
(Ben Gibbs)
And thank you Ben Gibbs for getting my 2000th Pageview
Montreal Canadians @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

May 9, 2014

Friday (:
Q: What song does a cat like best?
A: Three Blind Mice.
Happy Birthday Billy Joel

May 8, 2014

Happy Birthday Gary Glitter
Q: Why are cats good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!
Last day to vote on Stanley Cup Poll
Please comment on suggestions for a new sidebar poll.

May 7, 2014

Happy Birthday Samuel Paek
Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
A: Purrr-ple

May 6, 2014

Happy Birthday George Clooney
Boston Bruins @ Montreal Canadians 7:00 PM
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll
Speaking of Poll's, the Stanley Cup Poll closes in TWO days!
Vote Now!!!!!

May 5, 2014

Happy Cinco de Mayo
Happy Birthday Chris Brown
Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they're always stuffed!
Fear Poll is closed With
Tigers, Tigger and Bears tied for 4th with 7%
Lions in 3rd with 14%
Unicorns in 2nd With 28% and
In 1st Whales with 35%
Please comment ideas for a new poll on this post.
Also only 3 days left to vote on Stanley Cup Poll!

May 2, 2014

Happy Birthday David Beckham
Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Tank----Tank Who?
A: You're welcome! 

May 1, 2014

Happy Birthday Wes Welker
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
A: Tons of memory! 

Montreal Canadians @ Boston Bruins 7:30 PM