February 28, 2014

Knock Knock!
 Who's there?
Lettuce who? 
Lettuce in, it's freezing outside (Judith Jonk)
Happy Birthday to the greatest mom ever: Lisa DiBello

February 27, 2014

Thursday (:
Happy Birthday Elizabeth Taylor and John Steinbeck
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept! 

February 26, 2014

Boston Bruins @ Buffalo Saberes 7:30 PM
Happy Birthday Johnny Cash
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll meet you at the corner. 

February 25, 2014

Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they are two-tired! 

I got My Mind Set on You
Happy Birthday George Harrison

February 24, 2014

Happy Birthday Steve Jobs

What kind of apple has a bad temper?
A crab apple!

February 14, 2014

Valentines Day
Happy Birthday Anthony Faytol
Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up!

February 13, 2014

Happy Birthday Randy Moss
Q: Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
A: It always went back four seconds.

February 12, 2014

Happy Birthday Abraham Lincoln
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed. 

February 11, 2014

tuesday ):
Happy Birthday Parker Breen and Miss Couto
Teacher: "Craig, you know you can't sleep in my class."
Craig: "I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could."

February 10, 2014

monday   ):
Happy Birthday Justin Foye
Q.  Who invented fraction?
A.  Henry the 4th  (or 1/4)

February 7, 2014

Happy Birthday Steve Nash
Q.  Why are leopards bad at hide-and-seek?
A.  Because they are always spotted

February 6, 2014

Happy Birthday Babe Ruth and Ronald Reagan
Q: What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer?
A: Ghoul keeper. 

February 5, 2014

Happy Birthday Cristiano Ronaldo
Q: What tea do footballers drink?
A. PenalTea!

February 4, 2014

tuesday ):
Happy Birthday Rossa Parks
Q.  Who stole the soap?
A.The robber ducky

February 3, 2014

Happy Birthday Sean Kingston
Q.  How do football players stay cool?
A.  They stay close to the fans

February 2, 2014

Super Bowl Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Groundhog Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Valery Giscard d’Estaing and Vernon B. Taylor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Denver Broncos vs. Seattle Seahawks 6:30 PM @ MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford, New Jersey!!!


February 1, 2014