January 31, 2014

Happy Friday
Happy Birthday Tyler Seguin
Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that..

January 30, 2014

January 29, 2014

Happy Birthday Justin Vogt
Q.Why didn't the farmer leave his cows out in the pasture over night ?
A. Because they would get pasturerized

January 28, 2014

Tuesday (frowny-face) 
Happy Birthday Anthony Hamilton
Q: Knock, knock----Who's there?----Nobel----Nobel who?
A: No bell, that's why I knocked

January 27, 2014

Happy Birthday Wolfgang Mozart and Lewis Carrol
Q.  What came after the dinosaur?
A. Its tail

January 24, 2014

FRIDAY   )+(: 
Happy Birthday Neil Diamond
Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A: Stop going in circles and get to the point! 

January 23, 2014

Happy Birthday Richard Dean Anderson
Q: What washes up on very small beaches?
A: Microwaves! 

January 22, 2014

HUMP-DAY (yeah)
Happy Birthday Ray Rice
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature!

January 20, 2014

Happy Birthday Tom Baker
Q.    Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A.    Because he wanted his quarter back

January 19, 2014

SUNDAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Logan Lerman
Q.   What is a pretzels favorite dance?
A.   The twist
Boston Bruins vs Chicago Blackhawk 12:30pm
New England Patriots vs Denver Broncos 3:00pm

January 18, 2014

WEEKEND YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Jane Horrocks
Q.  Where did the music leave his keys?
A.  In the piano

January 17, 2014

Happy Birthday Stephen Moore and Darth Vader
Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
Because she's always runing away from the ball

January 16, 2014

Happy Birthday Joe Flaco
Q.  What kind of music are balloons scared of?
A.  Pop Music

January 15, 2014

Happy Birthday Marie Faytol
Q.  Why couldn't the athlete listen to his music?
A.  Because he broke the record.

January 14, 2014

Tuesday ):
Happy Birthday Dave Lowry
Q: Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
A: They kept saying Bach, Bach! 

January 13, 2014

Monday ):
Happy Birthday Orlando Bloom

Q:  What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
A:  An udder failure. 

January 12, 2014

Still The Weekend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Howard Stern
Q.  Why do French people like to eat snails?
A.  Because they don't like fast food

January 11, 2014

January 10, 2014

Happy Birthday Travis Davis
Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: Don't worry Ive got you covered!

January 9, 2014

Happy Birthday Jack Campbell
Q.  How did the barber win the race?
A.  He knew a short cut

January 8, 2014

Happy Birthday Elvis Presley
Q.  How do you raise a baby elephant?
A.  With a fork lift!

January 7, 2014

Tuesday ):
Happy Birthday Nicolas Cage
Q: What's the best thing to put into a cake?
A: Your teeth! 

Boston Bruins @ Anaheim Ducks 10:00pm

January 6, 2014

Happy Birthday Danny Thomas
Q.  Why do bees have sticky hair?
A.  Because they use honey combs.

January 5, 2014

Weekend YAY!!!!
Happy Birthday Anthony Stewart
Q.  What did one math book say to the other?
A.  Boy,do we have problems.

January 4, 2014

Weekend, YAY!!!!!!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Winnepeg Jets @ Boston Bruins 1pm
Happy Birthday Don Shula

January 3, 2014

Happy Birthday Eli Manning
A Cable TV Instauler walks into a bar and orders a beer. The Bartender says "You will be served sometime between 7am and 2pm.

January 2, 2014

The Past, The Present and The Future walk into a bar. Then things get tense.