Happy Birthday Aaron Ramsey
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Check out my knew Kung-Fu Game at the Bottom of the Home page and
while you are there vot on my December Holiday poll it closes the 31st
Happy Half-Birthday Carter Tracy
Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: a wrapper!
Need some Christmas music to get your celebration started - Click on Santa Claus on the sidebar
6 Days left to vote on the December Holiday Poll
MERRY CHRISTMAS - It feels like Christmas
Happy Birthday Kevin Nigel Yon
Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A: A pineapple!
Track Santa During is Trip around the world at https://santatracker.google.com/#tracker
1 MORE DAY(or Sleep) UNTIL CHRISTMAS
Happy Birthday TJ Oshie
Q: What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
A: Sandy Claws.
Nashville Predators @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
2 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS (The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.)
4th Sunday of Advent
Winter Solstice Happy Birthday Mace Windu (Samuel L. Jackson)
Q. What does Santa like to do in the garden?
A. Hoe, hoe, hoe!
New England Patriots @ New York Jets 1:00 PM
Buffalo Sabres @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
Only 10 Days left to vote on my December Holiday Poll
on the bottom of the Home Page
Q. What do you get if you cross a bad tempered witch doctor, a fizzy drink and your dad ?
A. A bottle of pop !
300th POST YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Brad Pitt. . .
Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.
Boston Bruins @ Nashville Predators 8:00 PM
Only 15 more days to vote on my December Holiday Poll on the bottom of the home page
A shout-out to my friends Cole and Evan who started a blog today you can check it out at http://coleandevan.blogspot.com/ or on the sidebar
and finally Happy Birthday Ludwig van Beethoven
Happy Birthday Annie Jump Cannon
Q: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?
A: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
Chicago Blackhawks @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
Happy Birthday Coco Crisp
Q. What do you call first aid for an injured lemon ?
A. Lemonade !
Halloween Candy Poll Closed
Tied for Last with 0% Candy Corn, Kit Kats, Skittles, Butterfingers, Twizzlers, M&M's, Life Savers, Tootsie Rolls, Snickers, Other and All of the Above
In second with 20% Hershey Bars and Nerds
And in First Reese Peanut Butter Cups with 60%
Thank You to all who voted, please comment with suggestions for a new poll
Happy Birthday Matthew DiBello
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
Last Day to Vote on Candy Poll
Q. What do you call the song that monkeys and elephants sing at Christmas ?
A. Jungle Bells !
Happy Birthday Evan Antonakes
Happy Birthday Jonas Salk
Happy Birthday Bill Gates
Happy Birthday John J. DiBello
Happy Birthday Matt Smith
Happy National Coffee Day
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Happy Birthday Kevin Durant
Q. What do you call a man with a collection of fish photographs ?
A. The Prints of Whales !
Happy Birthday Usain Bolt
How did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony !
Summer Activity Poll Closed
In last place with 0% is Running, Boating, Relaxing and Water Skiing.
Tied for 3rd place each with 7% is Surfing, Swimming and Sand Castling.
With 14% in 2nd place: Baseballing, Hang Gliding and Beach Balling.
And finally in 1st place with 35%: Biking!
Please comment for poll suggestion if you have an idea.
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
Los Angles Kings @ New York Rangers 8:00 PM
Happy Birthday Johnny Depp
Happy Birthday Stevie Wonder
Q. What kind of car does a mermaid drive?
A. A Mer-cedes
Stanley Cup Poll Closed
With the Washington Capitals, the San Jose Sharks, the Carolina Hurricanes and the Vancouver Canucks in Last (8th) with 11% each
The Tampa Bay Lighting, the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Saint Louis Blues in 7th with 14% each
And the Colorado Avalanche, the Montreal Canadians and the Calgary Flames in 6th with 17% each
And with the New York Rangers and the Minnesota Wild tied for 5th each with 20%
And the Los Angles Kings in 4th with 23%
And the Pittsburg Penguins in 3rd with 26%
And in 2nd the Chicago Blackhawks with 32%
And in 1st with 73% the BOSTON BRUINS!!!
Happy Birthday Bono
Q. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
And thank you Ben Gibbs for getting my 2000th Pageview
Montreal Canadians @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
Happy Birthday George Clooney
Boston Bruins @ Montreal Canadians 7:00 PM
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll
Speaking of Poll's, the Stanley Cup Poll closes in TWO days!
Happy Cinco de Mayo
Happy Birthday Chris Brown
Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they're always stuffed!
Fear Poll is closed With
Tigers, Tigger and Bears tied for 4th with 7%
Lions in 3rd with 14%
Unicorns in 2nd With 28% and
In 1st Whales with 35%
Please comment ideas for a new poll on this post.
Also only 3 days left to vote on Stanley Cup Poll!
Happy Birthday Thomas Jefferson
Q: What has two hands, a round face, always runs, but stays in place?
A: A clock!
Boston Bruins @ New Jersey Devils 3:00 PM
In 16 year on this day it is predicted that a 25 million ton asteroid called 99942 Apophis is will hit the earth. This is not a fact, but it is a prediction, there is a .3% chance that it will actually hit earth. If it did hit though, it would hit with a force of 65,000 Hiroshima atomic bombs and could cause an 800-foot tsunami and just if it sounded like it couldn't get any worse : April 13th 2029 is a Friday the 13th. Good Luck Scientists.