December 31, 2014

WedNesDay
New Years Eve
Q: When does New Year’s Day come before Christmas Day?
A: Every year!
Happy Birthday John Denver

December 30, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday LeBron James
Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A: I have no eye deer.
ONE DAY LEFT TO VOTE ON HOLIDAY POLL!!!!!
VOTE NOW!!!!

December 29, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Jude Law
Q: What is green and fuzzy, has four legs and will kill you if it drops from a tree?
A: A pool table.

December 28, 2014

Sunday
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?
A: On the world wide web.
Buffalo Bills @ New England Patriots 1:00 PM
Happy Birthday The Great Stan Lee


December 27, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Hayley Williams
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
Boston Bruins @ Columbus Blue Jackets

December 26, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Aaron Ramsey
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
 A: An Impasta
Check out my knew Kung-Fu Game at the Bottom of the Home page and
while you are there vot on my December Holiday poll it closes the 31st

December 25, 2014

Thursday
Happy Half-Birthday Carter Tracy
Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
 A: a wrapper!
Need some Christmas music to get your celebration started - Click on Santa Claus on the sidebar
6 Days left to vote on the December Holiday Poll
MERRY CHRISTMAS - It feels like Christmas


December 24, 2014

Wednesday
Christmas Eve
Happy Birthday Kevin Nigel Yon
Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A: A pineapple!
Track Santa During is Trip around the world at https://santatracker.google.com/#tracker
1 MORE DAY(or Sleep) UNTIL CHRISTMAS
See all the Muppet's Christmas Carol Songs at 

December 23, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday TJ Oshie
Q: What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
A: Sandy Claws.
Nashville Predators @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
2 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS (The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.)


December 22, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Meghan Trainor
Q: What do Santa’s elves drink?
A: Minnesoda.
3 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

December 21, 2014


 
Sunday
4th Sunday of Advent
Winter Solstice
Happy Birthday Mace Windu (Samuel L. Jackson)
Q. What does Santa like to do in the garden?
A. Hoe, hoe, hoe!
New England Patriots @ New York Jets 1:00 PM
Buffalo Sabres @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
Only 10 Days left to vote on my December Holiday Poll
on the bottom of the Home Page
4 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

December 20, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday David Wright
Q. What do you get if you cross a hairdresser, a storyteller and a young horse ?
A. A pony tail !
5 DAYS TIL' CHRISTMAS

December 19, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Nicholas DiBello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boston Bruins @ Winnipeg Jets 8:00 PM
Q. What do you get if you cross a compass and a shellfish ?
A. A guided mussel !

December 18, 2014

Thursday
Q. What do you get if you cross a bad tempered witch doctor, a fizzy drink and your dad ?
A. A bottle of pop !
300th POST YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Brad Pitt. . .
. . . and Steven Spielberg
 

December 17, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Pope Francis
Q. What do you get if you cross a pig and an emergency vehicle ?
A. A Hambulance !
The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies - Comes Out Today

December 16, 2014

Tuesday
Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.
Boston Bruins @ Nashville Predators 8:00 PM
Only 15 more days to vote on my December Holiday Poll on the bottom of the home page
A shout-out to my friends Cole and Evan who started a blog today you can check it out at http://coleandevan.blogspot.com/  or on the sidebar
and finally Happy Birthday Ludwig van Beethoven


December 15, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Trevor Doolan
Q. What do you call someone who makes half size models of fish ?
A. A scale modeler !

December 14, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Craig Biggio
Q. What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?
A. Something from another universe -ity !

December 13, 2014

Saturday
12/13/14
Q. What do you get if you cross a helicopter with a cornish pasty ?
A. Something pie in the sky !
Happy Birthday Taylor Swift

December 12, 2014

Friday
Q. Why did the hen cross the road ?
A. To prove she wasn't chicken !
Happy Birthday Frank Sinatra

December 11, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Annie Jump Cannon
Q: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?
A: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
Chicago Blackhawks @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM

December 9, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Dick Butkus

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.

If anything, it made him more sluggish.


December 8, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Dwight Howard 
Q. What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball player?
A. A tall tale

December 7, 2014

Sunday
Pearl Harbor Day
Happy Birthday Larry Bird
Q. Why are basketball players messy eaters?
A. Because they are always dribbling!

December 4, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Jeff Bridges
Q. What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?
A. 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

December 3, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Ozzy Osbourne
Q. What do you get if you cross a flock of sheep and a radiator ?
A. Central bleating !

December 2, 2014

Tuesday
Q. What do you get if you cross a ice cream with a dog ?
A. Frost-bite !
Happy Birthday Aaron Rodgers

December 1, 2014

Monday ):
Happy Birthday Judith Jonk
Q. What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter ?
A. A lawn mooer !

November 30, 2014

Sunday
Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a bottle of whisky ?
A.  Trunk and disorderly !
Happy Birthday Ben Stiller

November 26, 2014

WedNesDay
Happy Birthday Danny Welbeck
Q. What do you call a man that drills holes in teapots ?
A. A potholer !

November 24, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Jimmy Graham
Q. What do you call a bee that is always complaining ?
A. A grumble bee !

November 22, 2014

Saturday
Q. Why did the clock get sick ?
A. It was run down !
Happy Birthday The Hulk (Mark Ruffalo) and Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson)
 

November 21, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Jena Malone
Mocking Jay Part 1 has come out!
Q. What do you get if you cross a bear with a freezer ?
A. a teddy brrrrr !

November 20, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Joe Biden
Q. What do you get if you cross a flock of sheep and a radiator ?
A. Central bleating !

November 19, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Patrick Kane
Q. What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman ?
A. A brush with the law !

November 18, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday David Ortiz
Q. What do you call a weekly television program about people getting washed ?
A. A soap opera !

November 17, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Danny DeVito
Q. What do you call a man with two left feet ?
A. Whatever you like - if he tries to catch you he'll just run round in circles !

November 16, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Shigeru Miyamoto
Q. What do you call a person who shouts all the way through a football match ?
A. A foot bawler !

November 15, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Russel Tyrone Jones
Q. What do you call a bull you can put in the washing machine ?
A. Washable !

November 14, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Charles, Prince of Wales
Q. Why did the man with a pony tail go to see his doctor ?
A. He was a little hoarse !

November 13, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Cole Schildkraut
Q: Why don't cats like online shopping?
A: They prefer a cat-alogue.

November 12, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Catwoman (Anne Hathaway)
Q. Can a cat play patty-cake?
A. Pawsibly!

November 8, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Gordon Ramsay
Q. What do you call a holiday that rabbits go on when they first get married ?
A. Bunnymoon!

November 7, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Billy Graham
Q. What do you call a ghost's songbook ?
A. Sheet music !

November 6, 2014

Thursday
MJ (Mary Jane(Emma Stone)
Q. What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
A. It gets toad away.

November 5, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Virat Kohli
Q. What do you call the longest night of the year ?
A. A fortnight !

November 4, 2014

Tuesday
Q. What do you call a fish that's eaten 24 carrots ?
A. A gold fish !
Happy Birthday The Karate Kid (Ralph Macchio)

November 3, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Colin Kaepernick
Q. What do you say to an angry monster ?
A. No need to bite my head off !

November 2, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Marie Antoinette ("Let them eat Cake")
Q. What do you call a cat that's eaten a lemon ?
A. A sourpuss !


November 1, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Coco Crisp
Q. What do you call first aid for an injured lemon ?
A. Lemonade !
Halloween Candy Poll Closed
Results:
Tied for Last with 0% Candy Corn, Kit Kats, Skittles, Butterfingers, Twizzlers, M&M's, Life Savers, Tootsie Rolls, Snickers, Other and All of the Above
In second with 20% Hershey Bars and Nerds
And in First Reese Peanut Butter Cups with 60%
Thank You to all who voted, please comment with suggestions for a new poll

October 31, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Matthew DiBello
Happy Halloween!
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
Last Day to Vote on Candy Poll

October 30, 2014

Thursday
Q. What do you call a pair of shoes made from banana skins ?
A. Slippers !
Happy Birthday Tory Belleci


October 29, 2014

WedNesDay
Happy Birthday Edwin Van der Sar
Q. What do you call a rocking chair fitted with wheels ?
A. A rock-and-roller !

October 28, 2014

Tuesday
Q. What do you call the song that monkeys and elephants sing at Christmas ?
A. Jungle Bells !
Happy Birthday Evan Antonakes
Happy Birthday Jonas Salk
Happy Birthday Bill Gates
Happy Birthday John J. DiBello
Happy Birthday Matt Smith

October 27, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Theodore Roosevelt
Q. What do you call a baby turkey ?
A. A goblet !

October 26, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Hillary Clinton
Q. What do you call the place where the police keep rhubarb thieves ?
A. Custardy !

October 25, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Katy Perry
Q. What do you call something that runs around your garden all day and never stops ?
A. The fence

October 24, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Aubrey Drake Grahm
Q. What do you call a snake that's good at maths ?
A. An adder !

October 23, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Martin Luther King III
Q. What do you call the highest form of animal life ?
A. The Giraffe !

October 21, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher)
Q. What do you call the dance that snowmen go to ?
A. The snowball !

October 20, 2014

Monday ):
Happy Birthday Snoop Dogg
Q. What do you call a robbery in China ?
A. A Chinese take away !


October 19, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Michael Gambon
Q. What do you call a cat that is always having accidents ?
A. A Catastrophe !

October 18, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Chuck Berry
Q. What do you call two elephants at the swimming pool ?
A. A pair of swimming trunks !
Boston Bruins @ Buffalo Sabers 7:00 PM

October 17, 2014

FRIDAY!
Happy Birthday Eminem
Q. What do you call a disguise worn by an Elk ?
A. A false moosetache !

October 16, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday John Mayer
Q. What do you call a man with a computer on his head ?
A. CD Ron !

October 15, 2014

WedNesDay
Happy Birthday Billy Unger
Q. What do you call a man who swings through the jungle backwards ?
A. Nazrat !

October 14, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Usher
Q. What do you call a woman who is crunchy and thin ?
A. Crisp-tine !

October 13, 2014

Monday
Columbus Day Holiday
Happy Birthday Paul Pierce
Q. What do you call a woman with a food mixer on her head ?
A. Belinda !

October 12, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Peeta Mellark (Josh Hutcherson)
Q. What do you call a failed lion tamer ?
A. Claude Bottom !

October 11, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Emily Deschanel
Q. Why did the girl have a horse on her head ?
A. Because she wanted a pony tail !

October 10, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Brett Farve
Q. What do you call a man with a karaoke machine ?
A. Mike !

October 9, 2014

Thursday
Q. What do you call a woman who throws her bills on the fire ?
A. Bernadette !
Boston Bruins @ Detroit Red Wings 7:30PM
Happy Birthday John Lennon

October 7, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Vladimir Putin
Q. What do you call a man with seagulls on his head ?
A. Cliff !

October 6, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Nail Yakupov
Q. What do you call a man with a sack full of stolen goods over his shoulder ?
A. Robin !

October 5, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Nick Robinson
Q. What do you call a Roman emperor with flu ?
A. Julius Sneezer !

October 4, 2014

Saturday
Q. What do you call a woman that people sit on ?
A. Cher !
Happy Birthday Patrick Star (Bill Fagerbakke)

October 1, 2014

Wednesday
Q. What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?
A. Petal !
Happy Birthday Dumbledore (Richard Harris)

September 29, 2014

Monday ):
Happy National Coffee Day
Free Coffee at:
        -Dunkin' Donuts
        -McDonalds
        -Krispy Kreme
        - Chick-fil-A
Happy Birthday Kevin Durant
Q. What do you call a man with a collection of fish photographs ?
A. The Prints of Whales !

September 28, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Ed Sullivan
Q. What do you call a deaf monster ?
A. Whatever you like - he can't hear you !

September 27, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Google
Thank You Google for Blogger!
Q. What do you call a rodent's carpet ?
A. A mouse mat !

September 26, 2014

Friday!
Happy Birthday James Caviezel
Q. What do you call a mummy that washes up ?
A. Pharaoh Liquid !

September 25, 2014

Thursday
Q. What do you call medicine for horses ?
A. Cough Stirrup !
Happy Birthday Will Smith

September 24, 2014

WedNesDay
Q. What do you call a man with a pig on his head ?
A. Hamlet !
Happy Birthday Jim Henson


September 23, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Julio Iglesias
Q. What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ?
A. Scott !

September 21, 2014

Sunday
International Day of Peace
Happy Birthday Stephen King
Q. What do you call a pretend railway ?
A. A play station !

September 20, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Phillip Phillips
Q. What do you call the largest computer you can buy ?
A. A Big Mac !

September 17, 2014

WedNesDay
Happy Birthday Hank Williams Sr.
Q. What do you call a woman with sandpaper on her head ?
A. Sandie !

September 16, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Flo Rida
Q. What do you call a woman with sandpaper on her head ?
A. Sandie !

September 14, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Danny Worsnop
Q. What do you call a man who steals cows ?
A. A beef burgler !
New England Patriots @ Minnesota Vikings 1:00 PM

September 11, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Harry Connick
Q. What do you call the coldest mammal in the World ?
A. The Blue Whale !

September 10, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Arnold Palmer
Q. What do you call a vampire Father Christmas ?
A. Sack-u-la !

September 9, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Leo Tolstoy
Q. What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?
A. Mack-u-la !

September 8, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Avicii
Q. What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?
A.  Jack-u-la !

September 5, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Edmund Pevensie (Skandar Keynes)
Q. What do you call a fish on the dining table ?
A. A Plaice Mat !

September 4, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Phill Lewis
Q. Why did the man with a pony tail go to see his doctor ?
A. He was a little hoarse !

September 3, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Charlie Sheen
Q. What do you call a man who wears tissue paper trousers ?
A. Russell !

September 2, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Keanu Reeves
Q. What do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?
A. Ed-Wood !

September 1, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Daniel Sturridge
Q. Do you have any invisible ink ?
A. Certainly sir. What color ?

August 31, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Larry Fitzgerald
Q. Why did the clock get sick ?
A. It was run down !

August 29, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday John McClain
Q. Waiter, this soup tastes funny ?
A. Then why aren't you laughing

August 27, 2014

WedNesDay
Happy Aaron Paul
Q. Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A. A jelly copter !

August 26, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Mother Teresa
Q. How do you make milk shake ?
A. Give it a good scare !

August 25, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Althea Gibson
Q. What runs but never walks ?
A. Water !

August 24, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday John Green
Q. What kind of hair do oceans have ?
A. Wavy !

August 23, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Kobe Bryan
Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.

August 21, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Usain Bolt
How did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony !
Summer Activity Poll Closed
Results:
In last place with 0% is Running, Boating, Relaxing and Water Skiing.
Tied for 3rd place each with 7% is Surfing, Swimming and Sand Castling.
With 14% in 2nd place: Baseballing, Hang Gliding and Beach Balling.
And finally in 1st place with 35%: Biking!
Please comment for poll suggestion if you have an idea.


August 20, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Louis Lane (Amy Adams)
Q: Knock, knock----Who's there?----Hawaii----Hawaii who?
A: I'm fine, Hawaii you?

August 19, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Bill Clinton
Q: Where do the pianists go for vacation?
A: Florida Key

August 18, 2014

Monday
Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it's Windows open!
Happy Birthday Steve (Edward Norton)

August 17, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Fearless Leader (Robert De Niro)
Q: What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
A: Cheerios!

August 16, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Carey Price
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back

August 15, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Batman (Ben Affleck)
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
A: He wanted to find Pluto!

August 14, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Tim Tebow
Q: Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling all stuffed up!

August 13, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday James "Bucky" Barnes (Sebastian Stan)
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.

August 12, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Mario Balotelli
Q: What do you call a flying police officer?
A: A helicopper!

August 11, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Isabelle (Alyson Stoner)
Q: What kind of car does a farmer drive?
A: A cornvertable!

August 10, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Antonio Banderas
Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?
A: With cabbage patches!

August 9, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Deion Sanders
Q: What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
A: Floodlights!

August 8, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Roger Federer
Q: Why aren't you doing well in history?
A: Because the teacher keeps on asking about things that happened before I was born!

August 7, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Sidney Crosby
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years! 

August 6, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Robin Van Persie
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.

August 5, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Neil Armstrong
Q. What do you call an underwater spy?
A. James Pond

August 4, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Barrack Obama
Q. What did the little tree say to the big tree?
A. Leaf me alone.

August 3, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Tom Brady
Q. How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?
A. By its bark!

August 2, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Evander Kane
Q. How do trees get on the internet?
A. They log in!

August 1, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Stuart Holden
Q. Why did the book join the police?
A. Because it wanted to go undercover!

July 31, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday J. K. Rowling
Q. What do you call a happy cowboy?
A. A jolly rancher!

July 30, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Arnold Schwarzenegger
Why did the farmer ride his horse into town?
Because it was to heavy to carry!

July 28, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Spencer Boldman
Q. What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A. Sue

July 27, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Alex Rodriguez
Q: Patient: Doctor, sometimes I feel like I'm invisible.
A: Doctor: Who said that? 

July 26, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Mick Jagger
Q: Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling all stuffed up!

July 25, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Conor Kennedy
Q: What did the judge say to the dentist? 
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth? 

July 24, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Amelia Earhart
Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?
A: With cabbage patches!

July 23, 2014

Wednesday
Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A: A palm tree!
Happy Birthday Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe)

July 22, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday George Louis
Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling green!

July 21, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Robin Williams
Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: It's been nice gnawing you

July 20, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Ray Allen
Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party?
A: Swimming trunks!

July 19, 2014

Saturday
Q: What happens when the fog disperses in California?
A: UCLA!
Happy Birthday Benedict Cumberbatch


July 18, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Nelson Mandela
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!

July 17, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday John Bridger (Donald Sutherland)
Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye!

July 16, 2014

Wednesday
Q: What bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow!
On this date 69 years ago just southeast of Socorro, New Mexico, was the first successful test of the Nuclear Bomb.
Happy Birthday Will Ferrell

July 15, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Gabriel Iglesias
Q: What did the tornado say to the sports car?
A: Want to go for a spin!

July 14, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Gerald Ford
Q: What do you call an attractive volcano?
A: Lava-ble!

July 13, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Indiana Jones (Han Solo (Harrison Ford))
Q: What type of songs do the planets sing?
A: Nep-tunes!
World Cup Final: Germany vs. Argentina 3:00 PM

July 12, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Bill Cosby
Q: When is the moon the heaviest?
A: When it's full!
Brazil vs. Netherlands 4:00 PM

July 11, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Andre Johnson
Q: Where does seaweed go to look for a job?
A: The kelp wanted section.

July 10, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Carlon Jeffery
Q: What did the big flower say to the small flower?
A: What's up Bud.

July 9, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)
Q: What did Mars say to Saturn?
A: Give me a ring sometime.

July 8, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Jaden Smith
Q: What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A: A moo-sician

July 7, 2014

Monday
Q: What is the musical part of a snake?
A: The scales!
Happy Birthday Ringo Starr

July 6, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday George W. Bush
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can't tuna fish!

July 5, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Jason Dolley
Q. What makes music on your head?
A. A head band!

July 4, 2014

Friday
Happy Independence Day
Happy Birthday Martha Kent (Eva Marie Saint)
Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776?
A: Indepen-dance!

July 3, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Sam Fitzpatrick
Q: Why are rabbits so lucky?
A: They have four rabbit's feet?

July 2, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Peter Kay
Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon!

July 1, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Raini Rodriguez
Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop!

June 30, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Michael Phelps
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane.

June 29, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Neil Perry
Q: Why did the man stand behind the horse?
A: He was hoping to get a kick out of it
Netherlands vs. Mexico 12:00 PM

June 28, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday King Henry VIII
Q: Which side of the horse has the most hair?
A: The outside!

June 27, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Helen Keller
Q: What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
A: Why the long face?

June 26, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Ariana Grande
Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddyup!
United States vs. Germany 12:00 PM

June 25, 2014

WedNesDay
Happy Birthday Carter Tracey
Q: A man rode his horse to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible?
A: The horse's name was Friday.



June 24, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Lionel Messi
Q: Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
A: Student: Not really.
Italy vs. Uruguay 12:00 PM

June 23, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday June Cash
Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?
A: You take away its credit cards!
Netherlands vs Chile 12:00 PM

June 22, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Kris Kristofferson
Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
A: Get out of its way!
United States vs. Portugal 6:00 PM (World Cup)

June 21, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Lana Del Rey
Q: What would you do if an elephant sat in front of you at a movie?
A: Miss most of the film.

June 20, 2014

Friday!!!!!
Happy Birthday Frank Lampard
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
A: Time to fix the fence!

June 19, 2014

Thursday
Beach Day
Q: What has fangs and webbed feet?
A: Count Duckula
Happy Birthday Macklemore

June 18, 2014

Wednesday
Q: What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?
A: A firequacker!
Happy Birthday Paul McCartney

June 17, 2014

Tuesday
Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!
Happy Birthday Rory Williams (Arthur Darvill)

June 16, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Rick Nash
Q: What type of markets do dogs avoid?
A: Flea markets!

June 13, 2014

Friday
Q: What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
A: Well, doggone!
New York Rangers @ Los Angles Kings 8:00 PM
Happy Birthday Captain America (Chris Evans)

June 12, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday George H. W. Bush
Q. How are dogs and cellphones alike?
A. They both have collar ID's

June 11, 2014

Wednesday
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!
Los Angles Kings @ New York Rangers 8:00 PM
Happy Birthday Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)

June 10, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Sasha Obama
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score

June 9, 2014

Monday ):
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
Los Angles Kings @ New York Rangers 8:00 PM
Happy Birthday Johnny Depp

June 8, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Kanye West
Q: What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
A:  Lazy Bones

June 7, 2014

Saturday
Q: What is the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
A: Pray that it doesn't see you.

New York Rangers @ Los Angles Kings 7:00 PM
Happy Birthday Dean Martin


June 6, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Lucius Malfoy (Jason Isaacs)
Q: What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?
A: Rep-tiles

June 5, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Rick Riordan and Kenny G
Q: Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
A: Because he could really spike the ball!

June 4, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Dr. Nefario (Russel Brand)
Q: What did the dinosaur put on her steak?
A: Dinosauce
New York Rangers @ Los Angeles Kings 8:00 PM

June 3, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Rafael Nadal
Q: How can you best raise a baby dinosaur?
A: With a crane!

June 2, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Zachary Quinto
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer

June 1, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Morgan Freeman
Q: How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't shut!

May 30, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Jake Short
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!

May 29, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Q. Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
A. He wanted to get Bacon
(Ben Gibbs)


May 28, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Cameron Boyce
Q: Why do seagulls like to live by the sea?
A: Because if they lived by the bay they would be bagels!

May 27, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Charley Abuza and John R. DiBello
Q: What bird is always depressed?
A: The blue jay

May 23, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Drew Carey
Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: Oh no! I have the people-pox!

May 22, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Ginnifer Goodwin
Q: What do you call a funny chicken?
A: A comedi-hen

May 21, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Mary Anning
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!

May 20, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday James Stewart
Q: Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A: Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over!

May 19, 2014

May 16, 2014

FRIDAY!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Joseph Morgan
Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!

May 15, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Ray Lewis
Q: When does a teacher carry birdseed?
A: When there is a parrot-teacher conference!
Check Out the Mobile Version of my Blog

May 14, 2014

WedNesDay
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!
Montreal Canadians @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM
Happy 70th Birthday George Lucas

May 13, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Stevie Wonder
Q. What kind of car does a mermaid drive?
A. A Mer-cedes
(Ben Gibbs)
Stanley Cup Poll Closed
With the Washington Capitals, the San Jose Sharks, the Carolina Hurricanes and the Vancouver Canucks in Last (8th) with 11% each
The Tampa Bay Lighting, the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Saint Louis Blues in 7th with 14% each
And the Colorado Avalanche, the Montreal Canadians and the Calgary Flames in 6th with 17% each
And with the New York Rangers and the Minnesota Wild tied for 5th each with 20%
And the Los Angles Kings in 4th with 23%
And the Pittsburg Penguins in 3rd with 26%
And in 2nd the Chicago Blackhawks with 32%
And in 1st with 73% the BOSTON BRUINS!!!

May 12, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Dorothy Hodgkin
Q: What state has a lot of cats and dogs?
A: Petsylvania
Boston Bruins @ Montreal Canadians 7:30 PM

May 11, 2014

Sunday
Happy Mothers Day
Happy Birthday Cam Newton
Q: What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid Kit.

May 10, 2014

Saturday
Happy Birthday Bono
Q. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
A. Ten-tickles
(Ben Gibbs)
And thank you Ben Gibbs for getting my 2000th Pageview
Montreal Canadians @ Boston Bruins 7:00 PM


May 9, 2014

Friday (:
Q: What song does a cat like best?
A: Three Blind Mice.
Happy Birthday Billy Joel

May 8, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Gary Glitter
Q: Why are cats good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!
Last day to vote on Stanley Cup Poll
Please comment on suggestions for a new sidebar poll.

May 7, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Samuel Paek
Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
A: Purrr-ple

May 6, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday George Clooney
Boston Bruins @ Montreal Canadians 7:00 PM
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll
Speaking of Poll's, the Stanley Cup Poll closes in TWO days!
Vote Now!!!!!

May 5, 2014

Monday
Happy Cinco de Mayo
Happy Birthday Chris Brown
Q. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
A. Because they're always stuffed!
Fear Poll is closed With
Tigers, Tigger and Bears tied for 4th with 7%
Lions in 3rd with 14%
Unicorns in 2nd With 28% and
In 1st Whales with 35%
Please comment ideas for a new poll on this post.
Also only 3 days left to vote on Stanley Cup Poll!


May 2, 2014

Friday!!!
Happy Birthday David Beckham
Q: Knock, knock----Who's There?----Tank----Tank Who?
A: You're welcome! 

May 1, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Wes Welker
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
A: Tons of memory! 

Montreal Canadians @ Boston Bruins 7:30 PM

April 30, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Willie Nelson
Q: Where do all the cool mice live?
A: In their mousepads 

April 29, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Jerry Seinfeld
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
A: A screensaver! 

April 28, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Juan Mata
Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on it's mouse! 

April 27, 2014

Sunday!!!
Last Day of April Vacation ):
Happy Birthday Ulysses Grant
Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: Because it was looking for a byte to eat?

April 25, 2014

Friday
Happy Birthday Al Pacino
Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left it's Windows open!

April 23, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday William Shakespeare
Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!
100th Post Yay

April 22, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Earth Day
Happy Birthday Willie Roberston
Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data! 
Boston Bruins @ Detroit Red Wings 7:30 PM

April 21, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Queen Elizabeth
Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!

April 20, 2014

Sunday
Happy Easter
Happy Birthday Napoleon III
Q. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A.  A funny bunny!
Detroit Red Wings @ Boston Bruins 3:00 PM

April 19, 2014

Holy Saturday
Happy Birthday Joe Hart
Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

April 18, 2014

Good Friday
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?A: Spoiled milk
Detroit Red Wings @ Boston Bruins 7:30 PM
Happy Birthday David Tennant


April 17, 2014

Holy Thursday
Happy Birthday Sean Bean
Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
A: Build a sty-scraper!

April 16, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Pope Benedict XVI
Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!

April 14, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday Leonardo Da Vinci
Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party?
A: Swimming trunks!
Monday
Happy Birthday Abigail Breslin
Q: Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?
A: Then why aren't you laughing

April 13, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Thomas Jefferson
Q: What has two hands, a round face, always runs, but stays in place?
A: A clock!
Boston Bruins @ New Jersey Devils 3:00 PM
In 16 year on this day it is predicted that a 25 million ton asteroid called 99942 Apophis is will hit the earth. This is not a fact, but it is a prediction, there is a .3% chance that it will actually hit earth. If it did hit though, it would hit with a force of 65,000 Hiroshima atomic bombs and could cause an 800-foot tsunami and just if it sounded like it couldn't get any worse : April 13th 2029 is a Friday the 13th.  Good Luck Scientists.

April 12, 2014

SATURDAY
Happy Birthday David Letterman
Q: How many books can you put into an empty backpack?
A: One! After that it's not empty.
Buffalo Sabers @ Boston Bruins 12:30 PM

April 10, 2014

Thursday
Happy Birthday Shay Mitchell
Q: Where does success come before work?
A: In the dictionary!
Boston Bruins @ Winnipeg Jets 8:00 PM

April 9, 2014

Wednesday
Happy Birthday Jesse McCartney
Q: What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office!

April 8, 2014

Tuesday
Happy Birthday John Schneider
Q: What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
A: A hole!
Boston Bruins @ Minnesota Wild 8:00 PM

April 7, 2014

Monday
Happy Birthday Jackie Chan
Q: What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A: A penny!

April 6, 2014

Sunday
Happy Birthday Spencer and Peyton List
Q: What goes up, but never comes down?
A: Your age!

April 5, 2014

SATURDAY
Happy Birthday Pharrell Williams
Q: What is the center of gravity?
A: The letter V!

April 4, 2014

FRIDAY (:
Happy Birthday Austin Mahone
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet?
A: